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Title Year Rating Rank Review
Deadpool2016971 - Just an incredibly fun time at the theaters!
Inglourious Basterds2009902 - Tarantino takes history and puts it through a blender with the top off. The end result is a red, frothy, delicious, and splattered on the walls.
Spy2015902 - I find it hard to believe we'll see a funnier movie this year.
Fast And The Furious (2001)2001874 - Nothing has topped the original. This raw, urban action flick provided a nitrous boost to the now overpopulated street racing genre.
Zombieland2009874 - Even if you could dream up a dark, post-apocalyptic, zombie COMEDY, I guarantee you it wouldn't be as good as Zombieland. Because nothing is.
Fast Five2011866 - It's the closest any sequel has come yet to the original. The action is over the top, and flirts with obsurdity, but that's the point of a blockbuster. The bank vault chase scene is one of the coolest I've seen in a very, very long time.
The Nice Guys2016837 - Crowe and Gosling are an unlikely comedy duo. But it works!
Lethal Weapon1987828 - Mel Gibson and Danny Glover fight Gary Busey? How does that NOT have '80's classic written all over it?
Tropic Thunder2008828 - The kind of comedy you can quote for years to come.
Bad Boys II20038110 - Easily one of my all-time favorite action blockbusters. A fun ride from start to finish with superb replay value.
The Cannonball Run19817911 - 'Cannonball' is basically a standup act rolled into a movie. At every turn (literally) it's looking for a laugh. Most of those jokes land well; the operative word there being "most".
Central Intelligence20167812 - Par for the course with Kevin Hart flicks these days.
Date Night20107812 - A little tacky and in-your-face with its message, but hey, if it makes you laugh, do we really care?
Team America: World Police20047614 - Shamelessly crude, utterly hysterical.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)20147614 - Your standard-issue superhero flick.
Other Guys, The20107216 - The problem with shtick is it rarely stays fresh for an entire feature-length film. Here, its relief on heavily and the movie suffers.
This Means War20127117(full review) - A bit shallow, but still entertaining even for guys. The movie attempts to please all audiences and succeeds marginally.
Fast And Furious20097018 - The return of the original characters continued an upward trend in the franchise's sequels.
Let's Be Cops20146519 - The worst thing 'Let's Be Cops' does is grow a conscience and try to give us a moral to the story. You're silly, you're ridiculous. Just go with that.
Bad Boys19956320 - If you're going to throw substance and plot out the window for thrills, the thrills better be REALLY good. Here, they are just 'meh'.
Kick-Ass20106221 - What starts out as an honest attempt to make the unlikely superhero comedy takes a sharp right as it becomes a dark semi-action flick.
Mr. Right20166122 - A disappointing project for Anna Kendrick and Sam Rockwell to have their names forever tied to.
Kick-Ass 220136023 - Like the first, 'Kick-Ass 2' is a walking paradox. It wants to be both juvenile and grown-up, both silly and serious. And it doesn't really work.
Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, The20065924 - A surprising and welcomed improvement over the second. The complete abandonment of the original characters went fairly smoothly given how 2 Fast 2 Furious went.
22 Jump Street20145225 - To say it's not as awful as the first isn't saying much. Once again, '22 Jump Street' THINKS its jokes are much funnier than they are. There will be more eye rolls than laughs AGAIN.
Kingsman: The Secret Service20155225 - What ends up being a halfway decent reimagining of the British superspy flick for the first three quarters of its runtime eventually devolves into something needlessly explicit, offensive, and lude. Yes, the last quarter or so of 'Kingsman' is "zero f**ks given" filmmaking at its best (or worst).
Fast And Furious 620135027 - Alas, we have the first installment to seriously challenge '2 Fast 2 Furious' as the worst in the franchise. '6' does beat it out, but only marginally.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)19905027 - It's a kids movie through and through. I'm not sure what else people wanted out of it.
Pain And Gain20134929 - Just because it's not as ludicrous as it appears, doesn't mean it's not ludicrous.
2 Fast 2 Furious20034630 - Easily the worst of the franchise. Tacky and overproduced. All pizzazz and no substance. It's a feature-length music video.
Furious 720154331 - I guess were supposed to look on 'Furious 7' with kind eyes given that Paul Walker passed away before its release, but I, for one, can't do it. This is probably the worst film in the franchise to date.
Piranha (2010)20104032 - Is it utterly ridiculous? Without a doubt. But like a misbehaving puppy, there's something about it's shamelessness you can't help but to love.
21 Jump Street20123733 - Silly but not in a good way. The people enjoying this movie the most are the ones starring in it (and that's because they don't have to watch it).


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