Family, The

Lists: Action, Comedy, Crime / Heist

Brief Synopsis: ""The Family" is the story of the Manzonis, a notorious mafia family who gets relocated to Normandy, France under the witness protection program. While they do their best to fit in, old habits die hard and they soon find themselves handling things the "family" way."

Overall Ranking: 2818 (Rank from 2013: # 199)

Adjusted* Rating:
(lowest rating dropped)

Ratings Breakdown
(The Mixed Bag)

Buttery 0%
Regular 25%
Half-Popped 41.67%
Stale 25%
Burnt 8.33%


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Reviewer Rating Review
FilmHamster80(full review)
Rob from GuysFilmQuest78
Minnesota Man70(full review)
Andrew Crump of Go, See, Talk!61(full review)
Nathan Zoebl61 - It feels like The Family is three half-baked movies badly stitched together.
(full review)
Bryan Lienesch56 - As 'The Family' learns, wanting to be both an adult-ish thriller while partaking in Home Alone-esque puts the onus on the viewer to turn their brain WAY down in order to have a little fun at the movies.
Gorgon Reviews43(full review)
Sober Film Critic James Brown43(full review)
Tom Little of Digital Shortbread37(full review)
CinemaVisitor Erik30
Dan O'Neill30(full review)
Ryan from Ten Stars Or Less20(full review)

People Involved

  • Robert De Niro (Fred Blake / Giovanni Manzoni)
  • Michelle Pfeiffer (Maggie Blake)
  • Tommy Lee Jones (Robert Stansfield)
  • Dianna Agron (Bella Blake)
  • John DLeo (Warren Blake)
  • Oisin Stack (Henri)
  • Ricardo Cordero (Philly)
  • Gino Cafarelli (BBQ guest #2)
  • Dominic Chianese (Don Mimino)
  • David Belle ()
  • Domenik Lombardozzi (Mimmo)
  • Vincent Pastore (Fat Willy)
  • Joseph Perrino (Joey)
  • Paul Borghese (Albert)
  • Greg Antonacci (NY Mobster)
  • Jimmy Palumbo (DiCicco)
  • Kresh Novakovic (Vincenze)
  • Luc Besson (Director)

  • Included in Achievement Trios...

  • Fun Mafia Mischief