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Title Year Rating Rank Review
12 Years a Slave20131001(full review) - Worthy of your time and your tears
2001: A Space Odyssey19681001(full review)
Boyhood20141001(full review) - The most satisfying film of 2014. Patricia Arquette is amazing.
Changeling, The (1980)19801001(full review)
Crystal Lake Memories: The Complete History of Friday the 13th20131001(full review) - Fantastic doc.
Gravity20131001(full review)
Jaws19751001(full review)
Mad Max: Fury Road20151001(full review) - A giant juggernaut of a summer blockbuster. All other summer films should bow down.
Planes, Trains And Automobiles19871001(full review) - A true all-time favorite.
Poltergeist19821001(full review) - Accept no substitutes...or remakes
Prisoners20131001(full review)
Silence of the Lambs, The19911001(full review) - Perfect
Skyfall20121001(full review)
Song of the Sea20141001(full review) - A high water mark for film in 2014 and for animated films in general...
The Martian20151001(full review) - A whiz bang crowd pleaser so rarely made nowadays.
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri20171001(full review) - A gift from Martin McDonagh to us all.
Brooklyn20159517(full review) - Sensitive tale with no villain in sight...a lovely film.
Cabin in the Woods, The20119517(full review)
Grand Budapest Hotel, The20149517(full review) - A film of numerous superlatives, The Grand Budapest Hotel is, for my money, the finest film to date from Wes Anderson
Halloween (1978)19789517(full review)
Jurassic Park19939517(full review)
Lava20149517(full review) - One of the best shorts yet from Pixar.
Suspiria20189517(full review)
Terms of Endearment19839517(full review)
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)19849025(full review)
A Quiet Place20189025(full review) - Hold on to your popcorn...this one will scare ya.
Amour20129025(full review)
Annihilation20189025(full review) - You may walk out of Annihilation or you may crawl…either way, you’re in for a hell of a ride.
Avengers: Infinity War20189025(full review) - Avengers: Infinity War may be the first toll of a bell signaling the end of an era but there’s still a few clangs yet to ring out.
Black Panther20189025(full review) - Black Panther roars but it's the ladies that soar.
Blade Runner 204920179025(full review) - Bold, full-bodied entertainment.
Blue Jasmine20139025(full review)
Call Me by Your Name20179025(full review) - It’s a beautiful life, to be sure, but there’s an unseen struggle that’s captured here and it makes for one of the most tantalizing movies of 2017.
Candyman19929025(full review) - Still a sweet (and scary) Halloween treat.
Captain Phillips20139025(full review) - Not to be missed.
Carol20159025(full review) - Carol shows a beauty of a relationship damaged by societal norms, and the fight to reclaim whats true.
Casino Royale20069025(full review)
Cloud Atlas20129025(full review)
Coco20179025(full review) - Another original winner from PIXAR, surprisingly deep with dazzling animation.
Crazy Rich Asians20189025(full review)
Creed20159025(full review) - A true knockout.
Dark Knight Rises, The20129025(full review)
Dunkirk20179025(full review) - A lean, mean, Nolan machine.
Everybody Wants Some20169025(full review) - Plotless though it may be, it still offers the same sharp wisdom and warm hope Linklater is so good at injecting into his films.
Exorcist, The19739025(full review) - If its been a while since youve taken it in or if youve somehow never seen the film you owe it to yourself to give it a lookjust throw away all your cans of pea soup first.
Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close20119025(full review) - The movie is ultimately about healing and the setting adds to that impact within a city that is mending itself, Oskar seeks answers that might just help to heal more than his broken heart.
Friday the 13th (1980)19809025(full review) - A classic for a good reason...
Godzilla20149025(full review)
GoldenEye19959025(full review)
Gone Girl20149025(full review) - Wicked good fun.
Guardians of the Galaxy20149025(full review) - If the previous Marvel superhero films equate to a stretch limo with your cool aunts and uncles, then Guardians of the Galaxy is the party bus transporting your crazy cousins.
Her20139025(full review) - In a future world perhaps years away from our own when it is hard to make a live connection with someone, Phoenix finds a love that can never be returned but finds himself thrilled and reenergized. You will thrill right along with him.
Hunger Games: Catching Fire, The20139025(full review)
Hunt, The (2013)20139025(full review) - Life experience has taught me that there are some lies we desperately want to believe and some truths too horrible to fathom and that seems to be the thread at the core of this searing drama.
Incredibles 220189025(full review) - Slightly outpacing it's clever original, Incredibles 2 is a fast and furious entertainment rocket.
Inside Out20159025(full review)
It20179025(full review) - Scare you it does and scare you it shall.
Jackie20169025(full review) - A focused portrait of the woman behind the president.
John Carter20129025(full review)
Logan20179025(full review) - If this is the end, what a way to go.
Lone Survivor20149025(full review)
Looper20129025(full review)
Love, Simon20189025(full review) - Funny and heartfelt, it may not live totally in the reality of now but it rhymes with the truth without much discord.
Nebraska20139025(full review) - Hitch your wagon to this cross-country comedy and enjoy the ride.
Oldboy (Oldeuboi - Korea)20039025(full review)
On Her Majesty's Secret Service19699025(full review)
Out of the Furnace20139025(full review) - Those who warm to smoldering dramas with a hard edge will find a reason to head into Coopers Furnace.
Paddington 220179025(full review) - A enormously entertaining bear-y tale, fun (and funny!) for the whole family.
Pandas20189025(full review) - The cute quotient is off the charts.
Patriots Day20169025(full review) - Lace up, check it out.
Pete's Dragon20169025(full review) - Flies in as one of the best movies of 2016.
Phantom Thread20179025(full review) - Excellent construction, masterful execution.
Prometheus20129025(full review)
Raid 2: Berandal, The20149025(full review) - The Godfather Part II of Indonesian gangster films?
Robot and Frank20129025(full review)
Room20159025(full review) - An intense important one too.
Saving Mr. Banks20139025
Secret Life of Walter Mitty, The20139025
Sicario20159025(full review) - From start to finish, a solid exercise in sustained suspense.
Silver Linings Playbook20129025(full review)
Spy20159025(full review) - A hilarious bit of globe-trotting fun.
Spy Who Loved Me19779025(full review)
Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens20159025(full review) - The sequel we've been waiting for since Return of the Jedi
Star Wars: The Last Jedi20179025(full review) - The effects are top notch, the score from Williams sounds as glorious as ever, and try not to get a little choked up every time Fisher’s on screen.
The Babadook20149025(full review) - Frightfully good...
The Crash Reel20129025(full review)
The Imitation Game20149025(full review) - While maybe not an edge-of-your-seat thriller, it is absolutely one that will command you to lean forward and look harder at whats underneath it all
The Omen19769025(full review) - Still effective and quite scary.
The Red Turtle20169025(full review) - A beautifully told piece thats part fairy-tale, part parable, and unexpectedly moving
The Shape of Water20179025(full review) - del Toro reaches new heights (or depths?) with The Shape of Water.
Thor: Ragnarok20179025(full review) - The rock concert fun these movies should always be. Puts the previous two films to absolute shame.
Way Way Back, The20139025(full review)
Wonder Woman20179025(full review) - A better movie than we all deserve...
Zootopia20169025(full review) - Worth multiple trips.
20 Feet from Stardom20138595(full review)
American Sniper20148595(full review) - A powerfully moving tale of service and sacrifice
Atomic Blonde20178595(full review) - Even if Atomic Blonde doesn’t necessarily turn the Cold War spy thriller on its head, it sure gives it a helluva decent set of stylish somersaults.
Avengers: Age of Ultron20158595(full review) - A buffet of riches...but consume it slowly.
Captain America: Civil War20168595(full review) - Overstuffed but mighty filling.
Captain America: The Winter Soldier20148595(full review) - Chris Evans is now giving The Hulk a run for his money in the muscle department...
Carrie (1976)19768595(full review) - Still bloody good...
Dallas Buyers Club20138595(full review) - There is no Hollywood ending to be had but a real-life ending that provides a strong impact and lasting message.
Darkest Hour20178595(full review) - DarkestHour turns out to be Oscar-ready Gary Oldman's finest.
Django Unchained20128595(full review)
End of Watch20128595(full review)
Foxcatcher20148595(full review) - True crime dramas dont get much better than this impressive examination of personal and professional obsession.
Frankenweenie20128595(full review)
Fruitvale Station20138595(full review)
Goldfinger19648595(full review)
House of Wax19538595(full review) - Might not melt your modern face, but it's a damn fine film.
Housebound20148595(full review) - Chills equally matched with laughs.
How to Train Your Dragon 220148595(full review) - Has a heart...and knows how to use it.
Jack Reacher20128595(full review)
Jurassic World20158595(full review) - After the original, the best of the bunch.
Les Miserables20128595(full review)
Life of Pi20128595(full review)
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome19858595(full review) - Prime example of mid-80s summer blockbuster.
Midnight Special20168595(full review) - A small wonder.
Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol20118595(full review) - Best of the bunch (so far)
Monsters University20138595(full review)
Philomena20138595(full review) - This is one of those films that creeps up on you in ways you least expect it.
Spectacular Now, The20138595(full review)
Spider-Man: Homecoming20178595(full review) - Just the reenergizing kick in the pants Marvel was needing.
Star Trek (2009)20098595(full review)
Still Alice20148595(full review) - A film of grace and dignity, led by future Best Actress Oscar winner Moore.
Suspiria19778595(full review)
The Fault in Our Stars20148595(full review) - Little fault to be found in this perfectly imperfect adaptation of the YA weeper.
The Hateful Eight20168595(full review) - Bloody Agatha Christie yarn...
The Homesman20148595(full review) - So very bleak...but so good.
The Taking of Deborah Logan20148595(full review) - Solid scares, one of the best the found footage genre has to offer.
Whitney20188595(full review) - Didn't she almost have it all?
World's End, The20138595(full review)
Zero Dark Thirty20128595(full review)
10 Cloverfield Lane201680134(full review) - A nice jolt of giddy old-fashioned movie-going fun.
5 Broken Cameras201280134(full review)
A League of Their Own199280134(full review)
A Most Violent Year201480134(full review) - Fans of those 70s and 80s potboiler crime dramas should take note...
Act of Killing, The201380134(full review)
Amityville II: The Possession (1982)198280134(full review) - AKA the only truly scary one of the franchise.
Amy201580134(full review) - A tough, haunting look at the rise and fall of Winehouse.
Anna Karenina201280134(full review)
Annabelle: Creation201780134(full review) - Dolly deadly dearest...and fun.
Argo201280134(full review)
Bao201880134(full review) - Pixar is up to its old emotional manipulation tricks...and it works like charm in Bao.
Big Chill, The198380134(full review)
Big Hero 6201480134(full review) - The start of a beautiful friendship...
Breathe201780134(full review) - Absorbing drama that has strong emotional resonance.
Broken Circle Breakdown, The201280134(full review)
Cake201480134(full review) - More of a pie person, but this Cake is a filling slice.
Captain America: The First Avenger201180134(full review)
Chi-Raq201580134(full review) - A timely tale of war, violence, and peace.
Circle201580134(full review) - Let this circle be unbroken...
Cold in July201480134(full review) - The grim noir cousin to Blood Simple...
Concussion201580134(full review) - Smith's least showy role...and best performance to date.
Croods, The201380134(full review)
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes201480134(full review) - Wisely keeps those damn dirty humans at bay...
Deadpool201680134(full review) - Bloody, violent, vulgar, and go-for-broke...just the shot in the arm the sagging super-hero genre needed.
Dr. No196280134(full review)
Drew: The Man Behind the Poster201380134(full review) - A must watch for any true cinephile.
Edge of Tomorrow201480134(full review) - Cruise remakes Groundhog Day as a sci-fi thrill ride...and finds his first formidable co-star in quite some time.
Elaine Stritch: Shoot Me201380134(full review)
Enemy201380134(full review) - The enemy of Enemy is impatience...
Erin Brockovich200080134(full review)
Europa Report201380134(full review) - One youll want to add to your queue if you like your sci-fi without a bunch of spiny aliens gnashing theat Sigourney ir gooey teeth Weaver
Eye in the Sky201680134(full review) - A taut drama for discerning adults.
Finding Vivian Maier201480134(full review) - Fascinating doc that uncovers a mysterious life.
Flight201280134(full review)
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter198480134(full review) - A fun would-be swan song for Jason.
Green Room201680134(full review) - A squirm inducing spectacle.
Halloween II (1981)198180134(full review)
Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, The (2013)201380134(full review) - A grand improvement of a film.
Home for the Holidays197480134(full review) - A nice scare in this made for TV movie.
Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2, The201580134(full review) - A thrilling end...but leave the kiddies at home.
I, Tonya201780134(full review) - Margot Robbie will triple-axel into your heart...
Iceman, The201280134(full review) - While audiences and googly-eyed critics may be doing the (American) Hustle at your local cinema, fire up The Iceman
Inside Llewyn Davis201380134(full review) - This earns a recommendation for Isaacs strong leading performance and a soundtrack youll want to get your ears on pronto.
Iron Man 3201380134(full review)
Jennifer 8199280134(full review) - Flawed but some fun frights.
John Wick201480134(full review) - Way, WAY better than it has any right to be.
Krampus201580134(full review) - Not exactly a Christmas horror-miracle, but has its fair share of fun with audiences.
Lady Bird201780134(full review) - When it flies, it soars. Metcalf and Ronan are award ready/worthy.
Last Days in Vietnam201480134(full review) - A documentary with an action move at its core.
Love & Mercy201580134(full review)
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior198180134(full review) - What Aliens was to Alien...enriches a valuable central character.
Me and Earl and the Dying Girl201580134(full review)
Murder on the Orient Express201780134(full review)
Oblivion201380134(full review)
Only the Brave201780134(full review) -
Operation Finale201880134(full review)
Paddington201480134(full review) - An unexpected charmer...
Papillon201880134(full review)
Perks of Being a Wallflower, The201280134(full review)
Personal Shopper201680134(full review) - After 2014’s Clouds of Sills Maria, I’d introduce Personal Shopper as Exhibit B in my defense case in the People vs Kristen Stewart.
Peter Rabbit201880134(full review) - Hip Hop Hooray
Pretty Woman199080134(full review)
Psycho II198380134(full review) - Entertaining without taking a crap on the original.
Rush (2013)201380134(full review)
Sixteen Candles198480134(full review)
Splash198480134(full review)
Spotlight201580134(full review) - What true journalism used to look like.
The Autopsy of Jane Doe201680134(full review) - Shouldn't be watched alone...
The Big Short201580134(full review) - McKay and co. burst some bubbles.
The Brides of Dracula196080134(full review) - A sequel that is equal...what a rare find!
The Conjuring 2201680134(full review) - Another fright delight...
The Conspiracy201280134(full review)
The Dead Zone198380134(full review)
The Disaster Artist201780134(full review) - The more meta, the betta.
The Dressmaker201580134(full review) - A wicked, haute couture hoot.
The Good Dinosaur201580134(full review) - A good dino indeed.
The Hunting Ground201580134(full review) - Should be required viewing for all incoming freshmen.
The Killing of a Sacred Deer201780134(full review) - Filled with arresting images and ideas that demand your attention.
The Legend of Tarzan201680134(full review) - This superhero wears a loincloth and swings away with the title of best summer blockbuster yet.
The Meg201880134(full review)
The Spiral Staircase194680134(full review) - A fine dose of chills and tingles.
The Visit201580134(full review) - Worth your time and the spike in your blood pressure.
The Woods200680134(full review)
Tucker and Dale vs Evil201080134(full review)
Unearthed & Untold: The Path to Pet Sematary201780134(full review) - A fun doc with a good behind-the-scenes look at this cult classic.
Vacation, National Lampoon's198380134(full review) - The original and still the best.
Virunga201480134(full review) - Timely doc is more than just a gorilla pic.
Warm Bodies201380134(full review)
World Is Not Enough, The199980134(full review)
World War Z201380134(full review)
X-Men: Apocalypse201680134(full review) - Oddly energizing
Youth201580134(full review) - Easy to hate, hard to lovelike most good movies should be.
22 Jump Street201475226(full review) - Channing Tatum & Jonah Hill earn good grades in their summer sequel.
A Walk in the Woods201575226(full review) - The journey, though bumpy at times, is worth taking.
Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day201475226(full review) - Better than you think it is going to be...
Alpha201875226(full review)
Amazing Spider-Man 2, The201475226(full review) - A marked improvement over the first film, though viewers should buckle up for tonal whiplash.
Blackfish201375226(full review)
Deadpool 2201875226(full review) - If you can forgive a rocky start, this is one sequel that feels like an equal.
Don't Breathe201675226(full review) - Right about the time you think you know whats coming next, the tables get flipped and then flipped again and then broken apart and then the pieces thrown at you.
Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon201575226(full review) - A Lampoon love letter...with lotsa boobs.
Earth to Echo201475226(full review) - The best family movie you probably won't see this year...nostalgia all around.
East, The (2013)201375226(full review)
Enough Said201375226(full review) - Another winning film from the observant eye/mind of Nicole Holofcener.
Fading Gigolo201475226(full review) - A fine film with extra fine performances.
Far from the Madding Crowd201575226(full review)
Film Stars Don't Die in Liverpool201775226(full review) - Weird title,good movie.
Frozen201375226(full review) - As pleasing as the voices are and as soothing as the snowflake heavy animation is, it all feels vaguely familiar...
Furious 7201575226(full review) - Revenge is a dish best served at 180mph.
Gerald's Game201775226(full review) - A Game worth checking out.
Get On Up201475226(full review) - Even overly sanitized, this James Brown biopic proves the funk never really quit.
Grandma201575226(full review) - A bad-ass Grandma for Tomlin.
Great Gatsby, The (2013)201375226(full review)
Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies, The201475226(full review) - Still a bit ponderous, but a journey worth taking.
Internship, The201375226(full review)
Interstellar201475226(full review) - Some cracks in this rocket ship...
Into the Woods201475226(full review) - Still has its problems...but all is (mostly) forgiven.
Iron Man 2201075226(full review)
Jaws 2197875226(full review)
Joe Versus the Volcano199075226(full review)
Kristy201475226(full review) - For once a Netflix suggestion pans out!
Labor Day201475226(full review)
Land of Mine201575226(full review) - Just when you thought all the good WWII stories had been told...
Licence to Kill198975226(full review)
Macbeth201575226(full review) - Double's worth the toil and trouble to see this.
Mad Max197975226(full review) - The one that started it all...vroom vroom.
Magic Mike XXL201575226(full review) - The unicorn of far superior to the first.
Maleficent201475226(full review) - Too CGI-y for my taste, but Jolie is deliciously fun.
Man with the Golden Gun197475226(full review)
Mermaids199075226(full review)
Monuments Men, The201475226(full review) - Raiders of the Lost Art
Muppets Most Wanted201475226(full review) - An improvement over the original: better songs, less humans, more Muppets.
Only Lovers Left Alive201475226(full review) - Pretty sure I liked it...though it probably should have gone by its original title: Hipster Vampire Namedroppers
Oz: The Great and Powerful201375226(full review)
Rampage201875226(full review) - You don’t necessarily need to lower your expectations to like what Rampage has to offer, you just have to go in with the right frame of mind.
RoboCop198775226(full review)
RoboCop201475226(full review) - Don't be a fuddy duddy about this one...
San Andreas201575226(full review) - Grade A American disaster cheese...and worth every single slice.
Sanjay's Super Team201575226(full review) - Middle of the road effort for Pixar, but has a big heart.
Sausage Party201675226(full review) - Surreally filthy...and mighty tasy.
Savages201275226(full review)
Secret in Their Eyes201575226(full review) - As far as remakes go, this is one of the stronger ones.
Seymour: An Introduction201475226(full review) - Hakwe knows how to treat his elders.
Single White Female199275226(full review) - No need to evict this one.
Sisters201575226(full review) - Still waiting for that perfect Poehler and Fey pairing.
Stoker201375226(full review)
Swiss Army Man201675226(full review) - Let 'er rip!
Tales from the Crypt197275226(full review) - Well-made, scary, fun!
Tales of Halloween201575226(full review) - A fun new favorite for your Halloween watchlist.
The BFG201675226(full review) - This superhero wears a loincloth and swings away with the title of best summer blockbuster yet.
The Choice201675226(full review) - I fought The Choice, I fought it hard...but damned if it doesn't overcome a rocky start and prolonged ending to emerge as a above average Sparks weepie.
The Florida Project201775226(full review) - Thrives on pure instinct.
The Magnificent Seven201675226(full review) - It's overlong but it's engaging and entertaining, two things weve had a serious lack of in 2016.
The Shallows201675226(full review) - Shark looks nice but in general there should be less talking and more swimming.
The Stepfather198775226(full review) - Creepy character actor takes on killer role.
The Theory of Everything201475226(full review) - Though very Hallmark Hall of Fame-y, the two leading performance are stellar.
The Wind Rises201375226(full review) - One you may appreciate more than you will like.
Tomorrowland201575226(full review) - Not quite the great big beautiful tomorrow of a film it could have been...but still worth the trip.
Under the Skin201475226(full review)
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot201675226(full review) - Fey can do it all...even drama.
Wolverine, The201375226(full review)
47 Ronin201370295(full review) - Maybe it is because I read such scathing reviews for 47 Ronin before I saw it that the bar was set so low that it was destined to exceed those expectationsor maybe it is just because the movie is not that bad to begin with and we are just dealing with critics at the end of their 2013 good will toward men.
Alive Inside201470295(full review) - Music for the soul...
Ant-Man and the Wasp201870295(full review) - Perfectly fine summer popcorn entertainment...but pales in comparison to the other two Marvel movies on 2018
Beautiful Creatures (2013)201370295(full review)
Beauty and the Beast201770295(full review) - Bittersweet, strange
Clown201570295(full review)
Despicable Me 2201370295(full review)
Die Another Day200270295(full review)
Family, The201370295(full review)
Fright Night Part 2198870295(full review) - Not an equal but still a fun bite!
From Russia With Love196370295(full review)
Game Night201870295(full review) - Worth a roll of the dice...
Girls Trip201770295(full review) - Probably the best of the recent batch of Raunchy Lady comedies
Goosebumps201570295(full review) - Spooky fun but low on overall substance.
Grandmaster, The (2013)201370295(full review)
Happy Birthday to Me198170295(full review) - Scary then silly then spookythen stupid
Hotel Transylvania 2201570295(full review) - An upgrade from the original stay.
How to Survive a Plague201270295(full review)
I Saw The Devil (Akmareul boatda)201070295(full review)
I’ll See You in My Dreams201570295(full review) - A nice change of pace, featuring a radiant lead performance.
Imposter, The201270295(full review)
Insidious201070295(full review)
Intruders201470295(full review) - Better than the title and poster would have you believe.
Invisible War, The201270295(full review)
Iron Man200870295(full review)
Jack The Giant Slayer201370295(full review)
Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa201370295(full review) - A lot better than I thought it was going to be with more of a focus on funny gags rather than moments to make you gag.
Live and Let Die197370295(full review)
Magic in the Moonlight201470295(full review) -
Miss Sloane201670295(full review) - A nice movie for a nasty woman.
Mistress America201570295(full review) - The first Noah Baumbach movie I'd willingly revisit.
Molly's Game201770295(full review) - Created by a one-eyed Jack, ruled by a commanding Queen.
Need for Speed201470295(full review) - No need to see Need for Speed unless you can put your brain on cruise control. Imogen Poots continues to steal movies from under her male counterparts.
Night Watch197370295(full review) - Liz sinks her teeth into her role and then shakes it back and forth like a maniac. Good stuff.
Nightmare196470295(full review) - A strong offering from Hammer Studios...with no Dracula in sight.
Oculus201470295(full review) - This mirror is polished.
Promised Land201270295(full review)
Quartet201270295(full review)
Rio 2201470295(full review) - works a kind of magic that turns an entire cast of usually obnoxious performers into an appealing band of colorful characters
Room 237201370295(full review)
Sessions, The201270295(full review)
Suburbicon201770295(full review) - With the icy cold heart of the Coens and Clooney's tendency toward warmth, there's an odd balance here but at least it's better than it's dreadful trailer.
The Accountant201670295(full review) - Its not even tax season yet, but take some time to audit The Accountant.
The D Train201570295(full review) - Hop aboard this indie comedy with its fair share of high-risk turns...
The House on Sorority Row198370295(full review) - Pledge with confidence
This Is My Life199270295(full review)
Thor: The Dark World201370295(full review)
Tomorrow Never Dies199770295(full review)
Vacation201570295(full review) - This trip down the holiday road isn't as bumpy as you might expect.
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets201770295(full review) - Check your high horse at the door and just enjoy the spectacle.
We Are Your Friends201570295(full review) - A brotastic EDM retreadof Cocktail. I'm not complaining.
We're The Millers201370295(full review)
White House Down201370295(full review)
Wreck-It Ralph201270295(full review)
X-Men: Days of Future Past201470295(full review) - An enjoyable (if surgically calculated) seventh entry.
An American Werewolf in London198165350(full review) - Still howls...but the first 1/3 is better than all the rest.
August: Osage County201365350(full review)
Body Snatchers199365350(full review) - A second remake that works better than it should have (or could have)
Call, The201365350(full review)
Chasing Ice201265350(full review)
Dracula Untold201465350(full review) - A Dracula tale worth telling.
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark198865350(full review) - Campy fun with ample boob jokes.
Entourage201565350(full review) - Suprisingly sunny bro-fest.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them201665350(full review) - More good than fantastic...
Goodnight Mommy201565350(full review) - Occasionaly good, rarely great.
Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween201865350(full review)
Grifters, The199065350(full review)
Hot Pursuit201565350(full review) - Sure the laughs are cheapbut theyre laughs all the same.
In Secret201465350(full review) - One of the small films that would be quite easy to miss at a better time of year
LEGO Movie, The201465350(full review) - Have aspirin ready after this brain stem rattler.
Let's Scare Jessica to Death197165350(full review) - A creepy, low budget 70s frightmare.
Life of the Party201865350(full review) - Once it overcomes some initial tone problems what results is a sweet, if completely predictable, comedy that has its heart and brain in the right place.
Lone Ranger, The201365350(full review)
Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom201365350(full review) - When all is said and done the film is worth a watch for the performances of Elba and Harris and the chance to learn more about Mandela himself during his later yearsbut viewers looking for an in-depth look at Mandelas life as a whole will be left wanting more.
Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children201665350(full review) - If only it had stayed peculiar until the end...
Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation201565350(full review) - Impressive stunts, so-so execution.
Office Christmas Party201665350(full review) - You might want to leave early but stay until the end.
Oldboy (2013 Spike Lee)201365350(full review)
Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones201465350(full review) - Neither a home run nor a strike out, Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones comfortably rides that mediocre fence with one foot firmly planted on the what-the-hell-I-liked-it side.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales201765350(full review) - Yo-Ho-Ho or Yo-Ho-OK?
Quantum of Solace200865350(full review)
Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse201565350(full review) - Has a pulse, albeit a faint one.
Snow White and the Huntsman201265350(full review)
Split201765350(full review) - Less of a thrill ride and more like an uncomfortable Sunday drive.
Sully201665350(full review) - Hanks is first class but this is an economy flight.
The Danish Girl201565350(full review) - Struggles with truth in a film about authenticity.
The Intern201565350(full review) - The least tedious Nancy Meyers movie to date, suprisingly charming.
The Other Woman201465350(full review) - The film feels choppy though it does manage to find some smooth waters for Diaz and Mann to sail.
Transformers: Age of Extinction201465350(full review) - Big, dumb, and loud. And you were expecting....?
Unbroken201465350(full review) - Missing the emotion...but a story worth knowing.
We Are What We Are201365350
Wonderstruck201765350(full review) - Far from Haynes best work, it's too art house-y for kids and not quite grown up enough for adults. Still, the production design is exceptional as are the performances.
You Only Live Twice196765350(full review)
You're Next201165350(full review)
47 Meters Down201760389(full review) - Decent little bite of fun.
Admission201360389(full review)
All I See Is You201760389(full review) - Creates a discord between two distinct tonal notes that never totally synch up, though it does have a few fleeting moments of harmony that have kept it lingering in my mind days after seeing it.
Annabelle201460389(full review) - Better than your average creepy doll pic...
Assassin's Creed201660389(full review) - A power-up for video game adaptations.
Asylum197260389(full review) - Nice and spooky horror anthology
Backdraft199160389(full review)
Book Thief, The201360389(full review) - Those interested in The Book Thief to focus on the performances rather than whatever the film fails to let materialize.
Butler, The (2013 F Whitaker by Lee Daniels)201360389(full review)
Company You Keep, The201360389(full review) - There's a level of sophisticated maturity that should prove interesting to the more astute viewer.
Disconnect201360389(full review)
Endless Love201460389(full review) - Gets the job done...the best option this Valentine weekend.
Expendables 2, The201260389(full review)
Eyes of Laura Mars197860389(full review) - A harmless guilty pleasure from 1978.
Far and Away199260389(full review)
Florence Foster Jenkins201660389(full review) - Like it's subject, slightly off-key.
Gung Ho198660389(full review)
Hail, Caesar!201660389(full review) - Not a Cohen best, but it's fun to goof off every now and then.
Happy Death Day201760389(full review) - Aimed squarely at the sleepover crowd, it's better than it should be but won't please gorehouds out for blood.
Hell Fest201860389(full review)
Hello, My Name Is Doris201660389(full review) - If you can handle squirming uncomfortably for 95 minutes, two good performances will be your reward.
Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, The (2012)201260389(full review)
House at the End of the Street201260389(full review)
Hyde Park On Hudson201260389(full review)
Impossible, The201260389(full review)
In Dreams199960389(full review) - In reality, In Dreams is a bust but there’s so many good people involved it’s worth watching at least once.
Insidious Chapter 3201560389(full review)
Jumpin' Jack Flash198660389(full review) - Not quite the gas, gas, gas I remember it to be.
Jurassic Park III200160389(full review) - An overly silly dino sequel
Life201760389(full review) - An odd, little (big-ish) bit of sci-fi mayhem.
Live by Night201660389(full review) - A minor infraction on an otherwise stellar resume. Slow but steady...
Living Daylights198760389(full review)
Lucy201460389(full review) - Looney tunes and totally nutso...but never boring.
Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again201860389(full review)
Man of Steel201360389(full review)
Master, The201260389(full review)
Mr. Turner201460389(full review) - Murder on the backside...but lovely to look at.
My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2201660389(full review) - Opa! It's harmless.
My Bloody Valentine198160389(full review)
Non-Stop201460389(full review) - If you can check your logic in the overhead bin and keep your rolled eyes in the upright position, Non-Stop is harmless entertainment
Octopussy198360389(full review)
Place Beyond the Pines, The201360389(full review)
Raw201760389(full review) - See it on an empty stomach.
Rio201160389(full review)
Rust and Bone201260389(full review)
Sapphires, The201260389(full review)
Searching For Sugar Man201260389(full review)
Sex Tape201460389(full review) - Not sure which of the endings I liked the best because the film, um, climaxes several times
Solo: A Star Wars Story201860389(full review) - The same problems of storytelling and purpose exist while watching Solo, yet it is a marked improvement in pace and plot over Rogue One.
Stepfather II198960389(full review)
Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013)201360389(full review)
The Boss201660389(full review) - Funnier than it should be but not as good as it could be.
The Boxtrolls201460389(full review) - Finds Laika coasting rather than accelerating...still, not bad.
The Mummy201760389(full review) - The potential was there to take a fun step forward but the studio is too, uh, wrapped up in their quest for a new franchise.
The Purge: Election Year201660389(full review) - Gets my vote for the best entry in a shaky franchise.
The Shower201360389(full review)
This Is The End201360389(full review)
Thor201160389(full review)
Thunderball196560389(full review)
Trance201360389(full review)
Triple 9201660389(full review) - A solid 6
Tusk201460389(full review)
Wolf of Wall Street, The201360389(full review) - Removing 30 minutes would have made Scorseses film truly howl and been an even better showcase for DiCaprios well thought out performance.
A View to a Kill198555454(full review)
All the Money in the World201755454(full review) - Buyer beware...
Carrie (2013)201355454(full review)
Cutie and the Boxer201355454(full review)
Hitchcock201255454(full review)
jOBS201355454(full review)
Joy201555454(full review) - Better than American there's that.
Killer Joe201155454(full review)
Purge, The201355454(full review)
The Greatest Showman201755454(full review) - I wouldn’t run away with this circus but I wouldn’t run from it either.
The Nun201855454(full review)
The Purge: Anarchy201455454(full review) - More like a violent twist on the plot for Adventures in Babysitting
To Do List, The201355454(full review)
Tomb Raider201855454(full review) - Sporadically entertaining but doesn't dig deep enou
American Hustle201350468(full review) - As a fan of nearly everyone involved I wanted to like this and desperately tried to latch on to something, anything, that would allow me to recommend it to others.
Annie201450468(full review) - Not as bad as it looks...but still wholly unnecessary.
Big Eyes201450468(full review) - Big Eyes...little impact.
Bling Ring, The201350468(full review)
Dead Man Down201350468(full review)
Diamonds Are Forever197150468(full review)
Divergent201450468(full review) - More derivative than divergent.
Downsizing201750468(full review) -
Early Man201850468(full review) -
Fifty Shades Freed201850468(full review) - Pretty lousy but there’s something strangely appealing in a movie you know is bad and wasn’t made to cater to your interests that frees one to not be stuffy and just go with it.
Fifty Shades of Grey201550468(full review) - Exactly the follow-up film I expected from the screenwriter of Saving Mr. Banks...
Frances Ha201350468(full review) - At 86 minutes this isnt something youll be checking your watch through, but its also nothing that demands your attention either when there are so many other independent features that have the script, performances, and insight to give you better bang for your buck.
Freeheld201550468(full review) - When the end credits Miley Cyrus song is the most memorable thing about the movie, you know there's a problem.
Goodbye Christopher Robin201750468(full review) - Slow biopic with another terrible Margot Robbie performance
In the Heart of the Sea201550468(full review) - More Jaws: The Revenge than Moby Dick.
Insidious Chapter 2201350468(full review)
Insidious: The Last Key201850468(full review) - Just remember: it’s not art, it’s the fourth entry in the Insidious series.
Jaws 3-D198350468(full review)
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle201750468(full review) - A fun but forgettable roll of the dice...
Kick-Ass 2201350468(full review)
Lords of Salem, The201350468(full review)
Moonraker197950468(full review)
Pain And Gain201350468(full review)
Passengers201650468(full review) - In space, no one can hear you snore.
Poltergeist201550468(full review) - Totally unnecessary.
Prom Night198050468(full review) - Disco dance the night away! Pay no attention to the masked killer.
Riddick201350468(full review)
Society198950468(full review)
The 5th Wave201650468(full review) - Plays like a Muppet Babies retelling of Independence Day
The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby201450468(full review) - Ho-hum and hum drum
The Fan198150468(full review) - Pretty tacky...but worth it for Bacall.
The Finest Hours201650468(full review) - Merely fine...
The Hundred-Foot Journey201450468(full review) - Half baked and missing a few key ingredients.
The Skeleton Twins201450468(full review) - Not enough meat on the bones...
Thinner199650468(full review)
Trumbo201550468(full review) - A hammy take on a dark time in Hollywood history. Straight to HBO.
Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2, The201250468(full review)
What If201450468(full review) - Radcliffe is no leading man...but keep that Zoe Kazan around.
Wonder Wheel201750468(full review) - Winslet's wonderful but there's no thrill in this ride.
Zoolander 2201650468(full review) - Striking while the iron is cold as Blue Steel, it's a well-made bag of potato chips...mostly stale air.
Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb201445508(full review) - Almost goes out in fine form...until those last five minutes...
The Commuter201845508(full review) - Harmless ride on the rails that's ultimately too Hitchcock-ian and Agatha Christie-ish for its own good.
Wedding Ringer, The201545508(full review) - Finally...a not-annoying showcase for Kevin Hart. Bad, but not that bad.
A Ghost Story201740511(full review) - A boring as watching paint dry (which someone actually does in this snoozer)
American Ultra201540511(full review) - Puff Puff Pass on this one.
Bad Words201440511(full review) - Bad Words...more like Bad Feelings.
Blackhat201540511(full review) - Might as well just re-watch The Net and save some money.
Christopher Robin201840511(full review)
Closed Circuit201340511(full review)
Doctor Strange201640511(full review) - Destined to be the movie you beg to skip in a Marvel marathon.
Expendables 3, The201440511(full review)
For Your Eyes Only198140511(full review)
Home Again201740511(full review) - Plays like three episodes of a Netflix series Witherspoon wandered into.
Host, The201340511(full review)
Incredible Burt Wonderstone, The201340511(full review)
Keeping Up with the Joneses201640511(full review) - Not worth the chase.
Longest Ride, The201540511(full review) - Typical Sparks suds-a-thon...
Lost World: Jurassic Park, The199740511(full review) - Even the dinosaurs were yawning...
Lovelace201340511(full review)
Me Before You201640511(full review) - A two hanky novel has been adapted by the author into a two-hour snoozer desperately in need of chemistry.
Million Dollar Arm201440511(full review) - Swing and a miss...
Minions201540511(full review) - Sometimes its better to support than lead...
Now You See Me201340511(full review)
Now You See Me 2201640511(full review) - Can we make this franchise disappear...or at least Jesse Eisenberg?
Nut Job, The201440511(full review)
Pitch Perfect 2201540511(full review) - A low note, though not without some decent harmony.
Pitch Perfect 3201740511(full review) - Plug your ears...
Poltergeist III198840511(full review) - Literally just smoke and mirrors
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies201640511(full review) - A bloodless mess that should have been bloody fun.
The Gambler197440511(full review) - Snake Eyes
The Town That Dreaded Sundown197640511(full review) - Like The Dukes of Hazzard meets Zodiac...but funnier.
Woman in Gold201540511(full review) - Pure pyrite
Ghostbusters201635540(full review) - Not great...but then again neither is the original if you're being totally honest with your childhood self.
Pompeii201435540(full review) - More love than lava.
That Awkward Moment201435540(full review)
A Wrinkle in Time201830543(full review) - Considering the talent involved, this is the first real big whopper of a bummer of 201
Bad Moms201630543(full review) - Like the recent Ghostbusters reboot, here is a movie that doesnt know what to do with its perfectly capable but script stymied stars.
Book Club201830543(full review) - An aggressively dull, pandering movie that manages to do a disservice to its distinguished actors and an intended audience already woefully underserved.
Daddy's Home201530543(full review) - Irksome and unpleasant...this Daddy has issues.
Draft Day201430543(full review) - The Good News: Kevin Coster in in fine form. The Bad News: this movie is boring as hell.
European Vacation, National Lampoon's198530543(full review) - A sequel for ugly-Americans...
Eyes of a Stranger198130543(full review) - All I see is bad taste
Guilt Trip, The201230543(full review)
Jem and the Holograms201530543(full review) - In serious need of autotune.
Jigsaw201730543(full review) - It's no puzzle why Lionsgate went back to an already dry well...
Justice League201730543(full review) - Not only do audiences deserve better, but so do the actors locked into contracts for future films.
Last Flag Flying201730543(full review) - A phony baloney road-tip story.
Monster Trucks201630543(full review) - Typical January roadkill.
Mother!201730543(full review) - Come for Pfeiffer. Stay for...actually, don't stay.
Noah201430543(full review) - Middle Earth meets Waterworld
Ride Along201430543(full review)
Roman J. Israel, Esq.201730543(full review) - A film best to be buried in paperwork and forgotten.
Tag201830543(full review) - One immature round of Tag is more than enough.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)201430543(full review) - Its truly time to let these teenage reptiles graduate.
Terminator Genisys201530543(full review) - You'll want to exodus.
The Gallows201530543(full review) - Hangs its audience out to dry
The Happytime Murders201830543(full review)
The Neon Demon201630543(full review) - Ick.
The Space Between Us201630543(full review) - Best to keep your distance...
This Is Where I Leave You201430543(full review) - Plastic and phony -- like Jane Fonda's boobs.
Wish I Was Here201430543(full review)
Wish You Were Here201230543(full review) - You probably will wish you weren't...
Aloha201520570(full review) - Hula on by this stinky pot of poi.
And So It Goes201420570(full review) - And so you shouldn't go...
Blended201420570(full review) - Third time is for sure not the charm.
Boy Next Door, The201520570(full review) - Ishy erotic thriller...
Breaking In201820570(full review) - A poor answer to the call for more female empowerment in movies, Breaking In is one you’ll want to get out of as fast as possible.
Heat, The201320570(full review)
Hercules201420570(full review) - Swords and sandals snoozefest...
Into the Storm201420570(full review) - The cinematic equivalent of cocking your head to the side and shrugging your shoulders.
Jack Reacher: Never Go Back201620570(full review) - The worst movie Cruise has ever made? Probably.
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit201420570(full review)
Jersey Boys201420570(full review) - Not terrible...awful.
Magic Mike201220570(full review) - Scuzzy, grimy, sleazeball work.
Night School198120570(full review) - Didn't lose my head over this one...
Passion201220570(full review)
Point Break201520570(full review) - Sinks like a stone
Poltergeist II: The Other Side198620570(full review) - One of the worst sequels to a great movie of all time.
Suicide Squad201620570(full review) - Instead of saving the day this stinker of a superhero film winds up burning down the house in a most spectacular fashion.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows201620570(full review) - Cowabunchacrap, dude.
The Divergent Series: Allegiant201620570(full review) - You won't want to pledge Allegiant
The Gambler201420570(full review) - Cannot ante up...
The Judge201420570(full review) - Jury says...this one stinks.
The Lazarus Effect201520570(full review) - The only thing that needs reiving at the end of this cheap-o effort are the audiences.
The November Man201420570(full review)
The Water Diviner201420570(full review) - Want to know what it feels like to yawn for 111 minutes straight??
This Is 40201220570(full review)
Vampire Academy: Blood Sisters201420570(full review) - Vampire Academy sucks. It bites.
Victor Frankenstein201520570(full review) - No pulse.
Winter's Tale201420570(full review) - Awful.
A Million Ways to Die in the West201415598(full review) - Seth MacFarlane gives Adam Sandler a run for his money on who will emerge with the worst comedy of the summer. Awful.
A Bad Moms Christmas201710599(full review) - Coal for all involved with this stinker.
Alex Cross201210599(full review)
Endless Love198110599(full review) - Makes the remake look like The Bridge on the River Kwai...
Jaws: The Revenge198710599(full review)
London Has Fallen201610599(full review) - Xenophobia never felt so tacky.
Love the Coopers201510599(full review) - Moldy fruitcake all around.
Mother's Day201610599(full review) - A backwards-facing blight
Table 19201710599 - Terrible - don't RSVP for this one.
The Snowman201710599(full review) - While it’s bound to be mentioned in the same breath as other Scandinavian-set thrillers, it not even fit to be included in the belch that follows that breath.
A Question of Faith20175608(full review) - A little old-fashioned change of pace never hurt anyone -- especially for us tired of the Marvel/DC brain-bleeds.
Starry Eyes20145608(full review) - A wicked and scary Hollywood morality tale.
Tammy20145608(full review) - Anyone that makes it to the end deserves some sort of certificate of achievement
Wish Upon20175608(full review) - Heinously bad

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