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AlohaLists: Comedy, Drama, RomanceBrief Synopsis: "A celebrated military contractor returns to the site of his greatest career triumphs and re-connects with a long-ago love while unexpectedly falling for the hard-charging Air Force watchdog assigned to him." Overall Ranking: 3149 (Rank from 2015: # 163)
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Reviewer | Rating | Review |
Ryan from Ten Stars Or Less | 90 | (full review) |
Silver Screen Riot Matt Oakes | 78 | (full review) |
Paul's Trip To The Movies | 70 | (full review) |
Rob from GuysFilmQuest | 68 | |
Dan O'Neill | 50 | (full review) |
Bryan Lienesch | 50 | - It's just a lot of touchy-feely stuff that you never quite grow to care about. |
Carly Booth | 38.6 | (full review) |
Michael Roffman | 36 | (full review) |
Lisa Marie Bowman | 35 | - The scenery's great, the cast is attractive, but the film is a huge mess. (full review) |
Sober Film Critic James Brown | 25 | - No one wants their romantic comedy with a side of nuclear warfare. Moreover, the consistently relaxed, upbeat tone that defines Aloha just doesn't fit here. It suffices to say that Crowe’s script brings all these disparate themes and stories together and offers a lesson in how not to make a movie. (full review) |
Gorgon Reviews | 25 | (full review) |
Minnesota Man | 20 | - Hula on by this stinky pot of poi. (full review) |