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Reviews

Title Year Rating Rank Review
12 Years a Slave20131001(full review) - Worthy of your time and your tears
2001: A Space Odyssey19681001(full review)
Boyhood20141001(full review) - The most satisfying film of 2014. Patricia Arquette is amazing.
Changeling, The (1980)19801001(full review)
Crystal Lake Memories: The Complete History of Friday the 13th20131001(full review) - Fantastic doc.
Gravity20131001(full review)
His House20201001(full review)
Jaws19751001(full review)
Mad Max: Fury Road20151001(full review) - A giant juggernaut of a summer blockbuster. All other summer films should bow down.
Parasite20191001(full review)
Planes, Trains And Automobiles19871001(full review) - A true all-time favorite.
Poltergeist19821001(full review) - Accept no substitutes...or remakes
Prisoners20131001(full review)
Promising Young Woman20201001(full review)
Scream19961001(full review)
Silence of the Lambs, The19911001(full review) - Perfect
Skyfall20121001(full review)
Song of the Sea20141001(full review) - A high water mark for film in 2014 and for animated films in general...
Soul20201001(full review)
The Martian20151001(full review) - A whiz bang crowd pleaser so rarely made nowadays.
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri20171001(full review) - A gift from Martin McDonagh to us all.
tick, tick...BOOM!20211001(full review)
Top Gun: Maverick20221001(full review)
West Side Story20211001(full review)
Brooklyn20159525(full review) - Sensitive tale with no villain in sight...a lovely film.
Cabin in the Woods, The20119525(full review)
Dune20219525(full review)
Grand Budapest Hotel, The20149525(full review) - A film of numerous superlatives, The Grand Budapest Hotel is, for my money, the finest film to date from Wes Anderson
Halloween (1978)19789525(full review)
In The Heights20219525(full review)
Jurassic Park19939525(full review)
Lava20149525(full review) - One of the best shorts yet from Pixar.
Living20229525(full review)
News of the World20209525(full review)
Suspiria20189525(full review)
Terms of Endearment19839525(full review)
The Tragedy of Macbeth20219525(full review)
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)19849038(full review)
A Quiet Place20189038(full review) - Hold on to your popcorn...this one will scare ya.
A Quiet Place Part II20209038(full review)
Amour20129038(full review)
Annihilation20189038(full review) - You may walk out of Annihilation or you may crawl…either way, you’re in for a hell of a ride.
Avengers: Infinity War20189038(full review) - Avengers: Infinity War may be the first toll of a bell signaling the end of an era but there’s still a few clangs yet to ring out.
Belfast20219038(full review)
Black Panther20189038(full review) - Black Panther roars but it's the ladies that soar.
Blade Runner 204920179038(full review) - Bold, full-bodied entertainment.
Blue Jasmine20139038(full review)
Call Me by Your Name20179038(full review) - It’s a beautiful life, to be sure, but there’s an unseen struggle that’s captured here and it makes for one of the most tantalizing movies of 2017.
Candyman19929038(full review) - Still a sweet (and scary) Halloween treat.
Candyman20219038(full review)
Captain Phillips20139038(full review) - Not to be missed.
Carol20159038(full review) - Carol shows a beauty of a relationship damaged by societal norms, and the fight to reclaim what’s true.
Casino Royale20069038(full review)
Cloud Atlas20129038(full review)
Coco20179038(full review) - Another original winner from PIXAR, surprisingly deep with dazzling animation.
Crazy Rich Asians20189038(full review)
Creed20159038(full review) - A true knockout.
Dark Knight Rises, The20129038(full review)
Drive My Car20219038(full review)
Dunkirk20179038(full review) - A lean, mean, Nolan machine.
Eternals20219038(full review)
Everybody Wants Some20169038(full review) - Plotless though it may be, it still offers the same sharp wisdom and warm hope Linklater is so good at injecting into his films.
Exorcist, The19739038(full review) - If it’s been a while since you’ve taken it in or if you’ve somehow never seen the film you owe it to yourself to give it a look…just throw away all your cans of pea soup first.
Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close20119038(full review) - The movie is ultimately about healing and the setting adds to that impact – within a city that is mending itself, Oskar seeks answers that might just help to heal more than his broken heart.
Ford v Ferrari20199038(full review)
Friday the 13th (1980)19809038(full review) - A classic for a good reason...
Ghostbusters: Afterlife20219038(full review)
Godzilla20149038(full review)
GoldenEye19959038(full review)
Gone Girl20149038(full review) - Wicked good fun.
Guardians of the Galaxy20149038(full review) - If the previous Marvel superhero films equate to a stretch limo with your cool aunts and uncles, then Guardians of the Galaxy is the party bus transporting your crazy cousins.
Happiest Season20209038(full review)
Her20139038(full review) - In a future world perhaps years away from our own when it is hard to make a live connection with someone, Phoenix finds a love that can never be returned but finds himself thrilled and reenergized. You will thrill right along with him.
Hunger Games: Catching Fire, The20139038(full review)
Hunt, The (2013)20139038(full review) - Life experience has taught me that there are some lies we desperately want to believe and some truths too horrible to fathom and that seems to be the thread at the core of this searing drama.
If Beale Street Could Talk20189038(full review)
Incredibles 220189038(full review) - Slightly outpacing it's clever original, Incredibles 2 is a fast and furious entertainment rocket.
Inside Out20159038(full review)
It20179038(full review) - Scare you it does and scare you it shall.
Jackie20169038(full review) - A focused portrait of the woman behind the president.
John Carter20129038(full review)
Logan20179038(full review) - If this is the end, what a way to go.
Lone Survivor20149038(full review)
Looper20129038(full review)
Love, Simon20189038(full review) - Funny and heartfelt, it may not live totally in the reality of now but it rhymes with the truth without much discord.
Lucy and Desi20229038(full review)
Marcel the Shell with Shoes On20229038(full review)
Marriage Story20199038(full review)
Mary Poppins Returns20189038(full review)
Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris20229038(full review)
Nebraska20139038(full review) - Hitch your wagon to this cross-country comedy and enjoy the ride.
No Time to Die20219038(full review)
Oldboy (Oldeuboi - Korea)20039038(full review)
On Her Majesty's Secret Service19699038(full review)
Out of the Furnace20139038(full review) - Those who warm to smoldering dramas with a hard edge will find a reason to head into Cooper’s Furnace.
Paddington 220179038(full review) - A enormously entertaining bear-y tale, fun (and funny!) for the whole family.
Pandas20189038(full review) - The cute quotient is off the charts.
Parallel Mothers20219038(full review)
Patriots Day20169038(full review) - Lace up, check it out.
Persuasion20229038(full review)
Pete's Dragon20169038(full review) - Flies in as one of the best movies of 2016.
Phantom Thread20179038(full review) - Excellent construction, masterful execution.
Pig20219038(full review)
Prometheus20129038(full review)
Raid 2: Berandal, The20149038(full review) - The Godfather Part II of Indonesian gangster films?
Robot and Frank20129038(full review)
Room20159038(full review) - An intense watch...an important one too.
Saving Mr. Banks20139038
Secret Life of Walter Mitty, The20139038
She Said20229038(full review)
Sicario20159038(full review) - From start to finish, a solid exercise in sustained suspense.
Silver Linings Playbook20129038(full review)
Sound of Metal20209038(full review)
Spider-Man: No Way Home20219038(full review)
Spirited20229038(full review)
Spoiler Alert20229038(full review)
Spy20159038(full review) - A hilarious bit of globe-trotting fun.
Spy Who Loved Me19779038(full review)
Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens20159038(full review) - The sequel we've been waiting for since Return of the Jedi
Star Wars: The Last Jedi20179038(full review) - The effects are top notch, the score from Williams sounds as glorious as ever, and try not to get a little choked up every time Fisher’s on screen.
TÁR20229038(full review)
The Babadook20149038(full review) - Frightfully good...
The Batman20229038(full review)
The Crash Reel20129038(full review)
The Favourite20189038(full review)
The Harder They Fall20219038(full review)
The Imitation Game20149038(full review) - While maybe not an edge-of-your-seat thriller, it is absolutely one that will command you to lean forward and look harder at whats underneath it all
The Omen19769038(full review) - Still effective and quite scary.
The Outfit20229038(full review)
The Red Turtle20169038(full review) - A beautifully told piece that’s part fairy-tale, part parable, and unexpectedly moving
The Shape of Water20179038(full review) - del Toro reaches new heights (or depths?) with The Shape of Water.
Thor: Ragnarok20179038(full review) - The rock concert fun these movies should always be. Puts the previous two films to absolute shame.
Together Together20219038(full review)
Way Way Back, The20139038(full review)
Wonder Woman20179038(full review) - A better movie than we all deserve...
X20229038(full review)
You Won't Be Alone20229038(full review)
Zack Snyder's Justice League20219038(full review)
Zootopia20169038(full review) - Worth multiple trips.
20 Feet from Stardom201385140(full review)
American Sniper201485140(full review) - A powerfully moving tale of service and sacrifice
Atomic Blonde201785140(full review) - Even if Atomic Blonde doesn’t necessarily turn the Cold War spy thriller on its head, it sure gives it a helluva decent set of stylish somersaults.
Avengers: Age of Ultron201585140(full review) - A buffet of riches...but consume it slowly.
Bodies Bodies Bodies202285140(full review)
Bombshell201985140(full review)
Captain America: Civil War201685140(full review) - Overstuffed but mighty filling.
Captain America: The Winter Soldier201485140(full review) - Chris Evans is now giving The Hulk a run for his money in the muscle department...
Carrie (1976)197685140(full review) - Still bloody good...
Dallas Buyers Club201385140(full review) - There is no Hollywood ending to be had but a real-life ending that provides a strong impact and lasting message.
Darkest Hour201785140(full review) - DarkestHour turns out to be Oscar-ready Gary Oldman's finest.
Django Unchained201285140(full review)
Downton Abbey201985140(full review)
Emily the Criminal202285140(full review)
End of Watch201285140(full review)
Foxcatcher201485140(full review) - True crime dramas dont get much better than this impressive examination of personal and professional obsession.
Frankenweenie201285140(full review)
Fruitvale Station201385140(full review)
Goldfinger196485140(full review)
House of Wax195385140(full review) - Might not melt your modern face, but it's a damn fine film.
Housebound201485140(full review) - Chills equally matched with laughs.
How to Train Your Dragon 2201485140(full review) - Has a heart...and knows how to use it.
Jack Reacher201285140(full review)
Jojo Rabbit201985140(full review)
Jurassic World201585140(full review) - After the original, the best of the bunch.
Last Night in Soho202185140(full review)
Les Miserables201285140(full review)
Life of Pi201285140(full review)
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome198585140(full review) - Prime example of mid-80s summer blockbuster.
Midnight Special201685140(full review) - A small wonder.
Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol201185140(full review) - Best of the bunch (so far)
Monsters University201385140(full review)
Nightmare Alley202185140(full review)
Passing202185140(full review)
Philomena201385140(full review) - This is one of those films that creeps up on you in ways you least expect it.
Spectacular Now, The201385140(full review)
Spider-Man: Homecoming201785140(full review) - Just the reenergizing kick in the pants Marvel was needing.
Star Trek (2009)200985140(full review)
Still Alice201485140(full review) - A film of grace and dignity, led by future Best Actress Oscar winner Moore.
Suspiria197785140(full review)
The Fault in Our Stars201485140(full review) - Little fault to be found in this perfectly imperfect adaptation of the YA weeper.
The Hateful Eight201685140(full review) - Bloody Agatha Christie yarn...
The Homesman201485140(full review) - So very bleak...but so good.
The Nowhere Inn202085140(full review)
The Taking of Deborah Logan201485140(full review) - Solid scares, one of the best the found footage genre has to offer.
The Woman King202285140(full review)
Turning Red202285140(full review)
Val202185140(full review)
Whitney201885140(full review) - Didn't she almost have it all?
Wonder Woman 1984202085140(full review)
World's End, The201385140(full review)
Zero Dark Thirty201285140(full review)
10 Cloverfield Lane201680192(full review) - A nice jolt of giddy old-fashioned movie-going fun.
5 Broken Cameras201280192(full review)
A League of Their Own199280192(full review)
A Most Violent Year201480192(full review) - Fans of those 70s and 80s potboiler crime dramas should take note...
Act of Killing, The201380192(full review)
Amityville II: The Possession (1982)198280192(full review) - AKA the only truly scary one of the franchise.
Amy201580192(full review) - A tough, haunting look at the rise and fall of Winehouse.
Anna Karenina201280192(full review)
Annabelle: Creation201780192(full review) - Dolly deadly dearest...and fun.
Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania202380192(full review)
Argo201280192(full review)
Army of the Dead202180192(full review)
Bao201880192(full review) - Pixar is up to its old emotional manipulation tricks...and it works like charm in Bao.
Barbarian202280192(full review)
Being the Ricardos202180192(full review)
Big Chill, The198380192(full review)
Big Hero 6201480192(full review) - The start of a beautiful friendship...
Black Panther: Wakanda Forever202280192(full review)
Blonde202280192(full review)
Blood Red Sky202180192(full review)
Breathe201780192(full review) - Absorbing drama that has strong emotional resonance.
Broken Circle Breakdown, The201280192(full review)
Bumblebee201880192(full review)
Cake201480192(full review) - More of a pie person, but this Cake is a filling slice.
Captain America: The First Avenger201180192(full review)
Chi-Raq201580192(full review) - A timely tale of war, violence, and peace.
Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers202280192(full review)
Circle201580192(full review) - Let this circle be unbroken...
Cold in July201480192(full review) - The grim noir cousin to Blood Simple...
Concussion201580192(full review) - Smith's least showy role...and best performance to date.
Croods, The201380192(full review)
Cruella202180192(full review)
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes201480192(full review) - Wisely keeps those damn dirty humans at bay...
Deadpool201680192(full review) - Bloody, violent, vulgar, and go-for-broke...just the shot in the arm the sagging super-hero genre needed.
Dr. No196280192(full review)
Drew: The Man Behind the Poster201380192(full review) - A must watch for any true cinephile.
Edge of Tomorrow201480192(full review) - Cruise remakes Groundhog Day as a sci-fi thrill ride...and finds his first formidable co-star in quite some time.
Elaine Stritch: Shoot Me201380192(full review)
Elvis202280192(full review)
Encanto202180192(full review)
Enemy201380192(full review) - The enemy of Enemy is impatience...
Enola Holmes 2202280192(full review)
Erin Brockovich200080192(full review)
Europa Report201380192(full review) - One you’ll want to add to your queue if you like your sci-fi without a bunch of spiny aliens gnashing theat Sigourney ir gooey teeth Weaver
Eye in the Sky201680192(full review) - A taut drama for discerning adults.
Fear Street: 1666202180192(full review)
Fear Street: 1978202180192(full review)
Finding Vivian Maier201480192(full review) - Fascinating doc that uncovers a mysterious life.
Flight201280192(full review)
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter198480192(full review) - A fun would-be swan song for Jason.
Green Room201680192(full review) - A squirm inducing spectacle.
Halloween201880192(full review)
Halloween II (1981)198180192(full review)
Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, The (2013)201380192(full review) - A grand improvement of a film.
Hocus Pocus 2202280192(full review)
Home for the Holidays197480192(full review) - A nice scare in this made for TV movie.
Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2, The201580192(full review) - A thrilling end...but leave the kiddies at home.
I Care a Lot202180192(full review)
I, Tonya201780192(full review) - Margot Robbie will triple-axel into your heart...
Iceman, The201280192(full review) - While audiences and googly-eyed critics may be doing the (American) Hustle at your local cinema, fire up The Iceman
Inside Llewyn Davis201380192(full review) - This earns a recommendation for Isaac’s strong leading performance and a soundtrack you’ll want to get your ears on pronto.
Iron Man 3201380192(full review)
Jennifer 8199280192(full review) - Flawed but some fun frights.
John Wick201480192(full review) - Way, WAY better than it has any right to be.
Jungle Cruise202180192(full review)
Just Mercy201980192(full review)
Knives Out201980192(full review)
Knock at the Cabin202380192(full review)
Krampus201580192(full review) - Not exactly a Christmas horror-miracle, but has its fair share of fun with audiences.
Lady Bird201780192(full review) - When it flies, it soars. Metcalf and Ronan are award ready/worthy.
Last Days in Vietnam201480192(full review) - A documentary with an action move at its core.
Love & Mercy201580192(full review)
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior198180192(full review) - What Aliens was to Alien...enriches a valuable central character.
Marry Me202280192(full review)
Me and Earl and the Dying Girl201580192(full review)
Moxie202180192(full review)
Murder on the Orient Express201780192(full review)
Oblivion201380192(full review)
Only the Brave201780192(full review) - http://joethemnmovieman.com/2017/10/19/otb/
Operation Finale201880192(full review)
Our Friend202180192(full review)
Paddington201480192(full review) - An unexpected charmer...
Palmer202180192(full review)
Papillon201880192(full review)
Perks of Being a Wallflower, The201280192(full review)
Personal Shopper201680192(full review) - After 2014’s Clouds of Sills Maria, I’d introduce Personal Shopper as Exhibit B in my defense case in the People vs Kristen Stewart.
Peter Rabbit201880192(full review) - Hip Hop Hooray
PG (Psycho Goreman)202180192(full review)
Pretty Woman199080192(full review)
Prey202280192(full review)
Psycho II198380192(full review) - Entertaining without taking a crap on the original.
Rush (2013)201380192(full review)
Scream VI202380192(full review)
Sixteen Candles198480192(full review)
Smile202280192(full review)
Splash198480192(full review)
Spotlight201580192(full review) - What true journalism used to look like.
Strange World202280192(full review)
The Autopsy of Jane Doe201680192(full review) - Shouldn't be watched alone...
The Big Short201580192(full review) - McKay and co. burst some bubbles.
The Brides of Dracula196080192(full review) - A sequel that is equal...what a rare find!
The Conjuring 2201680192(full review) - Another fright delight...
The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It202180192(full review)
The Conspiracy201280192(full review)
The Dead Zone198380192(full review)
The Disaster Artist201780192(full review) - The more meta, the betta.
The Dressmaker201580192(full review) - A wicked, haute couture hoot.
The Good Dinosaur201580192(full review) - A good dino indeed.
The Hunting Ground201580192(full review) - Should be required viewing for all incoming freshmen.
The Kid Who Would Be King201980192(full review)
The Killing of a Sacred Deer201780192(full review) - Filled with arresting images and ideas that demand your attention.
The Last Duel202180192(full review)
The Last Letter From Your Lover202180192(full review)
The Last Mercenary202180192(full review)
The Legend of Tarzan201680192(full review) - This superhero wears a loincloth and swings away with the title of best summer blockbuster yet.
The Marksman202180192(full review)
The Meg201880192(full review)
The Spiral Staircase194680192(full review) - A fine dose of chills and tingles.
The Visit201580192(full review) - Worth your time and the spike in your blood pressure.
The Woods200680192(full review)
The Worst Person in the World202180192(full review)
Tucker and Dale vs Evil201080192(full review)
Uncut Gems201980192(full review)
Unearthed & Untold: The Path to Pet Sematary201780192(full review) - A fun doc with a good behind-the-scenes look at this cult classic.
Vacation, National Lampoon's198380192(full review) - The original and still the best.
Virunga201480192(full review) - Timely doc is more than just a gorilla pic.
Warm Bodies201380192(full review)
Where the Crawdads Sing202280192(full review)
World Is Not Enough, The199980192(full review)
World War Z201380192(full review)
Wrath of Man202180192(full review)
X-Men: Apocalypse201680192(full review) - Oddly energizing
Youth201580192(full review) - Easy to hate, hard to love…like most good movies should be.
22 Jump Street201475325(full review) - Channing Tatum & Jonah Hill earn good grades in their summer sequel.
A Walk in the Woods201575325(full review) - The journey, though bumpy at times, is worth taking.
Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day201475325(full review) - Better than you think it is going to be...
Alice, Darling202275325(full review)
Alpha201875325(full review)
Amazing Spider-Man 2, The201475325(full review) - A marked improvement over the first film, though viewers should buckle up for tonal whiplash.
Black Widow202175325(full review)
Blackfish201375325(full review)
Bullet Train202275325(full review)
Deadpool 2201875325(full review) - If you can forgive a rocky start, this is one sequel that feels like an equal.
Don't Breathe201675325(full review) - Right about the time you think you know what’s coming next, the tables get flipped and then flipped again and then broken apart and then the pieces thrown at you.
Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon201575325(full review) - A Lampoon love letter...with lotsa boobs.
Earth to Echo201475325(full review) - The best family movie you probably won't see this year...nostalgia all around.
East, The (2013)201375325(full review)
Enola Holmes202075325(full review)
Enough Said201375325(full review) - Another winning film from the observant eye/mind of Nicole Holofcener.
Fading Gigolo201475325(full review) - A fine film with extra fine performances.
Far from the Madding Crowd201575325(full review)
Film Stars Don't Die in Liverpool201775325(full review) - Weird title,good movie.
Frozen201375325(full review) - As pleasing as the voices are and as soothing as the snowflake heavy animation is, it all feels vaguely familiar...
Furious 7201575325(full review) - Revenge is a dish best served at 180mph.
Gerald's Game201775325(full review) - A Game worth checking out.
Get On Up201475325(full review) - Even overly sanitized, this James Brown biopic proves the funk never really quit.
Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery202275325(full review)
Good Luck to You, Leo Grande202275325(full review)
Grandma201575325(full review) - A bad-ass Grandma for Tomlin.
Great Gatsby, The (2013)201375325(full review)
Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies, The201475325(full review) - Still a bit ponderous, but a journey worth taking.
Internship, The201375325(full review)
Interstellar201475325(full review) - Some cracks in this rocket ship...
Into the Woods201475325(full review) - Still has its problems...but all is (mostly) forgiven.
Iron Man 2201075325(full review)
Jaws 2197875325(full review)
Joe Versus the Volcano199075325(full review)
Kristy201475325(full review) - For once a Netflix suggestion pans out!
Labor Day201475325(full review)
Lady Chatterley's Lover202275325(full review)
Land of Mine201575325(full review) - Just when you thought all the good WWII stories had been told...
Licence to Kill198975325(full review)
Macbeth201575325(full review) - Double double...it's worth the toil and trouble to see this.
Mad Max197975325(full review) - The one that started it all...vroom vroom.
Magic Mike XXL201575325(full review) - The unicorn of sequels...one far superior to the first.
Maleficent201475325(full review) - Too CGI-y for my taste, but Jolie is deliciously fun.
Man with the Golden Gun197475325(full review)
Mermaids199075325(full review)
Minions: The Rise of Gru202275325(full review)
Monuments Men, The201475325(full review) - Raiders of the Lost Art
Muppets Most Wanted201475325(full review) - An improvement over the original: better songs, less humans, more Muppets.
Only Lovers Left Alive201475325(full review) - Pretty sure I liked it...though it probably should have gone by its original title: Hipster Vampire Namedroppers
Oz: The Great and Powerful201375325(full review)
Rampage201875325(full review) - You don’t necessarily need to lower your expectations to like what Rampage has to offer, you just have to go in with the right frame of mind.
RoboCop198775325(full review)
RoboCop201475325(full review) - Don't be a fuddy duddy about this one...
San Andreas201575325(full review) - Grade A American disaster cheese...and worth every single slice.
Sanjay's Super Team201575325(full review) - Middle of the road effort for Pixar, but has a big heart.
Sausage Party201675325(full review) - Surreally filthy...and mighty tasy.
Savages201275325(full review)
Secret in Their Eyes201575325(full review) - As far as remakes go, this is one of the stronger ones.
Seymour: An Introduction201475325(full review) - Hakwe knows how to treat his elders.
Single White Female199275325(full review) - No need to evict this one.
Sisters201575325(full review) - Still waiting for that perfect Poehler and Fey pairing.
Stoker201375325(full review)
Swiss Army Man201675325(full review) - Let 'er rip!
Tales from the Crypt197275325(full review) - Well-made, scary, fun!
Tales of Halloween201575325(full review) - A fun new favorite for your Halloween watchlist.
The BFG201675325(full review) - This superhero wears a loincloth and swings away with the title of best summer blockbuster yet.
The Choice201675325(full review) - I fought The Choice, I fought it hard...but damned if it doesn't overcome a rocky start and prolonged ending to emerge as a above average Sparks weepie.
The Florida Project201775325(full review) - Thrives on pure instinct.
The King's Man202175325(full review)
The Magnificent Seven201675325(full review) - It's overlong but it's engaging and entertaining, two things we’ve had a serious lack of in 2016.
The Shallows201675325(full review) - Shark looks nice but in general there should be less talking and more swimming.
The Stepfather198775325(full review) - Creepy character actor takes on killer role.
The Theory of Everything201475325(full review) - Though very Hallmark Hall of Fame-y, the two leading performance are stellar.
The Wind Rises201375325(full review) - One you may appreciate more than you will like.
Tomorrowland201575325(full review) - Not quite the great big beautiful tomorrow of a film it could have been...but still worth the trip.
Under the Skin201475325(full review)
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot201675325(full review) - Fey can do it all...even drama.
Wolverine, The201375325(full review)
Your Place or Mine202375325(full review)
47 Ronin201370404(full review) - Maybe it is because I read such scathing reviews for 47 Ronin before I saw it that the bar was set so low that it was destined to exceed those expectations…or maybe it is just because the movie is not that bad to begin with and we are just dealing with critics at the end of their 2013 good will toward men.
Ailey202170404(full review)
Alita: Battle Angel201970404(full review)
Alive Inside201470404(full review) - Music for the soul...
American Gigolo198070404(full review)
Ant-Man and the Wasp201870404(full review) - Perfectly fine summer popcorn entertainment...but pales in comparison to the other two Marvel movies on 2018
Aquaman201870404(full review)
Army of Thieves202170404(full review)
Baby Ruby202370404(full review)
Beautiful Creatures (2013)201370404(full review)
Beauty and the Beast201770404(full review) - Bittersweet, strange
Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)202070404(full review)
Broken Diamonds202170404(full review)
Clown201570404(full review)
Cyrano202170404(full review)
DC League of Super-Pets202270404(full review)
Despicable Me 2201370404(full review)
Die Another Day200270404(full review)
Dog202270404(full review)
Downton Abbey: A New Era202270404(full review)
Everybody's Talking About Jamie202070404(full review)
Family, The201370404(full review)
Fear Street: 1994202170404(full review)
Fresh202270404(full review)
Fright Night Part 2198870404(full review) - Not an equal but still a fun bite!
From Russia With Love196370404(full review)
Game Night201870404(full review) - Worth a roll of the dice...
Girls Trip201770404(full review) - Probably the best of the recent batch of Raunchy Lady comedies
Goosebumps201570404(full review) - Spooky fun but low on overall substance.
Grandmaster, The (2013)201370404(full review)
Gunpowder Milkshake202170404(full review)
Halloween Ends202270404(full review)
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later199870404(full review)
Happy Birthday to Me198170404(full review) - Scary then silly then spookythen stupid
Hotel Transylvania 2201570404(full review) - An upgrade from the original stay.
How to Survive a Plague201270404(full review)
I Saw The Devil (Akmareul boatda)201070404(full review)
I’ll See You in My Dreams201570404(full review) - A nice change of pace, featuring a radiant lead performance.
Imposter, The201270404(full review)
Insidious201070404(full review)
Intruders201470404(full review) - Better than the title and poster would have you believe.
Invisible War, The201270404(full review)
Iron Man200870404(full review)
It Takes Three202170404(full review)
Jack The Giant Slayer201370404(full review)
Jackass Forever202270404(full review)
Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa201370404(full review) - A lot better than I thought it was going to be with more of a focus on funny gags rather than moments to make you gag.
Joker201970404(full review)
Licorice Pizza202170404(full review)
Live and Let Die197370404(full review)
Magic in the Moonlight201470404(full review) - http://joethemnmovieman.com/2014/08/01/movie-review-magic-in-the-moonlight/
Miss Sloane201670404(full review) - A nice movie for a nasty woman.
Mistress America201570404(full review) - The first Noah Baumbach movie I'd willingly revisit.
Molly's Game201770404(full review) - Created by a one-eyed Jack, ruled by a commanding Queen.
Monuments202070404(full review)
Nanny202270404(full review)
Need for Speed201470404(full review) - No need to see Need for Speed unless you can put your brain on cruise control. Imogen Poots continues to steal movies from under her male counterparts.
Night Watch197370404(full review) - Liz sinks her teeth into her role and then shakes it back and forth like a maniac. Good stuff.
Nightmare196470404(full review) - A strong offering from Hammer Studios...with no Dracula in sight.
Nope202270404(full review)
Oculus201470404(full review) - This mirror is polished.
On the Rocks202070404(full review)
Oxygen202170404(full review)
Pieces of a Woman202070404(full review)
Pray Away202170404(full review)
Promised Land201270404(full review)
Quartet201270404(full review)
Rebecca202070404(full review)
Red Rocket202170404(full review)
Rio 2201470404(full review) - works a kind of magic that turns an entire cast of usually obnoxious performers into an appealing band of colorful characters
Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain202170404(full review)
Room 237201370404(full review)
See How They Run202270404(full review)
Sessions, The201270404(full review)
Suburbicon201770404(full review) - With the icy cold heart of the Coens and Clooney's tendency toward warmth, there's an odd balance here but at least it's better than it's dreadful trailer.
The Accountant201670404(full review) - It’s not even tax season yet, but take some time to audit The Accountant.
The Adam Project202270404(full review)
The D Train201570404(full review) - Hop aboard this indie comedy with its fair share of high-risk turns...
The Fabelmans202270404(full review)
The House on Sorority Row198370404(full review) - Pledge with confidence
The Little Things202170404(full review)
The Outwaters202370404(full review)
The Starling202170404(full review)
The Water Man202070404(full review)
The Woman in the Window202170404(full review)
This Is My Life199270404(full review)
Thor: The Dark World201370404(full review)
Till Death202170404(full review)
Tomorrow Never Dies199770404(full review)
Torn Hearts202270404(full review)
Vacation201570404(full review) - This trip down the holiday road isn't as bumpy as you might expect.
Vacation Friends202170404(full review)
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets201770404(full review) - Check your high horse at the door and just enjoy the spectacle.
We Are Your Friends201570404(full review) - A brotastic EDM retreadof Cocktail. I'm not complaining.
We're The Millers201370404(full review)
What She Said202170404(full review)
White House Down201370404(full review)
Wildcat202270404(full review)
Wreck-It Ralph201270404(full review)
X-Men: Days of Future Past201470404(full review) - An enjoyable (if surgically calculated) seventh entry.
You Are Not My Mother202270404(full review)
An American Werewolf in London198165505(full review) - Still howls...but the first 1/3 is better than all the rest.
August: Osage County201365505(full review)
Body Snatchers199365505(full review) - A second remake that works better than it should have (or could have)
Call, The201365505(full review)
Chasing Ice201265505(full review)
Dracula Untold201465505(full review) - A Dracula tale worth telling.
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark198865505(full review) - Campy fun with ample boob jokes.
Entourage201565505(full review) - Suprisingly sunny bro-fest.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them201665505(full review) - More good than fantastic...
Goodnight Mommy201565505(full review) - Occasionaly good, rarely great.
Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween201865505(full review)
Grifters, The199065505(full review)
Hot Pursuit201565505(full review) - Sure the laughs are cheap…but they’re laughs all the same.
In Secret201465505(full review) - One of the small films that would be quite easy to miss at a better time of year
It Chapter Two201965505(full review)
LEGO Movie, The201465505(full review) - Have aspirin ready after this brain stem rattler.
Let's Scare Jessica to Death197165505(full review) - A creepy, low budget 70s frightmare.
Life of the Party201865505(full review) - Once it overcomes some initial tone problems what results is a sweet, if completely predictable, comedy that has its heart and brain in the right place.
Little Women201965505(full review)
Lone Ranger, The201365505(full review)
Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom201365505(full review) - When all is said and done the film is worth a watch for the performances of Elba and Harris and the chance to learn more about Mandela himself during his later years…but viewers looking for an in-depth look at Mandela’s life as a whole will be left wanting more.
Mayor Pete202165505(full review)
Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children201665505(full review) - If only it had stayed peculiar until the end...
Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation201565505(full review) - Impressive stunts, so-so execution.
Office Christmas Party201665505(full review) - You might want to leave early but stay until the end.
Oldboy (2013 Spike Lee)201365505(full review)
Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones201465505(full review) - Neither a home run nor a strike out, Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones comfortably rides that mediocre fence with one foot firmly planted on the what-the-hell-I-liked-it side.
Penguin Bloom202165505(full review)
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales201765505(full review) - Yo-Ho-Ho or Yo-Ho-OK?
Prisoners of the Ghostland202165505(full review)
Quantum of Solace200865505(full review)
Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse201565505(full review) - Has a pulse, albeit a faint one.
Snow White and the Huntsman201265505(full review)
Somebody I Used to Know202365505(full review)
Split201765505(full review) - Less of a thrill ride and more like an uncomfortable Sunday drive.
Sully201665505(full review) - Hanks is first class but this is an economy flight.
Terminator: Dark Fate201965505(full review)
The Danish Girl201565505(full review) - Struggles with truth in a film about authenticity.
The Intern201565505(full review) - The least tedious Nancy Meyers movie to date, suprisingly charming.
The Other Woman201465505(full review) - The film feels choppy though it does manage to find some smooth waters for Diaz and Mann to sail.
The Sea Beast202265505(full review)
The Suicide Squad202165505(full review)
Transformers: Age of Extinction201465505(full review) - Big, dumb, and loud. And you were expecting....?
Unbroken201465505(full review) - Missing the emotion...but a story worth knowing.
We Are What We Are201365505
Wonderstruck201765505(full review) - Far from Haynes best work, it's too art house-y for kids and not quite grown up enough for adults. Still, the production design is exceptional as are the performances.
You Only Live Twice196765505(full review)
You're Next201165505(full review)
47 Meters Down201760553(full review) - Decent little bite of fun.
80 for Brady202360553(full review)
Admission201360553(full review)
Afterlife of the Party202160553(full review)
All I See Is You201760553(full review) - Creates a discord between two distinct tonal notes that never totally synch up, though it does have a few fleeting moments of harmony that have kept it lingering in my mind days after seeing it.
Annabelle201460553(full review) - Better than your average creepy doll pic...
Ant-Man201560553(full review)
Assassin's Creed201660553(full review) - A power-up for video game adaptations.
Asylum197260553(full review) - Nice and spooky horror anthology
Backdraft199160553(full review)
Black Adam202260553(full review)
Book Thief, The201360553(full review) - Those interested in The Book Thief to focus on the performances rather than whatever the film fails to let materialize.
Butler, The (2013 F Whitaker by Lee Daniels)201360553(full review)
Company You Keep, The201360553(full review) - There's a level of sophisticated maturity that should prove interesting to the more astute viewer.
Darby and the Dead202260553(full review)
Dashcam202260553(full review)
Death on the Nile202060553(full review)
Disconnect201360553(full review)
Dolittle202060553(full review)
Dream Horse202160553(full review)
Endless Love201460553(full review) - Gets the job done...the best option this Valentine weekend.
Expendables 2, The201260553(full review)
Eyes of Laura Mars197860553(full review) - A harmless guilty pleasure from 1978.
Far and Away199260553(full review)
Finding 'Ohana202160553(full review)
Florence Foster Jenkins201660553(full review) - Like it's subject, slightly off-key.
Gung Ho198660553(full review)
Hail, Caesar!201660553(full review) - Not a Cohen best, but it's fun to goof off every now and then.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers198860553(full review)
Happy Death Day201760553(full review) - Aimed squarely at the sleepover crowd, it's better than it should be but won't please gorehouds out for blood.
Hell Fest201860553(full review)
Hello, My Name Is Doris201660553(full review) - If you can handle squirming uncomfortably for 95 minutes, two good performances will be your reward.
Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, The (2012)201260553(full review)
Homefront201360553
House at the End of the Street201260553(full review)
Hyde Park On Hudson201260553(full review)
Impossible, The201260553(full review)
In Dreams199960553(full review) - In reality, In Dreams is a bust but there’s so many good people involved it’s worth watching at least once.
Insidious Chapter 3201560553(full review)
Joe Bell202160553(full review)
Jumpin' Jack Flash198660553(full review) - Not quite the gas, gas, gas I remember it to be.
Jurassic Park III200160553(full review) - An overly silly dino sequel
Jurassic World Dominion202260553(full review)
Life201760553(full review) - An odd, little (big-ish) bit of sci-fi mayhem.
Live by Night201660553(full review) - A minor infraction on an otherwise stellar resume. Slow but steady...
Living Daylights198760553(full review)
Lucy201460553(full review) - Looney tunes and totally nutso...but never boring.
Ma Rainey's Black Bottom202060553(full review)
Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again201860553(full review)
Man of Steel201360553(full review)
Master, The201260553(full review)
Mr. Malcolm's List202260553(full review)
Mr. Turner201460553(full review) - Murder on the backside...but lovely to look at.
Muppets201160553
My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2201660553(full review) - Opa! It's harmless.
My Bloody Valentine198160553(full review)
Non-Stop201460553(full review) - If you can check your logic in the overhead bin and keep your rolled eyes in the upright position, Non-Stop is harmless entertainment
Octopussy198360553(full review)
On the Basis of Sex201860553(full review)
One Night in Miami202060553(full review)
Place Beyond the Pines, The201360553(full review)
Raw201760553(full review) - See it on an empty stomach.
Rio201160553(full review)
Rust and Bone201260553(full review)
Sapphires, The201260553(full review)
Searching For Sugar Man201260553(full review)
Sex Tape201460553(full review) - Not sure which of the endings I liked the best because the film, um, climaxes several times
Shelter in Place202160553(full review)
Solo: A Star Wars Story201860553(full review) - The same problems of storytelling and purpose exist while watching Solo, yet it is a marked improvement in pace and plot over Rogue One.
Stepfather II198960553(full review)
Supernova202060553(full review)
Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013)201360553(full review)
The Boss201660553(full review) - Funnier than it should be but not as good as it could be.
The Boxtrolls201460553(full review) - Finds Laika coasting rather than accelerating...still, not bad.
The Contractor202260553(full review)
The Mummy201760553(full review) - The potential was there to take a fun step forward but the studio is too, uh, wrapped up in their quest for a new franchise.
The Purge: Election Year201660553(full review) - Gets my vote for the best entry in a shaky franchise.
The Shower201360553(full review)
The Weekend Away202260553(full review)
The White Tiger202160553(full review)
This Is The End201360553(full review)
Thor201160553(full review)
Thunderball196560553(full review)
Trance201360553(full review)
Triple 9201660553(full review) - A solid 6
Tusk201460553(full review)
Venom201860553(full review)
Wolf of Wall Street, The201360553(full review) - Removing 30 minutes would have made Scorsese’s film truly howl and been an even better showcase for DiCaprio’s well thought out performance.
A View to a Kill198555641(full review)
All the Money in the World201755641(full review) - Buyer beware...
Carrie (2013)201355641(full review)
Cutie and the Boxer201355641(full review)
Hitchcock201255641(full review)
Irresistible202055641(full review)
jOBS201355641(full review)
Joy201555641(full review) - Better than American Hustle...so there's that.
Killer Joe201155641(full review)
Purge, The201355641(full review)
The Greatest Showman201755641(full review) - I wouldn’t run away with this circus but I wouldn’t run from it either.
The Nun201855641(full review)
The Purge: Anarchy201455641(full review) - More like a violent twist on the plot for Adventures in Babysitting
To Do List, The201355641(full review)
Tomb Raider201855641(full review) - Sporadically entertaining but doesn't dig deep enou
Unhuman202255641(full review)
All the Old Knives202250657(full review)
American Hustle201350657(full review) - As a fan of nearly everyone involved I wanted to like this and desperately tried to latch on to something, anything, that would allow me to recommend it to others.
Annie201450657(full review) - Not as bad as it looks...but still wholly unnecessary.
Big Eyes201450657(full review) - Big Eyes...little impact.
Bling Ring, The201350657(full review)
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm202050657(full review)
Consecration202350657(full review)
Creed III202350657(full review)
Dead Man Down201350657(full review)
Dear Evan Hansen202150657(full review)
Diamonds Are Forever197150657(full review)
Divergent201450657(full review) - More derivative than divergent.
Downsizing201750657(full review) - http://joethemnmovieman.com/2018/01/06/ds/
Early Man201850657(full review) - https://joethemnmovieman.com/2018/02/16/ema/
Fifty Shades Freed201850657(full review) - Pretty lousy but there’s something strangely appealing in a movie you know is bad and wasn’t made to cater to your interests that frees one to not be stuffy and just go with it.
Fifty Shades of Grey201550657(full review) - Exactly the follow-up film I expected from the screenwriter of Saving Mr. Banks...
Frances Ha201350657(full review) - At 86 minutes this isn’t something you’ll be checking your watch through, but it’s also nothing that demands your attention either when there are so many other independent features that have the script, performances, and insight to give you better bang for your buck.
Freeheld201550657(full review) - When the end credits Miley Cyrus song is the most memorable thing about the movie, you know there's a problem.
Goodbye Christopher Robin201750657(full review) - Slow biopic with another terrible Margot Robbie performance
House of Gucci202150657(full review)
In the Heart of the Sea201550657(full review) - More Jaws: The Revenge than Moby Dick.
Insidious Chapter 2201350657(full review)
Insidious: The Last Key201850657(full review) - Just remember: it’s not art, it’s the fourth entry in the Insidious series.
Jaws 3-D198350657(full review)
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle201750657(full review) - A fun but forgettable roll of the dice...
Kick-Ass 2201350657(full review)
Lords of Salem, The201350657(full review)
Malcolm & Marie202150657(full review)
Montana Story202250657(full review)
Moonfall202250657(full review)
Moonraker197950657(full review)
Old202150657(full review)
Pain And Gain201350657(full review)
Passengers201650657(full review) - In space, no one can hear you snore.
Poltergeist201550657(full review) - Totally unnecessary.
Prom Night198050657(full review) - Disco dance the night away! Pay no attention to the masked killer.
Riddick201350657(full review)
Rosaline202250657(full review)
Scream202250657(full review)
Shotgun Wedding202250657(full review)
Sing 2202150657(full review)
Society198950657(full review)
Studio 666202250657(full review)
The 5th Wave201650657(full review) - Plays like a Muppet Babies retelling of Independence Day
The Cursed202150657(full review)
The Dark and the Wicked202050657(full review)
The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby201450657(full review) - Ho-hum and hum drum
The Fan198150657(full review) - Pretty tacky...but worth it for Bacall.
The Finest Hours201650657(full review) - Merely fine...
The Hundred-Foot Journey201450657(full review) - Half baked and missing a few key ingredients.
The Lost Daughter202150657(full review)
The Skeleton Twins201450657(full review) - Not enough meat on the bones...
Thinner199650657(full review)
Thor: Love and Thunder202250657(full review)
Trumbo201550657(full review) - A hammy take on a dark time in Hollywood history. Straight to HBO.
Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2, The201250657(full review)
Venom: Let There Be Carnage202150657(full review)
What If201450657(full review) - Radcliffe is no leading man...but keep that Zoe Kazan around.
Wonder Wheel201750657(full review) - Winslet's wonderful but there's no thrill in this ride.
Zoolander 2201650657(full review) - Striking while the iron is cold as Blue Steel, it's a well-made bag of potato chips...mostly stale air.
Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb201445717(full review) - Almost goes out in fine form...until those last five minutes...
Seriously Red202245717(full review)
The Commuter201845717(full review) - Harmless ride on the rails that's ultimately too Hitchcock-ian and Agatha Christie-ish for its own good.
The King's Daughter202245717(full review)
Wedding Ringer, The201545717(full review) - Finally...a not-annoying showcase for Kevin Hart. Bad, but not that bad.
A Ghost Story201740722(full review) - A boring as watching paint dry (which someone actually does in this snoozer)
All My Puny Sorrows202140722(full review)
American Ultra201540722(full review) - Puff Puff Pass on this one.
Ammonite202040722(full review)
Annette202140722(full review)
Bad Words201440722(full review) - Bad Words...more like Bad Feelings.
Blackhat201540722(full review) - Might as well just re-watch The Net and save some money.
Cats201940722(full review)
Christopher Robin201840722(full review)
Closed Circuit201340722(full review)
Doctor Strange201640722(full review) - Destined to be the movie you beg to skip in a Marvel marathon.
Don't Look Up202140722(full review)
Dual202240722(full review)
Expendables 3, The201440722(full review)
For Your Eyes Only198140722(full review)
Great White202140722(full review)
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers198940722(full review)
Halloween Kills202140722(full review)
Home Again201740722(full review) - Plays like three episodes of a Netflix series Witherspoon wandered into.
Host, The201340722(full review)
Incredible Burt Wonderstone, The201340722(full review)
Infinite Storm202240722(full review)
Keeping Up with the Joneses201640722(full review) - Not worth the chase.
Longest Ride, The201540722(full review) - Typical Sparks suds-a-thon...
Lost World: Jurassic Park, The199740722(full review) - Even the dinosaurs were yawning...
Lovelace201340722(full review)
Me Before You201640722(full review) - A two hanky novel has been adapted by the author into a two-hour snoozer desperately in need of chemistry.
Million Dollar Arm201440722(full review) - Swing and a miss...
Minions201540722(full review) - Sometimes its better to support than lead...
Now You See Me201340722(full review)
Now You See Me 2201640722(full review) - Can we make this franchise disappear...or at least Jesse Eisenberg?
Nut Job, The201440722(full review)
Pitch Perfect 2201540722(full review) - A low note, though not without some decent harmony.
Pitch Perfect 3201740722(full review) - Plug your ears...
Poltergeist III198840722(full review) - Literally just smoke and mirrors
Pooling to Paradise202140722(full review)
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies201640722(full review) - A bloodless mess that should have been bloody fun.
The Gambler197440722(full review) - Snake Eyes
The Town That Dreaded Sundown197640722(full review) - Like The Dukes of Hazzard meets Zodiac...but funnier.
Woman in Gold201540722(full review) - Pure pyrite
Yesterday201940722(full review)
Ghostbusters201635763(full review) - Not great...but then again neither is the original if you're being totally honest with your childhood self.
Pompeii201435763(full review) - More love than lava.
That Awkward Moment201435763(full review)
A Wrinkle in Time201830766(full review) - Considering the talent involved, this is the first real big whopper of a bummer of 201
Bad Moms201630766(full review) - Like the recent Ghostbusters reboot, here is a movie that doesn’t know what to do with its perfectly capable but script stymied stars.
Book Club201830766(full review) - An aggressively dull, pandering movie that manages to do a disservice to its distinguished actors and an intended audience already woefully underserved.
Butter202230766(full review) - Young Adult High school drama Butter takes an already troublesome subject and greases it up with unlikable characters. So confused with itself, it makes you wonder what audience it's targeted toward, the bullies or the bullied.
Daddy's Home201530766(full review) - Irksome and unpleasant...this Daddy has issues.
Decision to Leave202230766(full review)
Deep Water202230766(full review)
Draft Day201430766(full review) - The Good News: Kevin Coster in in fine form. The Bad News: this movie is boring as hell.
European Vacation, National Lampoon's198530766(full review) - A sequel for ugly-Americans...
Eyes of a Stranger198130766(full review) - All I see is bad taste
Guilt Trip, The201230766(full review)
Hillbilly Elegy202030766(full review)
Jem and the Holograms201530766(full review) - In serious need of autotune.
Jigsaw201730766(full review) - It's no puzzle why Lionsgate went back to an already dry well...
Justice League201730766(full review) - Not only do audiences deserve better, but so do the actors locked into contracts for future films.
Last Flag Flying201730766(full review) - A phony baloney road-tip story.
Monster Trucks201630766(full review) - Typical January roadkill.
Mother!201730766(full review) - Come for Pfeiffer. Stay for...actually, don't stay.
Noah201430766(full review) - Middle Earth meets Waterworld
Ride Along201430766(full review)
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Tag201830766(full review) - One immature round of Tag is more than enough.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)201430766(full review) - It’s truly time to let these teenage reptiles graduate.
Terminator Genisys201530766(full review) - You'll want to exodus.
The 355202230766(full review)
The Gallows201530766(full review) - Hangs its audience out to dry
The Gray Man202230766(full review)
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The Neon Demon201630766(full review) - Ick.
The Space Between Us201630766(full review) - Best to keep your distance...
This Is Where I Leave You201430766(full review) - Plastic and phony -- like Jane Fonda's boobs.
Wish I Was Here201430766(full review)
Wish You Were Here201230766(full review) - You probably will wish you weren't...
Lady of the Manor202125800(full review)
Aloha201520801(full review) - Hula on by this stinky pot of poi.
And So It Goes201420801(full review) - And so you shouldn't go...
Blended201420801(full review) - Third time is for sure not the charm.
Boy Next Door, The201520801(full review) - Ishy erotic thriller...
Breaking In201820801(full review) - A poor answer to the call for more female empowerment in movies, Breaking In is one you’ll want to get out of as fast as possible.
Christmas Bloody Christmas202220801(full review)
Cinderella202120801(full review)
Halloween: Resurrection200220801(full review)
Heat, The201320801(full review)
Hercules201420801(full review) - Swords and sandals snoozefest...
Holmes and Watson201820801(full review)
Into the Storm201420801(full review) - The cinematic equivalent of cocking your head to the side and shrugging your shoulders.
Jack Reacher: Never Go Back201620801(full review) - The worst movie Cruise has ever made? Probably.
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit201420801(full review)
Jersey Boys201420801(full review) - Not terrible...awful.
Magic Mike201220801(full review) - Scuzzy, grimy, sleazeball work.
Night School198120801(full review) - Didn't lose my head over this one...
Passion201220801(full review)
Point Break201520801(full review) - Sinks like a stone
Poltergeist II: The Other Side198620801(full review) - One of the worst sequels to a great movie of all time.
Suicide Squad201620801(full review) - Instead of saving the day this stinker of a superhero film winds up burning down the house in a most spectacular fashion.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows201620801(full review) - Cowabunchacrap, dude.
The Apology202220801(full review)
The Divergent Series: Allegiant201620801(full review) - You won't want to pledge Allegiant
The Duke202120801(full review)
The Gambler201420801(full review) - Cannot ante up...
The Judge201420801(full review) - Jury says...this one stinks.
The Lazarus Effect201520801(full review) - The only thing that needs reiving at the end of this cheap-o effort are the audiences.
The November Man201420801(full review)
The Water Diviner201420801(full review) - Want to know what it feels like to yawn for 111 minutes straight??
This Is 40201220801(full review)
Vampire Academy: Blood Sisters201420801(full review) - Vampire Academy sucks. It bites.
Victor Frankenstein201520801(full review) - No pulse.
Winter's Tale201420801(full review) - Awful.
A Million Ways to Die in the West201415835(full review) - Seth MacFarlane gives Adam Sandler a run for his money on who will emerge with the worst comedy of the summer. Awful.
A Bad Moms Christmas201710836(full review) - Coal for all involved with this stinker.
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Faraway Eyes202110836(full review)
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers199510836(full review)
Home Sweet Home Alone202110836(full review)
Jaws: The Revenge198710836(full review)
London Has Fallen201610836(full review) - Xenophobia never felt so tacky.
Love the Coopers201510836(full review) - Moldy fruitcake all around.
Midnight in the Switchgrass202110836(full review)
Mother's Day201610836(full review) - A backwards-facing blight
Table 19201710836 - Terrible - don't RSVP for this one.
The Snowman201710836(full review) - While it’s bound to be mentioned in the same breath as other Scandinavian-set thrillers, it not even fit to be included in the belch that follows that breath.
A Question of Faith20175849(full review) - A little old-fashioned change of pace never hurt anyone -- especially for us tired of the Marvel/DC brain-bleeds.
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Starry Eyes20145849(full review) - A wicked and scary Hollywood morality tale.
Tammy20145849(full review) - Anyone that makes it to the end deserves some sort of certificate of achievement
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