| Title |
Year |
Rating |
Rank |
Review |
| 12 Years a Slave | 2013 | 100 | 1 | (full review) - Worthy of your time and your tears |
| 2001: A Space Odyssey | 1968 | 100 | 1 | (full review) |
| Boyhood | 2014 | 100 | 1 | (full review) - The most satisfying film of 2014. Patricia Arquette is amazing. |
| Changeling, The (1980) | 1980 | 100 | 1 | (full review) |
| Crystal Lake Memories: The Complete History of Friday the 13th | 2013 | 100 | 1 | (full review) - Fantastic doc. |
| Gravity | 2013 | 100 | 1 | (full review) |
| His House | 2020 | 100 | 1 | (full review) |
| Jaws | 1975 | 100 | 1 | (full review) |
| Mad Max: Fury Road | 2015 | 100 | 1 | (full review) - A giant juggernaut of a summer blockbuster. All other summer films should bow down. |
| Parasite | 2019 | 100 | 1 | (full review) |
| Planes, Trains And Automobiles | 1987 | 100 | 1 | (full review) - A true all-time favorite. |
| Poltergeist | 1982 | 100 | 1 | (full review) - Accept no substitutes...or remakes |
| Prisoners | 2013 | 100 | 1 | (full review) |
| Promising Young Woman | 2020 | 100 | 1 | (full review) |
| Scream | 1996 | 100 | 1 | (full review) |
| Silence of the Lambs, The | 1991 | 100 | 1 | (full review) - Perfect |
| Skyfall | 2012 | 100 | 1 | (full review) |
| Song of the Sea | 2014 | 100 | 1 | (full review) - A high water mark for film in 2014 and for animated films in general... |
| Soul | 2020 | 100 | 1 | (full review) |
| The Martian | 2015 | 100 | 1 | (full review) - A whiz bang crowd pleaser so rarely made nowadays. |
| Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri | 2017 | 100 | 1 | (full review) - A gift from Martin McDonagh to us all. |
| tick, tick...BOOM! | 2021 | 100 | 1 | (full review) |
| Top Gun: Maverick | 2022 | 100 | 1 | (full review) |
| West Side Story | 2021 | 100 | 1 | (full review) |
| You Hurt My Feelings | 2023 | 100 | 1 | (full review) |
| A Thousand and One | 2023 | 95 | 26 | (full review) |
| Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret. | 2023 | 95 | 26 | (full review) |
| Brooklyn | 2015 | 95 | 26 | (full review) - Sensitive tale with no villain in sight...a lovely film. |
| Cabin in the Woods, The | 2011 | 95 | 26 | (full review) |
| Dune | 2021 | 95 | 26 | (full review) |
| Grand Budapest Hotel, The | 2014 | 95 | 26 | (full review) - A film of numerous superlatives, The Grand Budapest Hotel is, for my money, the finest film to date from Wes Anderson |
| Halloween (1978) | 1978 | 95 | 26 | (full review) |
| In The Heights | 2021 | 95 | 26 | (full review) |
| Jurassic Park | 1993 | 95 | 26 | (full review) |
| Lava | 2014 | 95 | 26 | (full review) - One of the best shorts yet from Pixar. |
| Living | 2022 | 95 | 26 | (full review) |
| News of the World | 2020 | 95 | 26 | (full review) |
| Suspiria | 2018 | 95 | 26 | (full review) |
| Terms of Endearment | 1983 | 95 | 26 | (full review) |
| The Tragedy of Macbeth | 2021 | 95 | 26 | (full review) |
| A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) | 1984 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| A Quiet Place | 2018 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - Hold on to your popcorn...this one will scare ya. |
| A Quiet Place Part II | 2020 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Amour | 2012 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Annihilation | 2018 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - You may walk out of Annihilation or you may crawl…either way, you’re in for a hell of a ride. |
| Avengers: Infinity War | 2018 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - Avengers: Infinity War may be the first toll of a bell signaling the end of an era but there’s still a few clangs yet to ring out. |
| Belfast | 2021 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Black Panther | 2018 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - Black Panther roars but it's the ladies that soar. |
| Blade Runner 2049 | 2017 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - Bold, full-bodied entertainment. |
| Blue Jasmine | 2013 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Call Me by Your Name | 2017 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - It’s a beautiful life, to be sure, but there’s an unseen struggle that’s captured here and it makes for one of the most tantalizing movies of 2017. |
| Candyman | 1992 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - Still a sweet (and scary) Halloween treat. |
| Candyman | 2021 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Captain Phillips | 2013 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - Not to be missed. |
| Carol | 2015 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - Carol shows a beauty of a relationship damaged by societal norms, and the fight to reclaim what’s true. |
| Casino Royale | 2006 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Cloud Atlas | 2012 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Coco | 2017 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - Another original winner from PIXAR, surprisingly deep with dazzling animation. |
| Crazy Rich Asians | 2018 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Creed | 2015 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - A true knockout. |
| Dark Knight Rises, The | 2012 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Drive My Car | 2021 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Dunkirk | 2017 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - A lean, mean, Nolan machine. |
| Eternals | 2021 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Everybody Wants Some | 2016 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - Plotless though it may be, it still offers the same sharp wisdom and warm hope Linklater is so good at injecting into his films. |
| Exorcist, The | 1973 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - If it’s been a while since you’ve taken it in or if you’ve somehow never seen the film you owe it to yourself to give it a look…just throw away all your cans of pea soup first. |
| Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close | 2011 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - The movie is ultimately about healing and the setting adds to that impact – within a city that is mending itself, Oskar seeks answers that might just help to heal more than his broken heart. |
| Ford v Ferrari | 2019 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Friday the 13th (1980) | 1980 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - A classic for a good reason... |
| Ghostbusters: Afterlife | 2021 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Godzilla | 2014 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| GoldenEye | 1995 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Gone Girl | 2014 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - Wicked good fun. |
| Guardians of the Galaxy | 2014 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - If the previous Marvel superhero films equate to a stretch limo with your cool aunts and uncles, then Guardians of the Galaxy is the party bus transporting your crazy cousins. |
| Happiest Season | 2020 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Her | 2013 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - In a future world perhaps years away from our own when it is hard to make a live connection with someone, Phoenix finds a love that can never be returned but finds himself thrilled and reenergized. You will thrill right along with him. |
| Hunger Games: Catching Fire, The | 2013 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Hunt, The (2013) | 2013 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - Life experience has taught me that there are some lies we desperately want to believe and some truths too horrible to fathom and that seems to be the thread at the core of this searing drama. |
| If Beale Street Could Talk | 2018 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Incredibles 2 | 2018 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - Slightly outpacing it's clever original, Incredibles 2 is a fast and furious entertainment rocket. |
| Inside Out | 2015 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| It | 2017 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - Scare you it does and scare you it shall. |
| Jackie | 2016 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - A focused portrait of the woman behind the president. |
| John Carter | 2012 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Logan | 2017 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - If this is the end, what a way to go. |
| Lone Survivor | 2014 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Looper | 2012 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Love, Simon | 2018 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - Funny and heartfelt, it may not live totally in the reality of now but it rhymes with the truth without much discord. |
| Lucy and Desi | 2022 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Marcel the Shell with Shoes On | 2022 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Marriage Story | 2019 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Mary Poppins Returns | 2018 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One | 2023 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris | 2022 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Nebraska | 2013 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - Hitch your wagon to this cross-country comedy and enjoy the ride. |
| No Time to Die | 2021 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Oldboy (Oldeuboi - Korea) | 2003 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| On Her Majesty's Secret Service | 1969 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Oppenheimer | 2023 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Out of the Furnace | 2013 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - Those who warm to smoldering dramas with a hard edge will find a reason to head into Cooper’s Furnace. |
| Paddington 2 | 2017 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - A enormously entertaining bear-y tale, fun (and funny!) for the whole family. |
| Pandas | 2018 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - The cute quotient is off the charts. |
| Parallel Mothers | 2021 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Patriots Day | 2016 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - Lace up, check it out. |
| Persuasion | 2022 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Pete's Dragon | 2016 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - Flies in as one of the best movies of 2016. |
| Phantom Thread | 2017 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - Excellent construction, masterful execution. |
| Pig | 2021 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Prometheus | 2012 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Raid 2: Berandal, The | 2014 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - The Godfather Part II of Indonesian gangster films? |
| Robot and Frank | 2012 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Room | 2015 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - An intense watch...an important one too. |
| Saving Mr. Banks | 2013 | 90 | 41 | |
| Secret Life of Walter Mitty, The | 2013 | 90 | 41 | |
| She Said | 2022 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Sicario | 2015 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - From start to finish, a solid exercise in sustained suspense. |
| Silver Linings Playbook | 2012 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Sound of Metal | 2020 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Spider-Man: No Way Home | 2021 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Spirited | 2022 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Spoiler Alert | 2022 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Spy | 2015 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - A hilarious bit of globe-trotting fun. |
| Spy Who Loved Me | 1977 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens | 2015 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - The sequel we've been waiting for since Return of the Jedi |
| Star Wars: The Last Jedi | 2017 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - The effects are top notch, the score from Williams sounds as glorious as ever, and try not to get a little choked up every time Fisher’s on screen. |
| TÁR | 2022 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| The Babadook | 2014 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - Frightfully good... |
| The Batman | 2022 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| The Crash Reel | 2012 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| The Favourite | 2018 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| The Harder They Fall | 2021 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| The Imitation Game | 2014 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - While maybe not an edge-of-your-seat thriller, it is absolutely one that will command you to lean forward and look harder at whats underneath it all |
| The Little Mermaid | 2023 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| The Omen | 1976 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - Still effective and quite scary. |
| The Outfit | 2022 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| The Red Turtle | 2016 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - A beautifully told piece that’s part fairy-tale, part parable, and unexpectedly moving |
| The Shape of Water | 2017 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - del Toro reaches new heights (or depths?) with The Shape of Water. |
| Thor: Ragnarok | 2017 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - The rock concert fun these movies should always be. Puts the previous two films to absolute shame. |
| Together Together | 2021 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Way Way Back, The | 2013 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Wonder Woman | 2017 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - A better movie than we all deserve... |
| X | 2022 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| You Won't Be Alone | 2022 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Zack Snyder's Justice League | 2021 | 90 | 41 | (full review) |
| Zootopia | 2016 | 90 | 41 | (full review) - Worth multiple trips. |
| 20 Feet from Stardom | 2013 | 85 | 146 | (full review) |
| American Sniper | 2014 | 85 | 146 | (full review) - A powerfully moving tale of service and sacrifice |
| Atomic Blonde | 2017 | 85 | 146 | (full review) - Even if Atomic Blonde doesn’t necessarily turn the Cold War spy thriller on its head, it sure gives it a helluva decent set of stylish somersaults. |
| Avengers: Age of Ultron | 2015 | 85 | 146 | (full review) - A buffet of riches...but consume it slowly. |
| Bodies Bodies Bodies | 2022 | 85 | 146 | (full review) |
| Bombshell | 2019 | 85 | 146 | (full review) |
| Captain America: Civil War | 2016 | 85 | 146 | (full review) - Overstuffed but mighty filling. |
| Captain America: The Winter Soldier | 2014 | 85 | 146 | (full review) - Chris Evans is now giving The Hulk a run for his money in the muscle department... |
| Carrie (1976) | 1976 | 85 | 146 | (full review) - Still bloody good... |
| Dallas Buyers Club | 2013 | 85 | 146 | (full review) - There is no Hollywood ending to be had but a real-life ending that provides a strong impact and lasting message. |
| Darkest Hour | 2017 | 85 | 146 | (full review) - DarkestHour turns out to be Oscar-ready Gary Oldman's finest. |
| Django Unchained | 2012 | 85 | 146 | (full review) |
| Downton Abbey | 2019 | 85 | 146 | (full review) |
| Emily the Criminal | 2022 | 85 | 146 | (full review) |
| End of Watch | 2012 | 85 | 146 | (full review) |
| Foxcatcher | 2014 | 85 | 146 | (full review) - True crime dramas dont get much better than this impressive examination of personal and professional obsession. |
| Frankenweenie | 2012 | 85 | 146 | (full review) |
| Fruitvale Station | 2013 | 85 | 146 | (full review) |
| Goldfinger | 1964 | 85 | 146 | (full review) |
| House of Wax | 1953 | 85 | 146 | (full review) - Might not melt your modern face, but it's a damn fine film. |
| Housebound | 2014 | 85 | 146 | (full review) - Chills equally matched with laughs. |
| How to Blow Up a Pipeline | 2023 | 85 | 146 | (full review) |
| How to Train Your Dragon 2 | 2014 | 85 | 146 | (full review) - Has a heart...and knows how to use it. |
| Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny | 2023 | 85 | 146 | (full review) |
| Jack Reacher | 2012 | 85 | 146 | (full review) |
| Jojo Rabbit | 2019 | 85 | 146 | (full review) |
| Jurassic World | 2015 | 85 | 146 | (full review) - After the original, the best of the bunch. |
| Last Night in Soho | 2021 | 85 | 146 | (full review) |
| Les Miserables | 2012 | 85 | 146 | (full review) |
| Life of Pi | 2012 | 85 | 146 | (full review) |
| Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome | 1985 | 85 | 146 | (full review) - Prime example of mid-80s summer blockbuster. |
| Midnight Special | 2016 | 85 | 146 | (full review) - A small wonder. |
| Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol | 2011 | 85 | 146 | (full review) - Best of the bunch (so far) |
| Monsters University | 2013 | 85 | 146 | (full review) |
| Nightmare Alley | 2021 | 85 | 146 | (full review) |
| Passing | 2021 | 85 | 146 | (full review) |
| Philomena | 2013 | 85 | 146 | (full review) - This is one of those films that creeps up on you in ways you least expect it. |
| Spectacular Now, The | 2013 | 85 | 146 | (full review) |
| Spider-Man: Homecoming | 2017 | 85 | 146 | (full review) - Just the reenergizing kick in the pants Marvel was needing. |
| Star Trek (2009) | 2009 | 85 | 146 | (full review) |
| Still Alice | 2014 | 85 | 146 | (full review) - A film of grace and dignity, led by future Best Actress Oscar winner Moore. |
| Suspiria | 1977 | 85 | 146 | (full review) |
| The Fault in Our Stars | 2014 | 85 | 146 | (full review) - Little fault to be found in this perfectly imperfect adaptation of the YA weeper. |
| The Flash | 2023 | 85 | 146 | (full review) |
| The Hateful Eight | 2016 | 85 | 146 | (full review) - Bloody Agatha Christie yarn... |
| The Homesman | 2014 | 85 | 146 | (full review) - So very bleak...but so good. |
| The Mother | 2023 | 85 | 146 | (full review) |
| The Nowhere Inn | 2020 | 85 | 146 | (full review) |
| The Taking of Deborah Logan | 2014 | 85 | 146 | (full review) - Solid scares, one of the best the found footage genre has to offer. |
| The Woman King | 2022 | 85 | 146 | (full review) |
| Theater Camp | 2023 | 85 | 146 | (full review) |
| Turning Red | 2022 | 85 | 146 | (full review) |
| Val | 2021 | 85 | 146 | (full review) |
| Whitney | 2018 | 85 | 146 | (full review) - Didn't she almost have it all? |
| Wonder Woman 1984 | 2020 | 85 | 146 | (full review) |
| World's End, The | 2013 | 85 | 146 | (full review) |
| Zero Dark Thirty | 2012 | 85 | 146 | (full review) |
| 10 Cloverfield Lane | 2016 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - A nice jolt of giddy old-fashioned movie-going fun. |
| 5 Broken Cameras | 2012 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| A League of Their Own | 1992 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| A Most Violent Year | 2014 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - Fans of those 70s and 80s potboiler crime dramas should take note... |
| Act of Killing, The | 2013 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Afire | 2023 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Air | 2023 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Amityville II: The Possession (1982) | 1982 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - AKA the only truly scary one of the franchise. |
| Amy | 2015 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - A tough, haunting look at the rise and fall of Winehouse. |
| Anna Karenina | 2012 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Annabelle: Creation | 2017 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - Dolly deadly dearest...and fun. |
| Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania | 2023 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Argo | 2012 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Army of the Dead | 2021 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Bao | 2018 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - Pixar is up to its old emotional manipulation tricks...and it works like charm in Bao. |
| Barbarian | 2022 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Beau Is Afraid | 2023 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Being the Ricardos | 2021 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Big Chill, The | 1983 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Big Hero 6 | 2014 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - The start of a beautiful friendship... |
| Black Panther: Wakanda Forever | 2022 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Blonde | 2022 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Blood Red Sky | 2021 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Breathe | 2017 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - Absorbing drama that has strong emotional resonance. |
| Broken Circle Breakdown, The | 2012 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Bumblebee | 2018 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Cake | 2014 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - More of a pie person, but this Cake is a filling slice. |
| Captain America: The First Avenger | 2011 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Chi-Raq | 2015 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - A timely tale of war, violence, and peace. |
| Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers | 2022 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Circle | 2015 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - Let this circle be unbroken... |
| Cold in July | 2014 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - The grim noir cousin to Blood Simple... |
| Concussion | 2015 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - Smith's least showy role...and best performance to date. |
| Croods, The | 2013 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Cruella | 2021 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Dawn of the Planet of the Apes | 2014 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - Wisely keeps those damn dirty humans at bay... |
| Deadpool | 2016 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - Bloody, violent, vulgar, and go-for-broke...just the shot in the arm the sagging super-hero genre needed. |
| Dr. No | 1962 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Drew: The Man Behind the Poster | 2013 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - A must watch for any true cinephile. |
| Edge of Tomorrow | 2014 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - Cruise remakes Groundhog Day as a sci-fi thrill ride...and finds his first formidable co-star in quite some time. |
| Elaine Stritch: Shoot Me | 2013 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Elemental | 2023 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Elvis | 2022 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Encanto | 2021 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Enemy | 2013 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - The enemy of Enemy is impatience... |
| Enola Holmes 2 | 2022 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Erin Brockovich | 2000 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Europa Report | 2013 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - One you’ll want to add to your queue if you like your sci-fi without a bunch of spiny aliens gnashing theat Sigourney ir gooey teeth Weaver |
| Eye in the Sky | 2016 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - A taut drama for discerning adults. |
| Fast X | 2023 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Fear Street: 1666 | 2021 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Fear Street: 1978 | 2021 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Finding Vivian Maier | 2014 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - Fascinating doc that uncovers a mysterious life. |
| Flight | 2012 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter | 1984 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - A fun would-be swan song for Jason. |
| Green Room | 2016 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - A squirm inducing spectacle. |
| Halloween | 2018 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Halloween II (1981) | 1981 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, The (2013) | 2013 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - A grand improvement of a film. |
| Hocus Pocus 2 | 2022 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Home for the Holidays | 1974 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - A nice scare in this made for TV movie. |
| Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2, The | 2015 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - A thrilling end...but leave the kiddies at home. |
| I Care a Lot | 2021 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| I, Tonya | 2017 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - Margot Robbie will triple-axel into your heart... |
| Iceman, The | 2012 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - While audiences and googly-eyed critics may be doing the (American) Hustle at your local cinema, fire up The Iceman |
| Inside Llewyn Davis | 2013 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - This earns a recommendation for Isaac’s strong leading performance and a soundtrack you’ll want to get your ears on pronto. |
| Iron Man 3 | 2013 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Jennifer 8 | 1992 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - Flawed but some fun frights. |
| John Wick | 2014 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - Way, WAY better than it has any right to be. |
| John Wick: Chapter 4 | 2023 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Jungle Cruise | 2021 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Just Mercy | 2019 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Knives Out | 2019 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Knock at the Cabin | 2023 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Krampus | 2015 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - Not exactly a Christmas horror-miracle, but has its fair share of fun with audiences. |
| Lady Bird | 2017 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - When it flies, it soars. Metcalf and Ronan are award ready/worthy. |
| Last Days in Vietnam | 2014 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - A documentary with an action move at its core. |
| Love & Mercy | 2015 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior | 1981 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - What Aliens was to Alien...enriches a valuable central character. |
| Marry Me | 2022 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Me and Earl and the Dying Girl | 2015 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Moxie | 2021 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Murder on the Orient Express | 2017 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| No Hard Feelings | 2023 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Oblivion | 2013 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Only the Brave | 2017 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - http://joethemnmovieman.com/2017/10/19/otb/ |
| Operation Finale | 2018 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Our Friend | 2021 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Paddington | 2014 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - An unexpected charmer... |
| Palmer | 2021 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Papillon | 2018 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Perks of Being a Wallflower, The | 2012 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Personal Shopper | 2016 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - After 2014’s Clouds of Sills Maria, I’d introduce Personal Shopper as Exhibit B in my defense case in the People vs Kristen Stewart. |
| Peter Rabbit | 2018 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - Hip Hop Hooray |
| PG (Psycho Goreman) | 2021 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Pretty Woman | 1990 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Prey | 2022 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Psycho II | 1983 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - Entertaining without taking a crap on the original. |
| Rush (2013) | 2013 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Scream VI | 2023 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Sisu | 2023 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Sixteen Candles | 1984 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Smile | 2022 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Splash | 1984 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Spotlight | 2015 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - What true journalism used to look like. |
| Strange World | 2022 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Surrounded | 2023 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Talk to Me | 2023 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| The Autopsy of Jane Doe | 2016 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - Shouldn't be watched alone... |
| The Big Short | 2015 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - McKay and co. burst some bubbles. |
| The Brides of Dracula | 1960 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - A sequel that is equal...what a rare find! |
| The Conjuring 2 | 2016 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - Another fright delight... |
| The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It | 2021 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| The Conspiracy | 2012 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| The Dead Zone | 1983 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| The Disaster Artist | 2017 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - The more meta, the betta. |
| The Dressmaker | 2015 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - A wicked, haute couture hoot. |
| The Good Dinosaur | 2015 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - A good dino indeed. |
| The Hunting Ground | 2015 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - Should be required viewing for all incoming freshmen. |
| The Kid Who Would Be King | 2019 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| The Killing of a Sacred Deer | 2017 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - Filled with arresting images and ideas that demand your attention. |
| The Last Duel | 2021 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| The Last Letter From Your Lover | 2021 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| The Last Mercenary | 2021 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| The Legend of Tarzan | 2016 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - This superhero wears a loincloth and swings away with the title of best summer blockbuster yet. |
| The Marksman | 2021 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| The Meg | 2018 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| The Miracle Club | 2023 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| The Old Man & the Gun | 2018 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| The Spiral Staircase | 1946 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - A fine dose of chills and tingles. |
| The Tank | 2023 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| The Visit | 2015 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - Worth your time and the spike in your blood pressure. |
| The Woods | 2006 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| The Worst Person in the World | 2021 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Tucker and Dale vs Evil | 2010 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Uncut Gems | 2019 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Unearthed & Untold: The Path to Pet Sematary | 2017 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - A fun doc with a good behind-the-scenes look at this cult classic. |
| Vacation, National Lampoon's | 1983 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - The original and still the best. |
| Virunga | 2014 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - Timely doc is more than just a gorilla pic. |
| Warm Bodies | 2013 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Where the Crawdads Sing | 2022 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| World Is Not Enough, The | 1999 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| World War Z | 2013 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| Wrath of Man | 2021 | 80 | 203 | (full review) |
| X-Men: Apocalypse | 2016 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - Oddly energizing |
| Youth | 2015 | 80 | 203 | (full review) - Easy to hate, hard to love…like most good movies should be. |
| 22 Jump Street | 2014 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - Channing Tatum & Jonah Hill earn good grades in their summer sequel. |
| A Walk in the Woods | 2015 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - The journey, though bumpy at times, is worth taking. |
| Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day | 2014 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - Better than you think it is going to be... |
| Alice, Darling | 2022 | 75 | 349 | (full review) |
| Alpha | 2018 | 75 | 349 | (full review) |
| Amazing Spider-Man 2, The | 2014 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - A marked improvement over the first film, though viewers should buckle up for tonal whiplash. |
| Black Widow | 2021 | 75 | 349 | (full review) |
| Blackfish | 2013 | 75 | 349 | (full review) |
| Brooklyn 45 | 2023 | 75 | 349 | (full review) |
| Bullet Train | 2022 | 75 | 349 | (full review) |
| Deadpool 2 | 2018 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - If you can forgive a rocky start, this is one sequel that feels like an equal. |
| Don't Breathe | 2016 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - Right about the time you think you know what’s coming next, the tables get flipped and then flipped again and then broken apart and then the pieces thrown at you. |
| Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon | 2015 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - A Lampoon love letter...with lotsa boobs. |
| Earth to Echo | 2014 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - The best family movie you probably won't see this year...nostalgia all around. |
| East, The (2013) | 2013 | 75 | 349 | (full review) |
| Enola Holmes | 2020 | 75 | 349 | (full review) |
| Enough Said | 2013 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - Another winning film from the observant eye/mind of Nicole Holofcener. |
| Fading Gigolo | 2014 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - A fine film with extra fine performances. |
| Far from the Madding Crowd | 2015 | 75 | 349 | (full review) |
| Film Stars Don't Die in Liverpool | 2017 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - Weird title,good movie. |
| Frozen | 2013 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - As pleasing as the voices are and as soothing as the snowflake heavy animation is, it all feels vaguely familiar... |
| Furious 7 | 2015 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - Revenge is a dish best served at 180mph. |
| Gerald's Game | 2017 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - A Game worth checking out. |
| Get On Up | 2014 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - Even overly sanitized, this James Brown biopic proves the funk never really quit. |
| Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery | 2022 | 75 | 349 | (full review) |
| Good Luck to You, Leo Grande | 2022 | 75 | 349 | (full review) |
| Grandma | 2015 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - A bad-ass Grandma for Tomlin. |
| Great Gatsby, The (2013) | 2013 | 75 | 349 | (full review) |
| Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies, The | 2014 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - Still a bit ponderous, but a journey worth taking. |
| Internship, The | 2013 | 75 | 349 | (full review) |
| Interstellar | 2014 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - Some cracks in this rocket ship... |
| Into the Woods | 2014 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - Still has its problems...but all is (mostly) forgiven. |
| Iron Man 2 | 2010 | 75 | 349 | (full review) |
| Jaws 2 | 1978 | 75 | 349 | (full review) |
| Joe Versus the Volcano | 1990 | 75 | 349 | (full review) |
| Judy Blume Forever | 2023 | 75 | 349 | (full review) |
| Kristy | 2014 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - For once a Netflix suggestion pans out! |
| Labor Day | 2014 | 75 | 349 | (full review) |
| Lady Chatterley's Lover | 2022 | 75 | 349 | (full review) |
| Land of Mine | 2015 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - Just when you thought all the good WWII stories had been told... |
| Licence to Kill | 1989 | 75 | 349 | (full review) |
| Macbeth | 2015 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - Double double...it's worth the toil and trouble to see this. |
| Mad Max | 1979 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - The one that started it all...vroom vroom. |
| Magic Mike XXL | 2015 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - The unicorn of sequels...one far superior to the first. |
| Maleficent | 2014 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - Too CGI-y for my taste, but Jolie is deliciously fun. |
| Man with the Golden Gun | 1974 | 75 | 349 | (full review) |
| Mermaids | 1990 | 75 | 349 | (full review) |
| Minions: The Rise of Gru | 2022 | 75 | 349 | (full review) |
| Monuments Men, The | 2014 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - Raiders of the Lost Art |
| Muppets Most Wanted | 2014 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - An improvement over the original: better songs, less humans, more Muppets. |
| Only Lovers Left Alive | 2014 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - Pretty sure I liked it...though it probably should have gone by its original title: Hipster Vampire Namedroppers |
| Oz: The Great and Powerful | 2013 | 75 | 349 | (full review) |
| Peter Pan & Wendy | 2023 | 75 | 349 | (full review) |
| Rampage | 2018 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - You don’t necessarily need to lower your expectations to like what Rampage has to offer, you just have to go in with the right frame of mind. |
| Renfield | 2023 | 75 | 349 | (full review) |
| RoboCop | 1987 | 75 | 349 | (full review) |
| RoboCop | 2014 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - Don't be a fuddy duddy about this one... |
| San Andreas | 2015 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - Grade A American disaster cheese...and worth every single slice. |
| Sanjay's Super Team | 2015 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - Middle of the road effort for Pixar, but has a big heart. |
| Sausage Party | 2016 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - Surreally filthy...and mighty tasy. |
| Savages | 2012 | 75 | 349 | (full review) |
| Secret in Their Eyes | 2015 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - As far as remakes go, this is one of the stronger ones. |
| Seymour: An Introduction | 2014 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - Hakwe knows how to treat his elders. |
| Single White Female | 1992 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - No need to evict this one. |
| Sisters | 2015 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - Still waiting for that perfect Poehler and Fey pairing. |
| Somewhere in Queens | 2023 | 75 | 349 | (full review) |
| Stoker | 2013 | 75 | 349 | (full review) |
| Swiss Army Man | 2016 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - Let 'er rip! |
| Tales from the Crypt | 1972 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - Well-made, scary, fun! |
| Tales of Halloween | 2015 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - A fun new favorite for your Halloween watchlist. |
| The Artifice Girl | 2023 | 75 | 349 | (full review) |
| The BFG | 2016 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - This superhero wears a loincloth and swings away with the title of best summer blockbuster yet. |
| The Choice | 2016 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - I fought The Choice, I fought it hard...but damned if it doesn't overcome a rocky start and prolonged ending to emerge as a above average Sparks weepie. |
| The Florida Project | 2017 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - Thrives on pure instinct. |
| The King's Man | 2021 | 75 | 349 | (full review) |
| The Magnificent Seven | 2016 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - It's overlong but it's engaging and entertaining, two things we’ve had a serious lack of in 2016. |
| The Shallows | 2016 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - Shark looks nice but in general there should be less talking and more swimming. |
| The Stepfather | 1987 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - Creepy character actor takes on killer role. |
| The Theory of Everything | 2014 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - Though very Hallmark Hall of Fame-y, the two leading performance are stellar. |
| The Wind Rises | 2013 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - One you may appreciate more than you will like. |
| To Catch a Killer | 2023 | 75 | 349 | (full review) |
| Tomorrowland | 2015 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - Not quite the great big beautiful tomorrow of a film it could have been...but still worth the trip. |
| Under the Skin | 2014 | 75 | 349 | (full review) |
| Whiskey Tango Foxtrot | 2016 | 75 | 349 | (full review) - Fey can do it all...even drama. |
| Wolverine, The | 2013 | 75 | 349 | (full review) |
| Your Place or Mine | 2023 | 75 | 349 | (full review) |
| 47 Ronin | 2013 | 70 | 435 | (full review) - Maybe it is because I read such scathing reviews for 47 Ronin before I saw it that the bar was set so low that it was destined to exceed those expectations…or maybe it is just because the movie is not that bad to begin with and we are just dealing with critics at the end of their 2013 good will toward men. |
| Ailey | 2021 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Alita: Battle Angel | 2019 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Alive Inside | 2014 | 70 | 435 | (full review) - Music for the soul... |
| American Gigolo | 1980 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Ant-Man and the Wasp | 2018 | 70 | 435 | (full review) - Perfectly fine summer popcorn entertainment...but pales in comparison to the other two Marvel movies on 2018 |
| Aquaman | 2018 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Army of Thieves | 2021 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Baby Ruby | 2023 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Barbie | 2023 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Beautiful Creatures (2013) | 2013 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Beauty and the Beast | 2017 | 70 | 435 | (full review) - Bittersweet, strange |
| Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) | 2020 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Broken Diamonds | 2021 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Clown | 2015 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Cyrano | 2021 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| DC League of Super-Pets | 2022 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Despicable Me 2 | 2013 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Die Another Day | 2002 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Dog | 2022 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Downton Abbey: A New Era | 2022 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Everybody's Talking About Jamie | 2020 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Family, The | 2013 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Fear Street: 1994 | 2021 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Final Cut | 2022 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Fresh | 2022 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Fright Night Part 2 | 1988 | 70 | 435 | (full review) - Not an equal but still a fun bite! |
| From Russia With Love | 1963 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Game Night | 2018 | 70 | 435 | (full review) - Worth a roll of the dice... |
| Girls Trip | 2017 | 70 | 435 | (full review) - Probably the best of the recent batch of Raunchy Lady comedies |
| Goosebumps | 2015 | 70 | 435 | (full review) - Spooky fun but low on overall substance. |
| Grandmaster, The (2013) | 2013 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Gunpowder Milkshake | 2021 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Halloween Ends | 2022 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Halloween H20: 20 Years Later | 1998 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Happy Birthday to Me | 1981 | 70 | 435 | (full review) - Scary then silly then spookythen stupid |
| Hotel Transylvania 2 | 2015 | 70 | 435 | (full review) - An upgrade from the original stay. |
| How to Survive a Plague | 2012 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| I Saw The Devil (Akmareul boatda) | 2010 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| I’ll See You in My Dreams | 2015 | 70 | 435 | (full review) - A nice change of pace, featuring a radiant lead performance. |
| Imposter, The | 2012 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Insidious | 2010 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Insidious: The Red Door | 2023 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Intruders | 2014 | 70 | 435 | (full review) - Better than the title and poster would have you believe. |
| Invisible War, The | 2012 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Iron Man | 2008 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| It Takes Three | 2021 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Jack The Giant Slayer | 2013 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Jackass Forever | 2022 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa | 2013 | 70 | 435 | (full review) - A lot better than I thought it was going to be with more of a focus on funny gags rather than moments to make you gag. |
| Joker | 2019 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Licorice Pizza | 2021 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Live and Let Die | 1973 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Living with Chucky | 2022 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Magic in the Moonlight | 2014 | 70 | 435 | (full review) - http://joethemnmovieman.com/2014/08/01/movie-review-magic-in-the-moonlight/ |
| Meg 2: The Trench | 2023 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Miss Sloane | 2016 | 70 | 435 | (full review) - A nice movie for a nasty woman. |
| Mistress America | 2015 | 70 | 435 | (full review) - The first Noah Baumbach movie I'd willingly revisit. |
| Molly's Game | 2017 | 70 | 435 | (full review) - Created by a one-eyed Jack, ruled by a commanding Queen. |
| Monuments | 2020 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Nanny | 2022 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Need for Speed | 2014 | 70 | 435 | (full review) - No need to see Need for Speed unless you can put your brain on cruise control. Imogen Poots continues to steal movies from under her male counterparts. |
| Night Teeth | 2021 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Night Watch | 1973 | 70 | 435 | (full review) - Liz sinks her teeth into her role and then shakes it back and forth like a maniac. Good stuff. |
| Nightmare | 1964 | 70 | 435 | (full review) - A strong offering from Hammer Studios...with no Dracula in sight. |
| Nope | 2022 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Oculus | 2014 | 70 | 435 | (full review) - This mirror is polished. |
| On the Rocks | 2020 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Oxygen | 2021 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Pieces of a Woman | 2020 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Polite Society | 2023 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Pray Away | 2021 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Promised Land | 2012 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Quartet | 2012 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Rebecca | 2020 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Red Rocket | 2021 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Rio 2 | 2014 | 70 | 435 | (full review) - works a kind of magic that turns an entire cast of usually obnoxious performers into an appealing band of colorful characters |
| Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain | 2021 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Room 237 | 2013 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Run Rabbit Run | 2023 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| See How They Run | 2022 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Sessions, The | 2012 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Suburbicon | 2017 | 70 | 435 | (full review) - With the icy cold heart of the Coens and Clooney's tendency toward warmth, there's an odd balance here but at least it's better than it's dreadful trailer. |
| The Accountant | 2016 | 70 | 435 | (full review) - It’s not even tax season yet, but take some time to audit The Accountant. |
| The Adam Project | 2022 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| The D Train | 2015 | 70 | 435 | (full review) - Hop aboard this indie comedy with its fair share of high-risk turns... |
| The Fabelmans | 2022 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| The House on Sorority Row | 1983 | 70 | 435 | (full review) - Pledge with confidence |
| The Little Things | 2021 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| The Outwaters | 2023 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| The Starling | 2021 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| The Water Man | 2020 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| The Woman in the Window | 2021 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| This Is My Life | 1992 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Thor: The Dark World | 2013 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Till Death | 2021 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Tomorrow Never Dies | 1997 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Torn Hearts | 2022 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Vacation | 2015 | 70 | 435 | (full review) - This trip down the holiday road isn't as bumpy as you might expect. |
| Vacation Friends | 2021 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets | 2017 | 70 | 435 | (full review) - Check your high horse at the door and just enjoy the spectacle. |
| We Are Your Friends | 2015 | 70 | 435 | (full review) - A brotastic EDM retreadof Cocktail. I'm not complaining. |
| We're The Millers | 2013 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| What She Said | 2021 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| White House Down | 2013 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Wildcat | 2022 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| Wreck-It Ralph | 2012 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| X-Men: Days of Future Past | 2014 | 70 | 435 | (full review) - An enjoyable (if surgically calculated) seventh entry. |
| You Are Not My Mother | 2022 | 70 | 435 | (full review) |
| An American Werewolf in London | 1981 | 65 | 544 | (full review) - Still howls...but the first 1/3 is better than all the rest. |
| August: Osage County | 2013 | 65 | 544 | (full review) |
| Body Snatchers | 1993 | 65 | 544 | (full review) - A second remake that works better than it should have (or could have) |
| Book Club: The Next Chapter | 2023 | 65 | 544 | (full review) |
| Call, The | 2013 | 65 | 544 | (full review) |
| Chasing Ice | 2012 | 65 | 544 | (full review) |
| Dracula Untold | 2014 | 65 | 544 | (full review) - A Dracula tale worth telling. |
| Elvira, Mistress of the Dark | 1988 | 65 | 544 | (full review) - Campy fun with ample boob jokes. |
| Entourage | 2015 | 65 | 544 | (full review) - Suprisingly sunny bro-fest. |
| Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them | 2016 | 65 | 544 | (full review) - More good than fantastic... |
| Goodnight Mommy | 2015 | 65 | 544 | (full review) - Occasionaly good, rarely great. |
| Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween | 2018 | 65 | 544 | (full review) |
| Grifters, The | 1990 | 65 | 544 | (full review) |
| Guy Ritchie's The Covenant | 2023 | 65 | 544 | (full review) |
| Hot Pursuit | 2015 | 65 | 544 | (full review) - Sure the laughs are cheap…but they’re laughs all the same. |
| In Secret | 2014 | 65 | 544 | (full review) - One of the small films that would be quite easy to miss at a better time of year |
| It Chapter Two | 2019 | 65 | 544 | (full review) |
| LEGO Movie, The | 2014 | 65 | 544 | (full review) - Have aspirin ready after this brain stem rattler. |
| Let's Scare Jessica to Death | 1971 | 65 | 544 | (full review) - A creepy, low budget 70s frightmare. |
| Life of the Party | 2018 | 65 | 544 | (full review) - Once it overcomes some initial tone problems what results is a sweet, if completely predictable, comedy that has its heart and brain in the right place. |
| Little Women | 2019 | 65 | 544 | (full review) |
| Lone Ranger, The | 2013 | 65 | 544 | (full review) |
| Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom | 2013 | 65 | 544 | (full review) - When all is said and done the film is worth a watch for the performances of Elba and Harris and the chance to learn more about Mandela himself during his later years…but viewers looking for an in-depth look at Mandela’s life as a whole will be left wanting more. |
| Mayor Pete | 2021 | 65 | 544 | (full review) |
| Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children | 2016 | 65 | 544 | (full review) - If only it had stayed peculiar until the end... |
| Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation | 2015 | 65 | 544 | (full review) - Impressive stunts, so-so execution. |
| Nobody | 2021 | 65 | 544 | (full review) |
| Office Christmas Party | 2016 | 65 | 544 | (full review) - You might want to leave early but stay until the end. |
| Oldboy (2013 Spike Lee) | 2013 | 65 | 544 | (full review) |
| Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones | 2014 | 65 | 544 | (full review) - Neither a home run nor a strike out, Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones comfortably rides that mediocre fence with one foot firmly planted on the what-the-hell-I-liked-it side. |
| Penguin Bloom | 2021 | 65 | 544 | (full review) |
| Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales | 2017 | 65 | 544 | (full review) - Yo-Ho-Ho or Yo-Ho-OK? |
| Prisoners of the Ghostland | 2021 | 65 | 544 | (full review) |
| Quantum of Solace | 2008 | 65 | 544 | (full review) |
| Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse | 2015 | 65 | 544 | (full review) - Has a pulse, albeit a faint one. |
| Snow White and the Huntsman | 2012 | 65 | 544 | (full review) |
| Somebody I Used to Know | 2023 | 65 | 544 | (full review) |
| Split | 2017 | 65 | 544 | (full review) - Less of a thrill ride and more like an uncomfortable Sunday drive. |
| Sully | 2016 | 65 | 544 | (full review) - Hanks is first class but this is an economy flight. |
| Terminator: Dark Fate | 2019 | 65 | 544 | (full review) |
| The Danish Girl | 2015 | 65 | 544 | (full review) - Struggles with truth in a film about authenticity. |
| The Intern | 2015 | 65 | 544 | (full review) - The least tedious Nancy Meyers movie to date, suprisingly charming. |
| The Other Woman | 2014 | 65 | 544 | (full review) - The film feels choppy though it does manage to find some smooth waters for Diaz and Mann to sail. |
| The Sea Beast | 2022 | 65 | 544 | (full review) |
| The Suicide Squad | 2021 | 65 | 544 | (full review) |
| Transformers: Age of Extinction | 2014 | 65 | 544 | (full review) - Big, dumb, and loud. And you were expecting....? |
| Unbroken | 2014 | 65 | 544 | (full review) - Missing the emotion...but a story worth knowing. |
| We Are What We Are | 2013 | 65 | 544 | |
| White Men Can't Jump | 2023 | 65 | 544 | (full review) |
| Wonderstruck | 2017 | 65 | 544 | (full review) - Far from Haynes best work, it's too art house-y for kids and not quite grown up enough for adults. Still, the production design is exceptional as are the performances. |
| You Only Live Twice | 1967 | 65 | 544 | (full review) |
| You're Next | 2011 | 65 | 544 | (full review) |
| 47 Meters Down | 2017 | 60 | 596 | (full review) - Decent little bite of fun. |
| 80 for Brady | 2023 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Admission | 2013 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Afterlife of the Party | 2021 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| All I See Is You | 2017 | 60 | 596 | (full review) - Creates a discord between two distinct tonal notes that never totally synch up, though it does have a few fleeting moments of harmony that have kept it lingering in my mind days after seeing it. |
| Annabelle | 2014 | 60 | 596 | (full review) - Better than your average creepy doll pic... |
| Ant-Man | 2015 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Assassin's Creed | 2016 | 60 | 596 | (full review) - A power-up for video game adaptations. |
| Asylum | 1972 | 60 | 596 | (full review) - Nice and spooky horror anthology |
| Backdraft | 1991 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Black Adam | 2022 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Book Thief, The | 2013 | 60 | 596 | (full review) - Those interested in The Book Thief to focus on the performances rather than whatever the film fails to let materialize. |
| Butler, The (2013 F Whitaker by Lee Daniels) | 2013 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Company You Keep, The | 2013 | 60 | 596 | (full review) - There's a level of sophisticated maturity that should prove interesting to the more astute viewer. |
| Darby and the Dead | 2022 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Dashcam | 2022 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Death on the Nile | 2020 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Disconnect | 2013 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Dolittle | 2020 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Dream Horse | 2021 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Endless Love | 2014 | 60 | 596 | (full review) - Gets the job done...the best option this Valentine weekend. |
| Expendables 2, The | 2012 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Eyes of Laura Mars | 1978 | 60 | 596 | (full review) - A harmless guilty pleasure from 1978. |
| Far and Away | 1992 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Finding 'Ohana | 2021 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Florence Foster Jenkins | 2016 | 60 | 596 | (full review) - Like it's subject, slightly off-key. |
| Fool's Paradise | 2023 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3 | 2023 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Gung Ho | 1986 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Hail, Caesar! | 2016 | 60 | 596 | (full review) - Not a Cohen best, but it's fun to goof off every now and then. |
| Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers | 1988 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Happiness for Beginners | 2023 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Happy Death Day | 2017 | 60 | 596 | (full review) - Aimed squarely at the sleepover crowd, it's better than it should be but won't please gorehouds out for blood. |
| Hell Fest | 2018 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Hello, My Name Is Doris | 2016 | 60 | 596 | (full review) - If you can handle squirming uncomfortably for 95 minutes, two good performances will be your reward. |
| Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, The (2012) | 2012 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Homefront | 2013 | 60 | 596 | |
| House at the End of the Street | 2012 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Hyde Park On Hudson | 2012 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Impossible, The | 2012 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| In Dreams | 1999 | 60 | 596 | (full review) - In reality, In Dreams is a bust but there’s so many good people involved it’s worth watching at least once. |
| Insidious Chapter 3 | 2015 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Joe Bell | 2021 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Jumpin' Jack Flash | 1986 | 60 | 596 | (full review) - Not quite the gas, gas, gas I remember it to be. |
| Jurassic Park III | 2001 | 60 | 596 | (full review) - An overly silly dino sequel |
| Jurassic World Dominion | 2022 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Life | 2017 | 60 | 596 | (full review) - An odd, little (big-ish) bit of sci-fi mayhem. |
| Live by Night | 2016 | 60 | 596 | (full review) - A minor infraction on an otherwise stellar resume. Slow but steady... |
| Living Daylights | 1987 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Lucy | 2014 | 60 | 596 | (full review) - Looney tunes and totally nutso...but never boring. |
| Ma Rainey's Black Bottom | 2020 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again | 2018 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Man of Steel | 2013 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Master, The | 2012 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Mr. Malcolm's List | 2022 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Mr. Turner | 2014 | 60 | 596 | (full review) - Murder on the backside...but lovely to look at. |
| Muppets | 2011 | 60 | 596 | |
| My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 | 2016 | 60 | 596 | (full review) - Opa! It's harmless. |
| My Bloody Valentine | 1981 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Non-Stop | 2014 | 60 | 596 | (full review) - If you can check your logic in the overhead bin and keep your rolled eyes in the upright position, Non-Stop is harmless entertainment |
| Octopussy | 1983 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| On the Basis of Sex | 2018 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| One Night in Miami | 2020 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Place Beyond the Pines, The | 2013 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Raw | 2017 | 60 | 596 | (full review) - See it on an empty stomach. |
| Rio | 2011 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Rust and Bone | 2012 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Sapphires, The | 2012 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Searching For Sugar Man | 2012 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Sex Tape | 2014 | 60 | 596 | (full review) - Not sure which of the endings I liked the best because the film, um, climaxes several times |
| Shelter in Place | 2021 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Shortcomings | 2023 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Solo: A Star Wars Story | 2018 | 60 | 596 | (full review) - The same problems of storytelling and purpose exist while watching Solo, yet it is a marked improvement in pace and plot over Rogue One. |
| Stepfather II | 1989 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Supernova | 2020 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013) | 2013 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| The Blackening | 2023 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| The Boss | 2016 | 60 | 596 | (full review) - Funnier than it should be but not as good as it could be. |
| The Boxtrolls | 2014 | 60 | 596 | (full review) - Finds Laika coasting rather than accelerating...still, not bad. |
| The Contractor | 2022 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| The Mummy | 2017 | 60 | 596 | (full review) - The potential was there to take a fun step forward but the studio is too, uh, wrapped up in their quest for a new franchise. |
| The Passenger | 2023 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| The Purge: Election Year | 2016 | 60 | 596 | (full review) - Gets my vote for the best entry in a shaky franchise. |
| The Shower | 2013 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| The Weekend Away | 2022 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| The White Tiger | 2021 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| This Is The End | 2013 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Thor | 2011 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Thunderball | 1965 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Trance | 2013 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Triple 9 | 2016 | 60 | 596 | (full review) - A solid 6 |
| Tusk | 2014 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Venom | 2018 | 60 | 596 | (full review) |
| Wolf of Wall Street, The | 2013 | 60 | 596 | (full review) - Removing 30 minutes would have made Scorsese’s film truly howl and been an even better showcase for DiCaprio’s well thought out performance. |
| A View to a Kill | 1985 | 55 | 690 | (full review) |
| All the Money in the World | 2017 | 55 | 690 | (full review) - Buyer beware... |
| Carrie (2013) | 2013 | 55 | 690 | (full review) |
| Cutie and the Boxer | 2013 | 55 | 690 | (full review) |
| Hitchcock | 2012 | 55 | 690 | (full review) |
| Irresistible | 2020 | 55 | 690 | (full review) |
| jOBS | 2013 | 55 | 690 | (full review) |
| Joy | 2015 | 55 | 690 | (full review) - Better than American Hustle...so there's that. |
| Killer Joe | 2011 | 55 | 690 | (full review) |
| Murder Mystery 2 | 2023 | 55 | 690 | (full review) |
| Purge, The | 2013 | 55 | 690 | (full review) |
| The Angry Black Girl and Her Monster | 2023 | 55 | 690 | (full review) |
| The Black Demon | 2023 | 55 | 690 | (full review) |
| The Greatest Showman | 2017 | 55 | 690 | (full review) - I wouldn’t run away with this circus but I wouldn’t run from it either. |
| The Nun | 2018 | 55 | 690 | (full review) |
| The Purge: Anarchy | 2014 | 55 | 690 | (full review) - More like a violent twist on the plot for Adventures in Babysitting |
| To Do List, The | 2013 | 55 | 690 | (full review) |
| Tomb Raider | 2018 | 55 | 690 | (full review) - Sporadically entertaining but doesn't dig deep enou |
| Unhuman | 2022 | 55 | 690 | (full review) |
| All the Old Knives | 2022 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| American Hustle | 2013 | 50 | 709 | (full review) - As a fan of nearly everyone involved I wanted to like this and desperately tried to latch on to something, anything, that would allow me to recommend it to others. |
| Annie | 2014 | 50 | 709 | (full review) - Not as bad as it looks...but still wholly unnecessary. |
| Big Eyes | 2014 | 50 | 709 | (full review) - Big Eyes...little impact. |
| Bling Ring, The | 2013 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| Borat Subsequent Moviefilm | 2020 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| Consecration | 2023 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| Crater | 2023 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| Creed III | 2023 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| Dalíland | 2022 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| Dead Man Down | 2013 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| Dear Evan Hansen | 2021 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| Diamonds Are Forever | 1971 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| Divergent | 2014 | 50 | 709 | (full review) - More derivative than divergent. |
| Downsizing | 2017 | 50 | 709 | (full review) - http://joethemnmovieman.com/2018/01/06/ds/ |
| Early Man | 2018 | 50 | 709 | (full review) - https://joethemnmovieman.com/2018/02/16/ema/ |
| Fear the Night | 2023 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| Fifty Shades Freed | 2018 | 50 | 709 | (full review) - Pretty lousy but there’s something strangely appealing in a movie you know is bad and wasn’t made to cater to your interests that frees one to not be stuffy and just go with it. |
| Fifty Shades of Grey | 2015 | 50 | 709 | (full review) - Exactly the follow-up film I expected from the screenwriter of Saving Mr. Banks... |
| Frances Ha | 2013 | 50 | 709 | (full review) - At 86 minutes this isn’t something you’ll be checking your watch through, but it’s also nothing that demands your attention either when there are so many other independent features that have the script, performances, and insight to give you better bang for your buck. |
| Freeheld | 2015 | 50 | 709 | (full review) - When the end credits Miley Cyrus song is the most memorable thing about the movie, you know there's a problem. |
| Goodbye Christopher Robin | 2017 | 50 | 709 | (full review) - Slow biopic with another terrible Margot Robbie performance |
| House of Gucci | 2021 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| In the Heart of the Sea | 2015 | 50 | 709 | (full review) - More Jaws: The Revenge than Moby Dick. |
| Insidious Chapter 2 | 2013 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| Insidious: The Last Key | 2018 | 50 | 709 | (full review) - Just remember: it’s not art, it’s the fourth entry in the Insidious series. |
| Jaws 3-D | 1983 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle | 2017 | 50 | 709 | (full review) - A fun but forgettable roll of the dice... |
| Kick-Ass 2 | 2013 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| Lords of Salem, The | 2013 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| Malcolm & Marie | 2021 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| Montana Story | 2022 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| Moonfall | 2022 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| Moonraker | 1979 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| Old | 2021 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| Pain And Gain | 2013 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| Paint | 2023 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| Passengers | 2016 | 50 | 709 | (full review) - In space, no one can hear you snore. |
| Poltergeist | 2015 | 50 | 709 | (full review) - Totally unnecessary. |
| Prom Night | 1980 | 50 | 709 | (full review) - Disco dance the night away! Pay no attention to the masked killer. |
| Riddick | 2013 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| Rosaline | 2022 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| Scream | 2022 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| Shotgun Wedding | 2022 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| Sing 2 | 2021 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| Society | 1989 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| Studio 666 | 2022 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| The 5th Wave | 2016 | 50 | 709 | (full review) - Plays like a Muppet Babies retelling of Independence Day |
| The Cursed | 2021 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| The Dark and the Wicked | 2020 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby | 2014 | 50 | 709 | (full review) - Ho-hum and hum drum |
| The Fan | 1981 | 50 | 709 | (full review) - Pretty tacky...but worth it for Bacall. |
| The Finest Hours | 2016 | 50 | 709 | (full review) - Merely fine... |
| The Hundred-Foot Journey | 2014 | 50 | 709 | (full review) - Half baked and missing a few key ingredients. |
| The Lost Daughter | 2021 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| The Skeleton Twins | 2014 | 50 | 709 | (full review) - Not enough meat on the bones... |
| Thinner | 1996 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| Thor: Love and Thunder | 2022 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| Trumbo | 2015 | 50 | 709 | (full review) - A hammy take on a dark time in Hollywood history. Straight to HBO. |
| Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2, The | 2012 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| Venom: Let There Be Carnage | 2021 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| What If | 2014 | 50 | 709 | (full review) - Radcliffe is no leading man...but keep that Zoe Kazan around. |
| What's Love Got to Do with It? | 2023 | 50 | 709 | (full review) |
| Wonder Wheel | 2017 | 50 | 709 | (full review) - Winslet's wonderful but there's no thrill in this ride. |
| Zoolander 2 | 2016 | 50 | 709 | (full review) - Striking while the iron is cold as Blue Steel, it's a well-made bag of potato chips...mostly stale air. |
| Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb | 2014 | 45 | 774 | (full review) - Almost goes out in fine form...until those last five minutes... |
| Seriously Red | 2022 | 45 | 774 | (full review) |
| The Commuter | 2018 | 45 | 774 | (full review) - Harmless ride on the rails that's ultimately too Hitchcock-ian and Agatha Christie-ish for its own good. |
| The King's Daughter | 2022 | 45 | 774 | (full review) |
| Wedding Ringer, The | 2015 | 45 | 774 | (full review) - Finally...a not-annoying showcase for Kevin Hart. Bad, but not that bad. |
| A Ghost Story | 2017 | 40 | 779 | (full review) - A boring as watching paint dry (which someone actually does in this snoozer) |
| All My Puny Sorrows | 2021 | 40 | 779 | (full review) |
| American Ultra | 2015 | 40 | 779 | (full review) - Puff Puff Pass on this one. |
| Ammonite | 2020 | 40 | 779 | (full review) |
| Annette | 2021 | 40 | 779 | (full review) |
| Bad Words | 2014 | 40 | 779 | (full review) - Bad Words...more like Bad Feelings. |
| Blackhat | 2015 | 40 | 779 | (full review) - Might as well just re-watch The Net and save some money. |
| Cats | 2019 | 40 | 779 | (full review) |
| Christopher Robin | 2018 | 40 | 779 | (full review) |
| Closed Circuit | 2013 | 40 | 779 | (full review) |
| Doctor Strange | 2016 | 40 | 779 | (full review) - Destined to be the movie you beg to skip in a Marvel marathon. |
| Don't Look Up | 2021 | 40 | 779 | (full review) |
| Dual | 2022 | 40 | 779 | (full review) |
| Expendables 3, The | 2014 | 40 | 779 | (full review) |
| For Your Eyes Only | 1981 | 40 | 779 | (full review) |
| From Black | 2023 | 40 | 779 | (full review) |
| Great White | 2021 | 40 | 779 | (full review) |
| Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers | 1989 | 40 | 779 | (full review) |
| Halloween Kills | 2021 | 40 | 779 | (full review) |
| Haunted Mansion | 2023 | 40 | 779 | (full review) |
| Home Again | 2017 | 40 | 779 | (full review) - Plays like three episodes of a Netflix series Witherspoon wandered into. |
| Host, The | 2013 | 40 | 779 | (full review) |
| Incredible Burt Wonderstone, The | 2013 | 40 | 779 | (full review) |
| Infinite Storm | 2022 | 40 | 779 | (full review) |
| Keeping Up with the Joneses | 2016 | 40 | 779 | (full review) - Not worth the chase. |
| Longest Ride, The | 2015 | 40 | 779 | (full review) - Typical Sparks suds-a-thon... |
| Lost World: Jurassic Park, The | 1997 | 40 | 779 | (full review) - Even the dinosaurs were yawning... |
| Lovelace | 2013 | 40 | 779 | (full review) |
| Me Before You | 2016 | 40 | 779 | (full review) - A two hanky novel has been adapted by the author into a two-hour snoozer desperately in need of chemistry. |
| Million Dollar Arm | 2014 | 40 | 779 | (full review) - Swing and a miss... |
| Minions | 2015 | 40 | 779 | (full review) - Sometimes its better to support than lead... |
| Now You See Me | 2013 | 40 | 779 | (full review) |
| Now You See Me 2 | 2016 | 40 | 779 | (full review) - Can we make this franchise disappear...or at least Jesse Eisenberg? |
| Nut Job, The | 2014 | 40 | 779 | (full review) |
| Pitch Perfect 2 | 2015 | 40 | 779 | (full review) - A low note, though not without some decent harmony. |
| Pitch Perfect 3 | 2017 | 40 | 779 | (full review) - Plug your ears... |
| Poltergeist III | 1988 | 40 | 779 | (full review) - Literally just smoke and mirrors |
| Pooling to Paradise | 2021 | 40 | 779 | (full review) |
| Pride and Prejudice and Zombies | 2016 | 40 | 779 | (full review) - A bloodless mess that should have been bloody fun. |
| The Gambler | 1974 | 40 | 779 | (full review) - Snake Eyes |
| The Town That Dreaded Sundown | 1976 | 40 | 779 | (full review) - Like The Dukes of Hazzard meets Zodiac...but funnier. |
| Woman in Gold | 2015 | 40 | 779 | (full review) - Pure pyrite |
| Yesterday | 2019 | 40 | 779 | (full review) |
| Ghostbusters | 2016 | 35 | 822 | (full review) - Not great...but then again neither is the original if you're being totally honest with your childhood self. |
| Pompeii | 2014 | 35 | 822 | (full review) - More love than lava. |
| That Awkward Moment | 2014 | 35 | 822 | (full review) |
| A Wrinkle in Time | 2018 | 30 | 825 | (full review) - Considering the talent involved, this is the first real big whopper of a bummer of 201 |
| Bad Moms | 2016 | 30 | 825 | (full review) - Like the recent Ghostbusters reboot, here is a movie that doesn’t know what to do with its perfectly capable but script stymied stars. |
| Book Club | 2018 | 30 | 825 | (full review) - An aggressively dull, pandering movie that manages to do a disservice to its distinguished actors and an intended audience already woefully underserved. |
| Butter | 2022 | 30 | 825 | (full review) - Young Adult High school drama Butter takes an already troublesome subject and greases it up with unlikable characters. So confused with itself, it makes you wonder what audience it's targeted toward, the bullies or the bullied. |
| Daddy's Home | 2015 | 30 | 825 | (full review) - Irksome and unpleasant...this Daddy has issues. |
| Decision to Leave | 2022 | 30 | 825 | (full review) |
| Deep Water | 2022 | 30 | 825 | (full review) |
| Draft Day | 2014 | 30 | 825 | (full review) - The Good News: Kevin Coster in in fine form. The Bad News: this movie is boring as hell. |
| European Vacation, National Lampoon's | 1985 | 30 | 825 | (full review) - A sequel for ugly-Americans... |
| Eyes of a Stranger | 1981 | 30 | 825 | (full review) - All I see is bad taste |
| Guilt Trip, The | 2012 | 30 | 825 | (full review) |
| Hillbilly Elegy | 2020 | 30 | 825 | (full review) |
| Jem and the Holograms | 2015 | 30 | 825 | (full review) - In serious need of autotune. |
| Jigsaw | 2017 | 30 | 825 | (full review) - It's no puzzle why Lionsgate went back to an already dry well... |
| Justice League | 2017 | 30 | 825 | (full review) - Not only do audiences deserve better, but so do the actors locked into contracts for future films. |
| Last Flag Flying | 2017 | 30 | 825 | (full review) - A phony baloney road-tip story. |
| Monster Trucks | 2016 | 30 | 825 | (full review) - Typical January roadkill. |
| Mother! | 2017 | 30 | 825 | (full review) - Come for Pfeiffer. Stay for...actually, don't stay. |
| Noah | 2014 | 30 | 825 | (full review) - Middle Earth meets Waterworld |
| Ride Along | 2014 | 30 | 825 | (full review) |
| Roman J. Israel, Esq. | 2017 | 30 | 825 | (full review) - A film best to be buried in paperwork and forgotten. |
| Spiral: From the Book of Saw | 2021 | 30 | 825 | (full review) |
| Tag | 2018 | 30 | 825 | (full review) - One immature round of Tag is more than enough. |
| Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) | 2014 | 30 | 825 | (full review) - It’s truly time to let these teenage reptiles graduate. |
| Terminator Genisys | 2015 | 30 | 825 | (full review) - You'll want to exodus. |
| The 355 | 2022 | 30 | 825 | (full review) |
| The Gallows | 2015 | 30 | 825 | (full review) - Hangs its audience out to dry |
| The Gray Man | 2022 | 30 | 825 | (full review) |
| The Happytime Murders | 2018 | 30 | 825 | (full review) |
| The Neon Demon | 2016 | 30 | 825 | (full review) - Ick. |
| The Space Between Us | 2016 | 30 | 825 | (full review) - Best to keep your distance... |
| The Super Mario Bros. Movie | 2023 | 30 | 825 | (full review) |
| This Is Where I Leave You | 2014 | 30 | 825 | (full review) - Plastic and phony -- like Jane Fonda's boobs. |
| Wish I Was Here | 2014 | 30 | 825 | (full review) |
| Wish You Were Here | 2012 | 30 | 825 | (full review) - You probably will wish you weren't... |
| Lady of the Manor | 2021 | 25 | 860 | (full review) |
| Aloha | 2015 | 20 | 861 | (full review) - Hula on by this stinky pot of poi. |
| And So It Goes | 2014 | 20 | 861 | (full review) - And so you shouldn't go... |
| Asteroid City | 2023 | 20 | 861 | (full review) |
| Blended | 2014 | 20 | 861 | (full review) - Third time is for sure not the charm. |
| Boy Next Door, The | 2015 | 20 | 861 | (full review) - Ishy erotic thriller... |
| Breaking In | 2018 | 20 | 861 | (full review) - A poor answer to the call for more female empowerment in movies, Breaking In is one you’ll want to get out of as fast as possible. |
| Christmas Bloody Christmas | 2022 | 20 | 861 | (full review) |
| Cinderella | 2021 | 20 | 861 | (full review) |
| Clock | 2023 | 20 | 861 | (full review) |
| Halloween: Resurrection | 2002 | 20 | 861 | (full review) |
| Heat, The | 2013 | 20 | 861 | (full review) |
| Hercules | 2014 | 20 | 861 | (full review) - Swords and sandals snoozefest... |
| Holmes and Watson | 2018 | 20 | 861 | (full review) |
| Into the Storm | 2014 | 20 | 861 | (full review) - The cinematic equivalent of cocking your head to the side and shrugging your shoulders. |
| Jack Reacher: Never Go Back | 2016 | 20 | 861 | (full review) - The worst movie Cruise has ever made? Probably. |
| Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit | 2014 | 20 | 861 | (full review) |
| Jersey Boys | 2014 | 20 | 861 | (full review) - Not terrible...awful. |
| Magic Mike | 2012 | 20 | 861 | (full review) - Scuzzy, grimy, sleazeball work. |
| Night School | 1981 | 20 | 861 | (full review) - Didn't lose my head over this one... |
| One True Loves | 2023 | 20 | 861 | (full review) |
| Passion | 2012 | 20 | 861 | (full review) |
| Point Break | 2015 | 20 | 861 | (full review) - Sinks like a stone |
| Poltergeist II: The Other Side | 1986 | 20 | 861 | (full review) - One of the worst sequels to a great movie of all time. |
| Suicide Squad | 2016 | 20 | 861 | (full review) - Instead of saving the day this stinker of a superhero film winds up burning down the house in a most spectacular fashion. |
| Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows | 2016 | 20 | 861 | (full review) - Cowabunchacrap, dude. |
| The Apology | 2022 | 20 | 861 | (full review) |
| The Divergent Series: Allegiant | 2016 | 20 | 861 | (full review) - You won't want to pledge Allegiant |
| The Duke | 2021 | 20 | 861 | (full review) |
| The Gambler | 2014 | 20 | 861 | (full review) - Cannot ante up... |
| The Judge | 2014 | 20 | 861 | (full review) - Jury says...this one stinks. |
| The Lazarus Effect | 2015 | 20 | 861 | (full review) - The only thing that needs reiving at the end of this cheap-o effort are the audiences. |
| The November Man | 2014 | 20 | 861 | (full review) |
| The Water Diviner | 2014 | 20 | 861 | (full review) - Want to know what it feels like to yawn for 111 minutes straight?? |
| This Is 40 | 2012 | 20 | 861 | (full review) |
| Til Death Do Us Part | 2023 | 20 | 861 | (full review) |
| Vampire Academy: Blood Sisters | 2014 | 20 | 861 | (full review) - Vampire Academy sucks. It bites. |
| Victor Frankenstein | 2015 | 20 | 861 | (full review) - No pulse. |
| Winter's Tale | 2014 | 20 | 861 | (full review) - Awful. |
| A Million Ways to Die in the West | 2014 | 15 | 899 | (full review) - Seth MacFarlane gives Adam Sandler a run for his money on who will emerge with the worst comedy of the summer. Awful. |
| A Bad Moms Christmas | 2017 | 10 | 900 | (full review) - Coal for all involved with this stinker. |
| Alex Cross | 2012 | 10 | 900 | (full review) |
| Endless Love | 1981 | 10 | 900 | (full review) - Makes the remake look like The Bridge on the River Kwai... |
| Faraway Eyes | 2021 | 10 | 900 | (full review) |
| Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers | 1995 | 10 | 900 | (full review) |
| Home Sweet Home Alone | 2021 | 10 | 900 | (full review) |
| Jaws: The Revenge | 1987 | 10 | 900 | (full review) |
| London Has Fallen | 2016 | 10 | 900 | (full review) - Xenophobia never felt so tacky. |
| Love the Coopers | 2015 | 10 | 900 | (full review) - Moldy fruitcake all around. |
| Mafia Mamma | 2023 | 10 | 900 | (full review) |
| Midnight in the Switchgrass | 2021 | 10 | 900 | (full review) |
| Mother's Day | 2016 | 10 | 900 | (full review) - A backwards-facing blight |
| Table 19 | 2017 | 10 | 900 | - Terrible - don't RSVP for this one. |
| The Boogeyman | 2023 | 10 | 900 | (full review) |
| The Snowman | 2017 | 10 | 900 | (full review) - While it’s bound to be mentioned in the same breath as other Scandinavian-set thrillers, it not even fit to be included in the belch that follows that breath. |
| A Question of Faith | 2017 | 5 | 915 | (full review) - A little old-fashioned change of pace never hurt anyone -- especially for us tired of the Marvel/DC brain-bleeds. |
| Hackers | 1995 | 5 | 915 | |
| Starry Eyes | 2014 | 5 | 915 | (full review) - A wicked and scary Hollywood morality tale. |
| Tammy | 2014 | 5 | 915 | (full review) - Anyone that makes it to the end deserves some sort of certificate of achievement |
| Wish Upon | 2017 | 5 | 915 | (full review) - Heinously bad |
