Spy Hard

Lists: Absurdist comedy

Brief Synopsis: "The evil Gen. Rancor has his sights set on world domination, and only one man can stop him: Dick Steele, also known as Agent WD-40. Rancor needs to obtain a computer circuit for the missile that he is planning to fire, so Steele teams up with Veronique Ukrinsky, a KGB agent whose father designed the chip. Together they try to locate the evil mastermind's headquarters, where Veronique's father and several other hostages are being held."

Overall Ranking: - (Rank from 1996: # 0)

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People Involved

  • Leslie Nielsen (Dick Steele)
  • Nicollette Sheridan (Veronique Ukrinsky)
  • Charles Durning (The Director)
  • Marcia Gay Harden (Miss Cheevus)
  • Barry Bostwick (Norman Coleman)
  • Andy Griffith (General Rancor)
  • Stephanie Romanov (Victoria / Barbara Dahl)
  • Talisa Soto (Desiree More)
  • Robert Guillaume (Agent Steve Bishop)
  • Carl Ciarfalio (Thug #1)
  • Keith Campbell (Thug #2)
  • Esau McKnight (Skippy, Warrior on Cell Phone)
  • Taylor Negron (Painter)
  • "Weird Al" Yankovic (Himself)
  • Alex Trebek (Agency Tape Recorder (Voice))
  • Mr. T (Helicopter Pilot)
  • Ray Charles (Busdriver)
  • Joyce Brothers (Steeles Tag Team Member)
  • Hulk Hogan (Steeles Other Tag Team Member)
  • Pat Morita (Brian, Waiter in Restaurant)
  • Elizabeth Kaitan (Helicopter Ticket Agent)
  • Alexandra Paul (Woman in Murphy Bed)
  • Michael Berryman (Bus Patron with Oxygen Mask)
  • Eddie Deezen (Rancor Guard Who Gets Spit On)
  • John Kassir (Rancor Guard at Intercom)
  • John Ales (Kabul)
  • Elya Baskin (Professor Ukrinsky)
  • Mason Gamble (McCluckey)
  • Carlos Lauchu (Slice)
  • Roger Clinton, Jr. (Agent Clinton)
  • Robert Culp (Businessman)
  • Fabio (Fabio)
  • Curtis Armstrong (Pastry Chef)
  • Clyde Kusatsu (Noggin)
  • Diane Klimaszewski (Twin #1)
  • Elaine Klimaszewski (Twin #2)
  • Tina Arning (Dancer)
  • Rick Cramer (Heimlich, Rancor Terrorist)
  • Brad Garrett (Short Rancor Guard (Voice))
  • Kelly Lange (Kelly Lange)
  • Thuy Trang (Manicurist)