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Machete

Lists: Action, Film Quest 2014 - The Challenge

Brief Synopsis: "Former Mexican Federale Machete plays by his own rules. After a harrowing encounter with drug lord Torrez, the shadowy Booth offers Machete the opportunity to assassinate the unscrupulous Senator McLaughlin. When Machete discovers he's been set up, he turns to fierce taco queen Luz, armed holy man Padre, and socialite April to go after Booth, but before they can get to him, Machete's gang will have to face blade-wielding ICE agent Sartana, who never met a man she couldn't flay."

Overall Ranking: 1800 (Rank from 2010: # 67)


Rating:
66
Adjusted* Rating:
(lowest rating dropped)
65.43

Ratings Breakdown
(The Mixed Bag)

Buttery 12.5%
Regular 62.5%
Half-Popped 12.5%
Stale 0%
Burnt 12.5%




 


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Reviewer Rating Review Secondary Ratings
David Baruffi97
Sober Film Critic James Brown80(full review)
J Patterson75Comedy: 4
Sex Appeal: 4
Rewatch: 6
3Guys Scotty70(full review)
Dave Examines Movies70(full review)
Rob from GuysFilmQuest68Comedy: 3
Sex Appeal: 4
Scary: 3
Rewatch: 5
Gorgon Reviews43(full review)
Chris of This Is Madness25 - My ratings are on a five point scale, translated as such: 1 - Abysmal, 25 - Bad, 50 - Mediocre, 75 - Good, 100 - Great
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People Involved

  • Danny Trejo (Machete)
  • Michelle Rodriguez (Luz)
  • Jessica Alba (Sartana)
  • Robert De Niro (Sen. McLaughlin)
  • Lindsay Lohan (April)
  • Cheech Marin (Padre)
  • Steven Seagal (Torrez)
  • Rose McGowan (Cherry Darling)
  • Daryl Sabara (Julio)
  • Don Johnson (Lt. Stillman)
  • Jeff Fahey (Benz)
  • Tom Savini (Deputy Tolo)
  • Tina Rodriguez (Tristana)
  • Robert Rodriguez (Director)


  • Included in Achievement Trios...

  • Robert Rodriguez Grindhouse