Machete Kills

Lists: Action, Girls with Guns

Brief Synopsis: "Ex-Federale agent MACHETE is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet."

Overall Ranking: 2827 (Rank from 2013: # 159)

Adjusted* Rating:
(lowest rating dropped)

Ratings Breakdown
(The Mixed Bag)

Buttery 0%
Regular 45.45%
Half-Popped 45.45%
Stale 0%
Burnt 9.09%


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People Involved

  • Danny Trejo (Machete Cortez)
  • Mel Gibson (Luther Voz)
  • Amber Heard (Miss San Antonio)
  • Michelle Rodriguez (Luz)
  • Sofía Vergara (Desdemona)
  • Jessica Alba (Sartana)
  • Tom Savini (Osiris)
  • Lady Gaga (La Chameleón)
  • Vanessa Hudgens (Cereza)
  • Alexa Vega (KillJoy)
  • Cuba Gooding, Jr. (El Camaleon)
  • Demián Bichir (Mendez)
  • Charlie Sheen (Mr. President)
  • Antonio Banderas (El Camaleon)
  • Walton Goggins (El Camaleon)
  • William Sadler ()
  • Robert Rodriguez (Director)
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