Lists: Comedy, Fantasy

Brief Synopsis: "Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane brings his boundary-pushing brand of humor to the big screen for the first time as writer, director and voice star of Ted. In the live action/CG-animated comedy, he tells the story of John Bennett, a grown man who must deal with the cherished teddy bear who came to life as the result of a childhood wish, and has refused to leave his side ever since."

Overall Ranking: 1744 (Rank from 2012: # 74)

Adjusted* Rating:
(lowest rating dropped)

Ratings Breakdown
(The Mixed Bag)

Buttery 13.04%
Regular 60.87%
Half-Popped 21.74%
Stale 0%
Burnt 4.35%


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Ryan from Ten Stars Or Less100(full review)
Daniel Prinn at Daniel's Film Reviews88(full review)
David Baruffi88(full review)
Dave Examines Movies83(full review)
Bryan Lienesch81 - It's not the funniest thing Seth McFarlane has ever created, but the classic punchlines are sure to leave people quoting it for years.
Sean Kelly80(full review)
Nathan Adams and the Temple Of Reviews80(full review)
Angry Vader80(full review)
Maurice of Movie Mixology80(full review)
Tim The Film Guy79(full review)
Tom Little of Digital Shortbread76(full review)
Sober Film Critic James Brown75(full review)
Skooch70(full review)
CinemaVisitor Erik70 - It insults and takes the piss out of everybody and everything very funnily but the love sub-plot spoils it as it's cheesy and predictable.
(full review)
Patrick Devitt70
Thomas Pollock70
Rob from GuysFilmQuest67
Gorgon Reviews61(full review)
Colin Flanagan61(full review)
Committed to Celluloid Fernando Rafael61(full review)
Movie Evangelist50(full review)
Josh of Classicblanca40(full review)
Chris of This Is Madness1 - My ratings are on a five point scale, translated as such: 1 - Abysmal, 25 - Bad, 50 - Mediocre, 75 - Good, 100 - Great
(full review)

People Involved

  • Mark Wahlberg (John)
  • Mila Kunis (Lori)
  • Seth MacFarlane (Ted)
  • Giovanni Ribisi (Donny)
  • Laura Vandervoort (Tanya)
  • Joel McHale (Rex)
  • Bill Smitrovich (Frank)
  • Matt Walsh (Thomas)
  • Bretton Manley (Young John)
  • Alex Borstein (Johns Mom)
  • Patrick Warburton (Guy)
  • Jessica Barth (Tami-Lynn)
  • Patrick Stewart (Narrator)
  • Jessica Stroup (Tracy)
  • Tara Strong (Bellybutton)
  • Norah Jones (Herself)
  • (Director)
  • (Director)
  • Seth MacFarlane (Director)