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Title Year Rating Rank Review
Parasite20191001(full review)
Poltergeist19821001(full review) - Accept no substitutes...or remakes
Cabin in the Woods, The2011953(full review)
Suspiria2018953(full review)
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)1984905(full review)
A Quiet Place2018905(full review) - Hold on to your popcorn...this one will scare ya.
A Quiet Place Part II2020905(full review)
Annihilation2018905(full review) - You may walk out of Annihilation or you may crawl…either way, you’re in for a hell of a ride.
Black Panther2018905(full review) - Black Panther roars but it's the ladies that soar.
Candyman1992905(full review) - Still a sweet (and scary) Halloween treat.
Exorcist, The1973905(full review) - If it’s been a while since you’ve taken it in or if you’ve somehow never seen the film you owe it to yourself to give it a look…just throw away all your cans of pea soup first.
Guardians of the Galaxy2014905(full review) - If the previous Marvel superhero films equate to a stretch limo with your cool aunts and uncles, then Guardians of the Galaxy is the party bus transporting your crazy cousins.
Prometheus2012905(full review)
The Favourite2018905(full review)
The Shape of Water2017905(full review) - del Toro reaches new heights (or depths?) with The Shape of Water.
Thor: Ragnarok2017905(full review) - The rock concert fun these movies should always be. Puts the previous two films to absolute shame.
Avengers: Age of Ultron20158517(full review) - A buffet of riches...but consume it slowly.
Captain America: Civil War20168517(full review) - Overstuffed but mighty filling.
Captain America: The Winter Soldier20148517(full review) - Chris Evans is now giving The Hulk a run for his money in the muscle department...
Spider-Man: Homecoming20178517(full review) - Just the reenergizing kick in the pants Marvel was needing.
Suspiria19778517(full review)
10 Cloverfield Lane20168022(full review) - A nice jolt of giddy old-fashioned movie-going fun.
Captain America: The First Avenger20118022(full review)
Deadpool20168022(full review) - Bloody, violent, vulgar, and go-for-broke...just the shot in the arm the sagging super-hero genre needed.
Green Room20168022(full review) - A squirm inducing spectacle.
I Care a Lot20218022(full review)
Iron Man 320138022(full review)
Lady Bird20178022(full review) - When it flies, it soars. Metcalf and Ronan are award ready/worthy.
Moxie20218022(full review)
Perks of Being a Wallflower, The20128022(full review)
Tucker and Dale vs Evil20108022(full review)
Deadpool 220187532(full review) - If you can forgive a rocky start, this is one sequel that feels like an equal.
Interstellar20147532(full review) - Some cracks in this rocket ship...
Iron Man 220107532(full review)
Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)20207035(full review)
Iron Man20087035(full review)
Molly's Game20177035(full review) - Created by a one-eyed Jack, ruled by a commanding Queen.
Rebecca20207035(full review)
Thor: The Dark World20137035(full review)
An American Werewolf in London19816540(full review) - Still howls...but the first 1/3 is better than all the rest.
Captain Marvel20196540(full review)
Ant-Man20156042(full review)
Hail, Caesar!20166042(full review) - Not a Cohen best, but it's fun to goof off every now and then.
Happy Death Day20176042(full review) - Aimed squarely at the sleepover crowd, it's better than it should be but won't please gorehouds out for blood.
Raw20176042(full review) - See it on an empty stomach.
Thor20116042(full review)
Tusk20146042(full review)
Doctor Strange20164048(full review) - Destined to be the movie you beg to skip in a Marvel marathon.

Unranked Movies from the List

A Face in the Crowd ~ [Rate It Now]
Double Indemnity ~ [Rate It Now]
Arrival ~ [Rate It Now]
Back to the Future ~ [Rate It Now]
Europa ~ [Rate It Now]
Ip Man 2 ~ [Rate It Now]
Ex Machina ~ [Rate It Now]
Die Hard ~ [Rate It Now]
Brick ~ [Rate It Now]
Ip Man ~ [Rate It Now]
Midsommar ~ [Rate It Now]
AVENGERS, The ~ [Rate It Now]
Christmas Vacation, National Lampoon's ~ [Rate It Now]
Hunt for the Wilderpeople ~ [Rate It Now]
Kubo and the Two Strings ~ [Rate It Now]
A Star Is Born ~ [Rate It Now]
The Big Sleep ~ [Rate It Now]
1917 ~ [Rate It Now]
Thing, The ~ [Rate It Now]
One Cut of the Dead ~ [Rate It Now]
Hell or High Water ~ [Rate It Now]
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me ~ [Rate It Now]
BlacKkKlansman ~ [Rate It Now]
Black Swan ~ [Rate It Now]
Manchurian Candidate, The (1962) ~ [Rate It Now]
Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! ~ [Rate It Now]
Sorry to Bother You ~ [Rate It Now]
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse ~ [Rate It Now]
Ready or Not ~ [Rate It Now]
Zombieland ~ [Rate It Now]
Apollo 13 ~ [Rate It Now]
Metropolis ~ [Rate It Now]
Roma ~ [Rate It Now]
Rebecca ~ [Rate It Now]
Best in Show ~ [Rate It Now]
Magnolia ~ [Rate It Now]
Children of Men ~ [Rate It Now]
It Follows ~ [Rate It Now]
Klaus ~ [Rate It Now]
Star Trek: First Contact ~ [Rate It Now]
A Report on the Party and the Guests ~ [Rate It Now]
Apollo 11 ~ [Rate It Now]
Seconds ~ [Rate It Now]
Thoroughbreds ~ [Rate It Now]
Another Earth ~ [Rate It Now]
Get Out ~ [Rate It Now]
True Romance ~ [Rate It Now]
Isle of Dogs ~ [Rate It Now]
Shining, The ~ [Rate It Now]
What We Do in the Shadows ~ [Rate It Now]
Persona ~ [Rate It Now]
Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood ~ [Rate It Now]
Safety Not Guaranteed ~ [Rate It Now]
The Final Girls ~ [Rate It Now]
Attack the Block ~ [Rate It Now]
Gaslight ~ [Rate It Now]
Heavy Trip ~ [Rate It Now]
Ip Man 3 ~ [Rate It Now]
Just Before Dawn ~ [Rate It Now]
Snake in the Eagle's Shadow ~ [Rate It Now]
Spellbound ~ [Rate It Now]
The 7 Grandmasters ~ [Rate It Now]
The Big Boss ~ [Rate It Now]
The Chinese Boxer ~ [Rate It Now]
The Cured ~ [Rate It Now]
The Forty-Year-Old Version ~ [Rate It Now]
World of Tomorrow ~ [Rate It Now]
Home Alone ~ [Rate It Now]
Train to Busan ~ [Rate It Now]
The Witch ~ [Rate It Now]
Eighth Grade ~ [Rate It Now]
Back to the Future II ~ [Rate It Now]
A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night ~ [Rate It Now]
The Killers ~ [Rate It Now]
Raising Arizona ~ [Rate It Now]
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 ~ [Rate It Now]
Spider-Man: Far from Home ~ [Rate It Now]
Us ~ [Rate It Now]
Waking Life ~ [Rate It Now]
Creature from the Black Lagoon ~ [Rate It Now]
IO ~ [Rate It Now]
Mandy ~ [Rate It Now]
Palm Springs ~ [Rate It Now]
Color Out of Space ~ [Rate It Now]
Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead ~ [Rate It Now]
Tickled ~ [Rate It Now]
Bohemian Rhapsody ~ [Rate It Now]
Back to the Future III ~ [Rate It Now]
Abyss, The ~ [Rate It Now]
Hereditary ~ [Rate It Now]
House ~ [Rate It Now]
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home ~ [Rate It Now]
Mr. Nobody ~ [Rate It Now]
Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale ~ [Rate It Now]
Ready Player One ~ [Rate It Now]
Nightmare Before Christmas ~ [Rate It Now]
Okja ~ [Rate It Now]
Anna and the Apocalypse ~ [Rate It Now]
Extra Ordinary ~ [Rate It Now]
Get Duked! ~ [Rate It Now]
The Death of Stalin ~ [Rate It Now]
War of the Worlds, The (1953) ~ [Rate It Now]
Upstream Color ~ [Rate It Now]
The Irishman ~ [Rate It Now]
Final Destination (2000) ~ [Rate It Now]
Gremlins ~ [Rate It Now]
Love and Monsters ~ [Rate It Now]
Muppet Christmas Carol, The ~ [Rate It Now]
Zombieland: Double Tap ~ [Rate It Now]
Total Recall (1990) ~ [Rate It Now]
The Babysitter ~ [Rate It Now]
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan ~ [Rate It Now]
Gilda ~ [Rate It Now]
Pet Sematary ~ [Rate It Now]
The Old Guard ~ [Rate It Now]
Deathgasm ~ [Rate It Now]
I Am Not a Witch ~ [Rate It Now]
Aniara ~ [Rate It Now]
Bacurau ~ [Rate It Now]
Blow the Man Down ~ [Rate It Now]
Bunny Lake Is Missing ~ [Rate It Now]
Drop Dead Gorgeous ~ [Rate It Now]
Micmacs ~ [Rate It Now]
Prospect ~ [Rate It Now]
Safe in Hell ~ [Rate It Now]
Safe Neighborhood ~ [Rate It Now]
The Love Witch ~ [Rate It Now]
The Voices ~ [Rate It Now]
Way Of The Dragon ~ [Rate It Now]
Final Destination 2 ~ [Rate It Now]
Colossal ~ [Rate It Now]
A Very Harold And Kumar Christmas ~ [Rate It Now]
Resident Evil ~ [Rate It Now]
Turbo Kid ~ [Rate It Now]
Horror of Dracula ~ [Rate It Now]
Hocus Pocus ~ [Rate It Now]
Lost Boys, The ~ [Rate It Now]
Black Christmas ~ [Rate It Now]
Cheap Thrills ~ [Rate It Now]
Guns Akimbo ~ [Rate It Now]
Heathers ~ [Rate It Now]
Vampires vs. the Bronx ~ [Rate It Now]
Brightburn ~ [Rate It Now]
Fido ~ [Rate It Now]
The Lure ~ [Rate It Now]
The Lighthouse ~ [Rate It Now]
Death Becomes Her ~ [Rate It Now]
Enter The Dragon ~ [Rate It Now]
Little Monsters ~ [Rate It Now]
Mars Attacks! ~ [Rate It Now]
Overlord ~ [Rate It Now]
The Night Before ~ [Rate It Now]
High-Rise ~ [Rate It Now]
Sightseers ~ [Rate It Now]
Drag Me to Hell ~ [Rate It Now]
Dead Snow ~ [Rate It Now]
The Fall ~ [Rate It Now]
The King of Staten Island ~ [Rate It Now]
Rubber ~ [Rate It Now]
All My Friends Are Dead ~ [Rate It Now]
Black Sheep ~ [Rate It Now]
City of the Living Dead ~ [Rate It Now]
Come to Daddy ~ [Rate It Now]
Freeway ~ [Rate It Now]
Ittefaq ~ [Rate It Now]
Killer Sofa ~ [Rate It Now]
Lords of Chaos ~ [Rate It Now]
Mucho Mucho Amor: The Legend of Walter Mercado ~ [Rate It Now]
Olla ~ [Rate It Now]
Prevenge ~ [Rate It Now]
Sex and Fury ~ [Rate It Now]
The Car ~ [Rate It Now]
The Exterminating Angel ~ [Rate It Now]
The Mansion ~ [Rate It Now]
Tigers Are Not Afraid ~ [Rate It Now]
Tragedy Girls ~ [Rate It Now]
Greener Grass ~ [Rate It Now]
Final Destination 3 ~ [Rate It Now]
Jennifer's Body ~ [Rate It Now]
Men Who Stare At Goats, The ~ [Rate It Now]
Spaceballs ~ [Rate It Now]
How the Grinch Stole Christmas ~ [Rate It Now]
Delicatessen ~ [Rate It Now]
Eagle vs. Shark ~ [Rate It Now]
Vice ~ [Rate It Now]
Fright Night (1985) ~ [Rate It Now]
Ginger Snaps ~ [Rate It Now]
Silent House ~ [Rate It Now]
Southbound ~ [Rate It Now]
The Long Kiss Goodnight ~ [Rate It Now]
Hobo with a Shotgun ~ [Rate It Now]
30 Days of Night ~ [Rate It Now]
A Sun-Tribe Myth from the Bakumatsu Era ~ [Rate It Now]
Black Peter ~ [Rate It Now]
Bloodsucking Bastards ~ [Rate It Now]
Girls with Balls ~ [Rate It Now]
Grave Robbers ~ [Rate It Now]
Grip of the Strangler ~ [Rate It Now]
Investigation of a Citizen Above Suspicion ~ [Rate It Now]
Lady Dragon 2 ~ [Rate It Now]
Like Me ~ [Rate It Now]
The Babysitter: Killer Queen ~ [Rate It Now]
The Long Dumb Road ~ [Rate It Now]
The Man from Hong Kong ~ [Rate It Now]
The Perfection ~ [Rate It Now]
We Summon the Darkness ~ [Rate It Now]
Not Another Teen Movie ~ [Rate It Now]
Dune ~ [Rate It Now]
Final Destination 5 ~ [Rate It Now]
The Host ~ [Rate It Now]
The VelociPastor ~ [Rate It Now]
Final Destination, The (part 4) (2009) ~ [Rate It Now]
Between Two Ferns: The Movie ~ [Rate It Now]
Blood Feast ~ [Rate It Now]
Cemetery of Terror ~ [Rate It Now]
Dark Waters ~ [Rate It Now]
Detention ~ [Rate It Now]
Fantasy Island ~ [Rate It Now]
Get Santa ~ [Rate It Now]
Good Boy ~ [Rate It Now]
Killer Workout ~ [Rate It Now]
Murder by Contract ~ [Rate It Now]
Murder Party ~ [Rate It Now]
Pet Sematary ~ [Rate It Now]
Slaughterhouse Rulez ~ [Rate It Now]
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension ~ [Rate It Now]
The Craft ~ [Rate It Now]
The Fearless Vampire Killers ~ [Rate It Now]
The Ritual ~ [Rate It Now]
The Selling ~ [Rate It Now]
They're Watching ~ [Rate It Now]
Villains ~ [Rate It Now]
Last Christmas ~ [Rate It Now]
Dude Bro Party Massacre III ~ [Rate It Now]
Dark Waters ~ [Rate It Now]
Gleaming the Cube ~ [Rate It Now]
Lady Dragon ~ [Rate It Now]

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