Machete Kills

Lists: Action, Girls with Guns

Brief Synopsis: "Ex-Federale agent MACHETE is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet."

Overall Ranking: 2508 (Rank from 2013: # 159)

Adjusted* Rating:
(lowest rating dropped)

Ratings Breakdown
(The Mixed Bag)

Buttery 0%
Regular 45.45%
Half-Popped 45.45%
Stale 0%
Burnt 9.09%


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Greg of Klymkiw Film Corner80(full review)
David Baruffi80(full review)
Silver Screen Riot Matt Oakes71(full review)
Dan O'Neill70(full review)
That Movie Guy Dion Wyn Hughes69(full review)
Tom Little of Digital Shortbread62(full review)
Gorgon Reviews61(full review)
Dave Examines Movies60(full review)
Greg Eichelberger of Critical Movie Critics43(full review)
CinemaVisitor Erik40(full review)
Sober Film Chick Mary Dieng5(full review)

People Involved

  • Danny Trejo (Machete Cortez)
  • Mel Gibson (Luther Voz)
  • Amber Heard (Miss San Antonio)
  • Michelle Rodriguez (Luz)
  • Sofía Vergara (Desdemona)
  • Jessica Alba (Sartana)
  • Tom Savini (Osiris)
  • Lady Gaga (La Chameleón)
  • Vanessa Hudgens (Cereza)
  • Alexa Vega (KillJoy)
  • Cuba Gooding, Jr. (El Camaleon)
  • Demián Bichir (Mendez)
  • Charlie Sheen (Mr. President)
  • Antonio Banderas (El Camaleon)
  • Walton Goggins (El Camaleon)
  • William Sadler ()
  • Robert Rodriguez (Director)