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Title Year Rating Rank Review
Godzilla Minus One2023951(full review)
12 Years a Slave2013902(full review)
American Honey2016902(full review)
Bone Tomahawk2015902(full review)
Broken Circle Breakdown, The2012902(full review)
Cha Cha Real Smooth2022902(full review)
Don't Breathe2016902(full review)
Dunkirk2017902(full review)
Hell or High Water2016902(full review)
Inside Llewyn Davis2013902(full review)
Locke2014902(full review)
Nocturnal Animals2016902(full review)
The Guest2014902(full review)
The Invitation2015902(full review)
The Jungle Book2016902(full review)
The Lost City of Z2017902(full review)
The Visit2015902(full review)
Top Gun: Maverick2022902(full review)
War for the Planet of the Apes2017902(full review)
We Are the Best!2013902(full review)
Fallen Leaves20238521(full review)
A Monster Calls20168022(full review)
A Walk in the Woods20158022(full review)
After Yang20228022(full review)
Amazing Spider-Man 2, The20148022(full review)
Crimes of the Future20228022(full review)
Decision to Leave20228022(full review)
Edge of Tomorrow20148022(full review)
Fall20228022(full review)
Foxcatcher20148022(full review)
Godzilla20148022(full review)
Grand Budapest Hotel, The20148022(full review)
Grand Central20138022(full review)
Jackie20168022(full review)
Logan20178022(full review)
Love & Friendship20168022(full review)
Maleficent20148022(full review)
Mr. Holmes20158022(full review)
Mr. Turner20148022(full review)
Muppets Most Wanted20148022(full review)
Patti Cake$20178022(full review)
Philomena20138022(full review)
Priscilla20238022(full review)
Red Rocket20218022(full review)
Revenge20188022(full review)
Risen20168022(full review) - Whether you take the events presented in Risen as 'gospel' fact or merely a compelling story plucked from a book best regarded as no more than a great piece of historical fiction, Reynolds' film is arguably the best example of its type since the days when Hollywood studios poured their full resources into 'tales of the Christ'.
Short Term 1220138022(full review)
Stalingrad20148022(full review)
Starred Up20138022(full review)
Suitable Flesh20238022(full review)
The Banshees of Inisherin20228022(full review)
The Diary of a Teenage Girl20158022(full review)
The Holdovers20238022(full review)
The Nice Guys20168022(full review)
The Northman20228022(full review)
The Tribe20158022(full review)
The Witch20158022(full review)
The Worst Person in the World20218022(full review)
Time Addicts20238022(full review)
Two Days, One Night20148022(full review)
Prey20227561(full review)
See How They Run20227561(full review)
A Bigger Splash20157063(full review)
A Cure for Wellness20177063(full review)
American Sniper20147063(full review)
Begin Again20147063(full review)
Bleed for This20167063(full review)
Blue Ruin20147063(full review)
Brick Mansions20147063(full review)
Cold Comes the Night20147063(full review)
Dumb Money20237063(full review)
Emily the Criminal20227063(full review)
Escape Plan20137063(full review)
Expendables 3, The20147063(full review)
In Bloom20147063(full review)
In Fear20137063(full review)
It20177063(full review)
It's a Wonderful Knife20237063(full review)
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit20147063(full review)
Life20177063(full review)
Maestro20237063(full review)
Miles Ahead20167063(full review)
Napoleon20237063(full review)
Noah20147063(full review)
Orphan: First Kill20227063(full review)
Passages20237063(full review)
Poor Things20237063(full review)
Raid 2: Berandal, The20147063(full review)
Salvo20137063(full review)
Sing Street20167063(full review)
Smile20227063(full review)
Teenage20137063(full review)
The 5th Wave20167063(full review)
The Babadook20147063(full review)
The Bye Bye Man20177063(full review)
The Homesman20147063(full review)
The Selfish Giant20137063(full review)
White God20147063(full review)
Wolf of Wall Street, The20137063(full review)
X20227063(full review)
Brian and Charles202265101(full review)
Saltburn202365101(full review)
The Outfit202265101(full review)
A Ghost Story201760104(full review)
A Walk Among the Tombstones201460104(full review)
Ambulance202260104(full review)
Belfast202160104(full review)
Bodies Bodies Bodies202260104(full review)
Cinderella201560104(full review)
Cuban Fury201460104(full review)
Dheepan201560104(full review)
Equity201660104(full review)
Evil Dead Rise202360104(full review)
Exhibition201460104(full review)
Filth201360104(full review)
Kimi202260104(full review)
Last Days on Mars, The201360104(full review)
May December202360104(full review)
Monster Trucks201660104(full review)
Need for Speed201460104(full review)
Neighbors201460104(full review)
Nope202260104(full review)
Norman: The Moderate Rise and Tragic Fall of a New York Fixer201760104(full review)
Results201560104(full review)
Ricki and the Flash201560104(full review)
Still Alice201460104(full review)
Stranger by the Lake201460104(full review)
Thanksgiving202360104(full review)
The Beekeeper202460104(full review)
The Double201360104(full review)
The Woman King202260104(full review)
Third Person201360104(full review)
Thor: Love and Thunder202260104(full review)
Vengeance202260104(full review)
We Are Your Friends201560104(full review) - What saves the movie is the performance of Efron, who just may be the natural heir to Tom Cruise. Like all great movie stars, he has a knack of papering over the film's many cracks, forcing us to invest in his character in a way both his director and the script fail to.
What If201460104(full review)
20 Feet from Stardom201350137(full review)
A United Kingdom201650137(full review)
As Above, So Below201450137(full review)
Bastards201350137(full review)
Beast202250137(full review)
Calvary201450137(full review)
Criminal201650137(full review)
Dallas Buyers Club201350137(full review)
Dope201550137(full review)
Everything Everywhere All at Once202250137(full review)
Exodus: Gods and Kings201450137(full review)
Fifth Estate, The201350137(full review)
Five Nights at Freddy's202350137(full review)
Into the Woods201450137(full review)
Laggies201450137(full review)
Miss Julie201450137(full review)
Nightmare Alley202150137(full review)
Non-Stop201450137(full review)
Out of the Furnace201350137(full review)
Pieta201250137(full review)
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales201750137(full review)
The Batman202250137(full review)
The Black Phone202250137(full review)
The Hundred-Foot Journey201450137(full review)
The Marsh King's Daughter202350137(full review)
The Mummy201750137(full review)
The Overnight201550137(full review)
The Railway Man201450137(full review)
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent202250137(full review)
Tracks201450137(full review)
Unbroken201450137(full review)
Silent Night202345168(full review)
13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi201640169(full review) - To call 13 Hours propaganda would be an insult to that particular school of manipulative cinema. Bay simply doesn't have the skill to sell a political stance. To view the movie as anything more than a bad Assault on Precinct 13 knockoff is to give its director far too much credit.
22 Jump Street201440169(full review)
About Time201340169(full review)
Alien: Covenant201740169(full review)
Amsterdam202240169(full review)
Beauty and the Beast201740169(full review)
Bergman Island202140169(full review)
Boyhood201440169(full review)
Captain America: The Winter Soldier201440169(full review)
Collateral Beauty201640169(full review)
Counselor, The201340169(full review)
Delivery Man201340169(full review)
Devil's Due201440169(full review)
Divergent201440169(full review)
Dom Hemingway201440169(full review)
Elvis202240169(full review)
Ferrari202340169(full review)
Frank201440169(full review)
Gloria201440169(full review)
Halloween Ends202240169(full review)
Into the Storm201440169(full review)
Labor Day201440169(full review)
Leave the World Behind202340169(full review)
Lone Survivor201440169(full review)
Malignant202140169(full review)
Men202240169(full review)
Monuments Men, The201440169(full review)
My Cousin Rachel201740169(full review)
Night Swim202440169(full review)
Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones201440169(full review)
Sinister 2201540169(full review) - Sinister 2 opts for horror's lowest common denominators - jump scares and gore - but the genre has moved on. No more cattle-prod cinema! Snuff's enough!
Taken 3201540169(full review)
The 355202240169(full review)
The Bad Batch201640169(full review)
The Eyes of Tammy Faye202140169(full review)
The Gray Man202240169(full review)
The Gunman201540169(full review)
Thor: The Dark World201340169(full review)
Transcendence201440169(full review)
Where the Crawdads Sing202240169(full review)
A Hologram for the King201530209(full review)
Annabelle201430209(full review)
Austenland201330209(full review)
Blonde202230209(full review)
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness202230209(full review)
Don't Worry Darling202230209(full review)
Fantastic Four201530209(full review)
Gods of Egypt201630209(full review)
Grudge Match201330209(full review)
I Care a Lot202130209(full review)
Independence Day: Resurgence201630209(full review)
Jurassic World Dominion202230209(full review)
Morbius202230209(full review)
Morgan201630209(full review)
Ouija201430209(full review)
Ouija: Origin of Evil201630209(full review)
Plastic201430209(full review)
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies201630209(full review)
RoboCop201430209(full review)
Runner Runner201330209(full review)
That Awkward Moment201430209(full review)
The Legend of Tarzan201630209(full review)
The Quiet Ones201430209(full review)
Three Thousand Years of Longing202230209(full review)
Transformers: The Last Knight201730209(full review)
Woman in Black 2: Angel of Death, The201530209(full review)
300: Rise of an Empire201420235(full review)
Alice Through the Looking Glass201620235(full review) - The Carroll estate may be counting the cash, but I suspect old Lewis is turning in his grave at the thoughts of his little book of wonder being transformed (oh, that reminds me, there are Transformers in this - no, seriously) into this soulless sequel. If Burton's film was a poor man's Wizard of Oz, this is a second rate Return to Oz.
Assassin's Creed201620235(full review)
Diana201320235(full review)
Ender's Game201320235(full review)
Firestarter202220235(full review)
Moonfall202220235(full review)
Rings201620235(full review)
Scream202220235(full review)
The Darkness201620235(full review)
A Million Ways to Die in the West201410245(full review)
Baywatch201710245(full review)
Blended201410245(full review)
Fifty Shades Darker201710245(full review)
Hardcore Henry201610245(full review) - Hardcore Henry is essentially an effects showreel stretched out to feature length. Taken out of context, any three minute sequence from the film would undoubtedly impress in its own right, but having to watch them strung together over the course of this testosterone-fuelled, sadistic and misogynistic horror show is an endurance test all but the most ardent supporters of GamerGate will fail.
Ride Along 2201610245(full review)
The Book of Henry201710245(full review)
The Other Side of the Door201610245(full review)