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Reviews

Title Year Rating Rank Review
Jaws19751001(full review)
Poltergeist19821001(full review) - Accept no substitutes...or remakes
Silence of the Lambs, The19911001(full review) - Perfect
Cabin in the Woods, The2011954(full review)
Halloween (1978)1978954(full review)
Jurassic Park1993954(full review)
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)1984907(full review)
Exorcist, The1973907(full review) - If its been a while since youve taken it in or if youve somehow never seen the film you owe it to yourself to give it a lookjust throw away all your cans of pea soup first.
Friday the 13th (1980)1980907(full review) - A classic for a good reason...
It2017907(full review) - Scare you it does and scare you it shall.
The Babadook2014907(full review) - Frightfully good...
The Omen1976907(full review) - Still effective and quite scary.
Carrie (1976)19768513(full review) - Still bloody good...
Jurassic World20158513(full review) - After the original, the best of the bunch.
Suspiria19778513(full review)
Amityville II: The Possession (1982)19828016(full review) - AKA the only truly scary one of the franchise.
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter19848016(full review) - A fun would-be swan song for Jason.
Halloween II (1981)19818016(full review)
The Conjuring 220168016(full review) - Another fright delight...
The Visit20158016(full review) - Worth your time and the spike in your blood pressure.
Tucker and Dale vs Evil20108016(full review)
World War Z20138016(full review)
Don't Breathe20167523(full review) - Right about the time you think you know whats coming next, the tables get flipped and then flipped again and then broken apart and then the pieces thrown at you.
Jaws 219787523(full review)
Only Lovers Left Alive20147523(full review) - Pretty sure I liked it...though it probably should have gone by its original title: Hipster Vampire Namedroppers
The Shallows20167523(full review) - Shark looks nice but in general there should be less talking and more swimming.
Goosebumps20157027(full review) - Spooky fun but low on overall substance.
I Saw The Devil (Akmareul boatda)20107027(full review)
Insidious20107027(full review)
Oculus20147027(full review) - This mirror is polished.
An American Werewolf in London19816531(full review) - Still howls...but the first 1/3 is better than all the rest.
Dracula Untold20146531(full review) - A Dracula tale worth telling.
Goodnight Mommy20156531(full review) - Occasionaly good, rarely great.
Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones20146531(full review) - Neither a home run nor a strike out, Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones comfortably rides that mediocre fence with one foot firmly planted on the what-the-hell-I-liked-it side.
You're Next20116531(full review)
47 Meters Down20176036(full review) - Decent little bite of fun.
Annabelle20146036(full review) - Better than your average creepy doll pic...
Happy Death Day20176036(full review) - Aimed squarely at the sleepover crowd, it's better than it should be but won't please gorehouds out for blood.
Insidious Chapter 320156036(full review)
Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013)20136036(full review)
The Purge: Election Year20166036(full review) - Gets my vote for the best entry in a shaky franchise.
Tusk20146036(full review)
Killer Joe20115543(full review)
Purge, The20135543(full review)
The Purge: Anarchy20145543(full review) - More like a violent twist on the plot for Adventures in Babysitting
Insidious Chapter 220135046(full review)
Poltergeist20155046(full review) - Totally unnecessary.
Poltergeist III19884048(full review) - Literally just smoke and mirrors
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies20164048(full review) - A bloodless mess that should have been bloody fun.
Ghostbusters20163550(full review) - Not great...but then again neither is the original if you're being totally honest with your childhood self.
Jigsaw20173051(full review) - It's no puzzle why Lionsgate went back to an already dry well...
The Gallows20153051(full review) - Hangs its audience out to dry
The Neon Demon20163051(full review) - Ick.
Poltergeist II: The Other Side19862054(full review) - One of the worst sequels to a great movie of all time.
The Lazarus Effect20152054(full review) - The only thing that needs reiving at the end of this cheap-o effort are the audiences.
Victor Frankenstein20152054(full review) - No pulse.


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Scream 2 ~ [Rate It Now]
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Lights Out ~ [Rate It Now]
Halloween (2007 Rob Zombie remake) ~ [Rate It Now]
ABCs of Death 2 ~ [Rate It Now]
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later ~ [Rate It Now]
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V/H/S ~ [Rate It Now]
Ouija: Origin of Evil ~ [Rate It Now]
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday ~ [Rate It Now]
Freddy vs. Jason ~ [Rate It Now]
Child's Play 2 ~ [Rate It Now]
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood ~ [Rate It Now]
Re-Animator ~ [Rate It Now]
The Boy ~ [Rate It Now]
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Life After Beth ~ [Rate It Now]
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Hills Have Eyes (2006) ~ [Rate It Now]
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Child's Play 3 ~ [Rate It Now]
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Friday the 13th Part 3 ~ [Rate It Now]
Saw III ~ [Rate It Now]
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Martyrs ~ [Rate It Now]
Saw V ~ [Rate It Now]
Underworld ~ [Rate It Now]
Dark Shadows ~ [Rate It Now]
A Nightmare On Elm Street 5: The Dream Child ~ [Rate It Now]
Paranormal Activity 4 ~ [Rate It Now]
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ABCs of Death, The ~ [Rate It Now]
Underworld: Awakening ~ [Rate It Now]
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Hannibal Rising ~ [Rate It Now]
Apollo 18 ~ [Rate It Now]
Predator 2 ~ [Rate It Now]
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers ~ [Rate It Now]
Hills Have Eyes II (2007) ~ [Rate It Now]
Final Destination, The (part 4) (2009) ~ [Rate It Now]
I, Frankenstein ~ [Rate It Now]
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Zombeavers ~ [Rate It Now]
The Quiet Ones ~ [Rate It Now]
Chernobyl Diaries ~ [Rate It Now]
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan ~ [Rate It Now]
Sharknado ~ [Rate It Now]
Ouija ~ [Rate It Now]
Human Centipede (First Sequence), The ~ [Rate It Now]
Devil's Due ~ [Rate It Now]
The Forest ~ [Rate It Now]
Woman in Black 2: Angel of Death, The ~ [Rate It Now]
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Halloween: Resurrection ~ [Rate It Now]
Alien vs Predator ~ [Rate It Now]
Haunted House, A ~ [Rate It Now]
Halloween II (2009) ~ [Rate It Now]
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Leprechaun: Origins ~ [Rate It Now]
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Amityville: A New Generation (1993) ~ [Rate It Now]
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Leprechaun 3 ~ [Rate It Now]
Leprechaun 4: In Space ~ [Rate It Now]
Leprechaun in the Hood ~ [Rate It Now]
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Monster Squad, The ~ [Rate It Now]
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Return of the Killer Tomatoes! ~ [Rate It Now]
Santa Sangre ~ [Rate It Now]
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Teeth ~ [Rate It Now]
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The Brood ~ [Rate It Now]
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The Uninvited Guest ~ [Rate It Now]
[REC]⁴ Apocalypse ~ [Rate It Now]
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