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Title Year Rating Rank Review
Cabin in the Woods, The2011951(full review)
Pete's Dragon2016902(full review) - Flies in as one of the best movies of 2016.
Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens2015902(full review) - The sequel we've been waiting for since Return of the Jedi
Star Wars: The Last Jedi2017902(full review) - The effects are top notch, the score from Williams sounds as glorious as ever, and try not to get a little choked up every time Fisher’s on screen.
The Shape of Water2017902(full review) - del Toro reaches new heights (or depths?) with The Shape of Water.
Wonder Woman2017902(full review) - A better movie than we all deserve...
Monsters University2013857(full review)
Into the Woods2014758(full review) - Still has its problems...but all is (mostly) forgiven.
Maleficent2014758(full review) - Too CGI-y for my taste, but Jolie is deliciously fun.
Oz: The Great and Powerful2013758(full review)
Swiss Army Man2016758(full review) - Let 'er rip!
The BFG2016758(full review) - This superhero wears a loincloth and swings away with the title of best summer blockbuster yet.
Beautiful Creatures (2013)20137013(full review)
Hotel Transylvania 220157013(full review) - An upgrade from the original stay.
Jack The Giant Slayer20137013(full review)
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets20177013(full review) - Check your high horse at the door and just enjoy the spectacle.
Wreck-It Ralph20127013(full review)
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them20166518(full review) - More good than fantastic...
Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children20166518(full review) - If only it had stayed peculiar until the end...
Snow White and the Huntsman20126518(full review)
Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, The (2012)20126021(full review)
Man of Steel20136021(full review)
The 5th Wave20165023(full review) - Plays like a Muppet Babies retelling of Independence Day
Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2, The20125023(full review)
Doctor Strange20164025(full review) - Destined to be the movie you beg to skip in a Marvel marathon.
Ghostbusters20163526(full review) - Not great...but then again neither is the original if you're being totally honest with your childhood self.
Hercules20142027(full review) - Swords and sandals snoozefest...
Suicide Squad20162027(full review) - Instead of saving the day this stinker of a superhero film winds up burning down the house in a most spectacular fashion.
Vampire Academy: Blood Sisters20142027(full review) - Vampire Academy sucks. It bites.
Winter's Tale20142027(full review) - Awful.

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Field of Dreams ~ [Rate It Now]
Star Wars V: Empire Strikes Back ~ [Rate It Now]
Lord of the Rings: Return of the King ~ [Rate It Now]
Ghostbusters ~ [Rate It Now]
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The Holy Mountain ~ [Rate It Now]
Kubo and the Two Strings ~ [Rate It Now]
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Aladdin (1992 Disney) ~ [Rate It Now]
Superman II (Donner cut) ~ [Rate It Now]
Akira ~ [Rate It Now]
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Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring ~ [Rate It Now]
Pinocchio (1940 Disney) ~ [Rate It Now]
Who Framed Roger Rabbit? ~ [Rate It Now]
Lord of the Rings: Two Towers ~ [Rate It Now]
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Ruby Sparks ~ [Rate It Now]
Monsters Inc ~ [Rate It Now]
X-Men: First Class ~ [Rate It Now]
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Rogue One: A Star Wars Story ~ [Rate It Now]
Being John Malkovich ~ [Rate It Now]
Shaolin Soccer ~ [Rate It Now]
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2 ~ [Rate It Now]
X2: X-Men United ~ [Rate It Now]
Midnight in Paris ~ [Rate It Now]
Independence Day ~ [Rate It Now]
Harry Potter and the Order of The Phoenix ~ [Rate It Now]
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 1 ~ [Rate It Now]
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban ~ [Rate It Now]
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Star Wars: The Clone Wars ~ [Rate It Now]
Superman ~ [Rate It Now]
Enchanted ~ [Rate It Now]
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs ~ [Rate It Now]
Odd Thomas ~ [Rate It Now]
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Ghost ~ [Rate It Now]
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Elf ~ [Rate It Now]
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets ~ [Rate It Now]
X-Men ~ [Rate It Now]
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Avatar ~ [Rate It Now]
Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith ~ [Rate It Now]
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon ~ [Rate It Now]
Cinderella (1950 Disney) ~ [Rate It Now]
Interview with the Vampire ~ [Rate It Now]
Sleeping Beauty (1959 Disney) ~ [Rate It Now]
Coraline ~ [Rate It Now]
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Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs ~ [Rate It Now]
Rise of the Guardians ~ [Rate It Now]
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Once Bitten ~ [Rate It Now]
Horns ~ [Rate It Now]
Ghostbusters II ~ [Rate It Now]
Constantine ~ [Rate It Now]
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Home ~ [Rate It Now]
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All Star Superman ~ [Rate It Now]
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Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer ~ [Rate It Now]
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Swamp Thing ~ [Rate It Now]
Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End (2007) ~ [Rate It Now]
Superman Returns ~ [Rate It Now]
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I Am Number Four ~ [Rate It Now]
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Green Lantern ~ [Rate It Now]
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Jupiter Ascending ~ [Rate It Now]
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Shrek Forever After ~ [Rate It Now]
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Immortals ~ [Rate It Now]
TRON ~ [Rate It Now]
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Clash of the Titans (2010) ~ [Rate It Now]
Warcraft ~ [Rate It Now]
Alice Through the Looking Glass ~ [Rate It Now]
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked ~ [Rate It Now]
Pan ~ [Rate It Now]
Independence Day: Resurgence ~ [Rate It Now]
Wrath of the Titans ~ [Rate It Now]
Shrek the Third ~ [Rate It Now]
Mortal Instruments: City of Bones, The ~ [Rate It Now]
Superman III ~ [Rate It Now]
The Zero Theorem ~ [Rate It Now]
Gods of Egypt ~ [Rate It Now]
Jonah Hex (2010 live action) ~ [Rate It Now]
The Legend of Hercules ~ [Rate It Now]
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace ~ [Rate It Now]
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel ~ [Rate It Now]
Beautiful Creatures ~ [Rate It Now]
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Pete's Dragon ~ [Rate It Now]