We're The Millers

Lists: Comedy, Stoner Flicks

Brief Synopsis: "David Burke is a small-time pot dealer whose clientele includes chefs and soccer moms, but no kids-after all, he has his scruples. So what could go wrong? Plenty. Preferring to keep a low profile for obvious reasons, he learns the hard way that no good deed goes unpunished when he tries to help out some local teens and winds up getting jumped by a trio of gutter punks. Stealing his stash and his cash, they leave him in major debt to his supplier, Brad. In order to wipe the slate clean-and maintain a clean bill of health-David must now become a big-time drug smuggler by bringing Brad's latest shipment in from Mexico. Twisting the arms of his neighbors, cynical stripper Rose and wannabe customer Kenny, and the tatted-and-pierced streetwise teen Casey, he devises a foolproof plan. One fake wife, two pretend kids and a huge, shiny RV later, the "Millers" are headed south of the border for a Fourth of July weekend that is sure to end with a bang."

Overall Ranking: 2368 (Rank from 2013: # 144)

Adjusted* Rating:
(lowest rating dropped)

Ratings Breakdown
(The Mixed Bag)

Buttery 0%
Regular 47.62%
Half-Popped 47.62%
Stale 0%
Burnt 4.76%


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Darren of Movie Reviews 10180(full review)
Gorgon Reviews80(full review)
Maurice of Movie Mixology80(full review)
Dan Fogarty - Fogs Movie Reviews78(full review)
Bryan Lienesch76 - There's a fine line between goofy and uselessly silly, and 'We're The Millers' crosses it more than a few times.
Daniel Prinn at Daniel's Film Reviews75(full review)
CinemaVisitor Erik70(full review)
Minnesota Man70(full review)
Dan O'Neill70(full review)
That Movie Guy Dion Wyn Hughes68(full review)
Dave Examines Movies64(full review)
Mikey from The Reviewer.Net61(full review)
FilmHamster61(full review)
Angry Vader61(full review)
MandF Reviews60(full review)
Fast Film Reviews Mark Hobin43(full review)
Paul Perkins43
Tom Little of Digital Shortbread43(full review)
David Baruffi43(full review)
Sober Film Critic James Brown43(full review)
Patrick Devitt20

People Involved

  • Jennifer Aniston (Rose OReilly)
  • Emma Roberts (Casey Mathis)
  • Ed Helms (Brad Gurdlinger)
  • Nick Offerman (Pablo Chacon)
  • Thomas Lennon (Rick Nathanson)
  • Kathryn Hahn (Edie Fitzgerald)
  • Will Poulter (Kenny)
  • Molly C. Quinn (Melissa Fitzgerald)
  • Mark L. Young (Scottie P.)
  • Matthew Willig (One Eye)
  • Tomer Sisley (Pablo Chacon)
  • Laura-Leigh (Kymberly)
  • Ken Marino (Todd - Strip Club Owner)
  • Luis Guzmán (Mexican Cop)
  • (Director)
  • (Director)
  • Rawson Marshall Thurber (Director)