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Mean Machine

Lists: Sports comedy

Brief Synopsis: "Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead."

Overall Ranking: - (Rank from 2001: # 0)


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  • Vinnie Jones (Danny Meehan)
  • David Kelly (Doc)
  • David Hemmings (Governor)
  • Ralph Brown (Burton)
  • Vas Blackwood (Massive)
  • Robbie Gee (Trojan)
  • Geoff Bell (Ratchett)
  • John Forgeham (Sykes)
  • Sally Phillips (Tracey)
  • Danny Dyer (Billy the Limpet)
  • Jason Flemyng (Bob Likely)
  • Jason Statham (Monk)
  • Martin Wimbush (Z)
  • David Reid (Barman)
  • David Cropman (Second Barman)
  • Tim Perrin (Policeman)
  • Paul Mari (Policeman)
  • Nicholas Moss (Hayter)
  • Stephen Walters (Nitro)
  • Andrew Grainger (Ketch)
  • Jamie Sives (Chiv)
  • Adam Fogerty (Mouse)
  • Rocky Marshall (Cigs)
  • Elwin Chopper David (Jerome McFife)
  • Omid Djalili (Raj)